Seán-Patrick Burke
@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. My profile header is a selfie taken 10 seconds before that black bear lunged at me, but it's ok because black bears are like a cross between house cats & the most dangerous animal you've ever encountered.
Stormin Norman www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKi3...
Gen. Schwarzkopf's Famed News Conference
YouTube video by Richard Mackenzie
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November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Stormin Norman www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKi3...
I am... high. I ate and smoked cannabis. So I'm enjoying my high by watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMR...
Desert Storm Begins During News Broadcast 1/2
YouTube video by luvofcountry
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November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I am... high. I ate and smoked cannabis. So I'm enjoying my high by watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMR...
Baked potatoes are my favorite vehicle for fats & flavors (I am 235lbs...)
a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
ALT: a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
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November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Baked potatoes are my favorite vehicle for fats & flavors (I am 235lbs...)
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
Is there a way to force streaming services (today: @amazonprime.bsky.social Prime Video) to play the goddamn end credits as the filmmaker intended? I missed hitting the "hide" button so it cut from WEIRD SCIENCE to some random original show, and the 2nd time I tried it played credits at 5x speed.
a woman in a white crop top and black underwear is standing in front of a bright pink background .
ALT: a woman in a white crop top and black underwear is standing in front of a bright pink background .
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November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is there a way to force streaming services (today: @amazonprime.bsky.social Prime Video) to play the goddamn end credits as the filmmaker intended? I missed hitting the "hide" button so it cut from WEIRD SCIENCE to some random original show, and the 2nd time I tried it played credits at 5x speed.
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
Well that was weird lol
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Well that was weird lol
A former "literary manager" who I paid through one of those screenwriting bullshit companies to read my shit & talk to me has pivoted to being a screenwriter and JFC I wish her nothing but the same she provided.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A former "literary manager" who I paid through one of those screenwriting bullshit companies to read my shit & talk to me has pivoted to being a screenwriter and JFC I wish her nothing but the same she provided.
I love trashy 70’s - 90’s thriller / horror / weird paperbacks. Just started reading this one I picked up for a buck the other day based entirely upon the title & cover.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love trashy 70’s - 90’s thriller / horror / weird paperbacks. Just started reading this one I picked up for a buck the other day based entirely upon the title & cover.
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Stargate Announcement | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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This thread = instant follow. Fucking hilarious. I wish I had the balls to do the same but the date of my vasectomy is visible on @letterboxd.social lol (NB: after 5 days recovery, zero difference, guys: go for it).
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This thread = instant follow. Fucking hilarious. I wish I had the balls to do the same but the date of my vasectomy is visible on @letterboxd.social lol (NB: after 5 days recovery, zero difference, guys: go for it).
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At my last job you were supposed to send an email if you were going to be late. These are some of my late emails.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
At my last job you were supposed to send an email if you were going to be late. These are some of my late emails.
I was watching a swashbuckling 1950's film and the lady lead was both gorgeous and a legitimately good actor. Was curious to see how she wound up, so I googled.
"Died at the age of 41 from burns the day after a house fire."
"Died at the age of 41 from burns the day after a house fire."
spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee .
ALT: spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee .
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November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I was watching a swashbuckling 1950's film and the lady lead was both gorgeous and a legitimately good actor. Was curious to see how she wound up, so I googled.
"Died at the age of 41 from burns the day after a house fire."
"Died at the age of 41 from burns the day after a house fire."
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Here’s the deal:
His new name is Piggy.
That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme.
Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference.
#PresidentPiggy #PIGUS
His new name is Piggy.
That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme.
Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference.
#PresidentPiggy #PIGUS
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here’s the deal:
His new name is Piggy.
That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme.
Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference.
#PresidentPiggy #PIGUS
His new name is Piggy.
That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme.
Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference.
#PresidentPiggy #PIGUS
I had never heard of Jabuticabas before last year, and every time I come across them on some post I just... it's amazing! A fruit that said "know what, we don't need to mess with special branches, let's just cover the trunk."
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I had never heard of Jabuticabas before last year, and every time I come across them on some post I just... it's amazing! A fruit that said "know what, we don't need to mess with special branches, let's just cover the trunk."
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one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
I've been a fan of Jerry Reed since the first time I saw SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT, and I've really gotten into his music. Just put on his & Chet Atkins' album SNEAKIN' AROUND and it is so gobsmackingly early 90's it's hilarious. Sounds like the end credits of PICKET FENCES or RED SHOE DIARIES.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I've been a fan of Jerry Reed since the first time I saw SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT, and I've really gotten into his music. Just put on his & Chet Atkins' album SNEAKIN' AROUND and it is so gobsmackingly early 90's it's hilarious. Sounds like the end credits of PICKET FENCES or RED SHOE DIARIES.
My friend Mary from high school went as Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows #WWDITS for Halloween and, man did she nail his energy vampire vibe lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHXL...
Colin Robinson Explains The Basics of Victrola Phonograph operations.
YouTube video by Mary U
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November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My friend Mary from high school went as Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows #WWDITS for Halloween and, man did she nail his energy vampire vibe lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHXL...
As a man born in 1982 so I was 12 when FORREST GUMP came out, watching SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT at 43 is a very confusing experience. If you know... brother, you know.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
As a man born in 1982 so I was 12 when FORREST GUMP came out, watching SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT at 43 is a very confusing experience. If you know... brother, you know.
I make no apologies for my weird taste in music. open.spotify.com/track/5iwqTb...
Pazza
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November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I make no apologies for my weird taste in music. open.spotify.com/track/5iwqTb...
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Why does he look like a character created by Kyle Gordon (planet of the Base Guy)
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why does he look like a character created by Kyle Gordon (planet of the Base Guy)