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Sam
@javamoose.bsky.social
Video gamer. Sports enjoyer. Coffee drinker.
The internet works in mysterious ways. 🇨🇦☕️
He/Him
So are we allowed to push a goalie's pad into the net to get the puck to cross the line now?
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I don’t want to hear anyone say “we can’t win a Super Bowl with Jared Goff” ever again
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
FINALLY
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl performance with a billboard behind him saying:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
For the love of god someone please score a touchdown this half
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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LADY GAGA????
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The best halftime show ever.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My wife who does not care about football just looked up from her book and went “Nobody’s gotten a single touchdown? That seems really boring”
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Ok Super Bowl commercial Jenner 😎
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Kenneth Walker reminds me a lot of David Montgomery
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
You just know those shits are nuclear
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Japan deserved gold tbh
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Growing up in the US watching Olympic coverage vs now living in Canada is funny because the Canadians are like “even though she won’t medal, we’re still so proud of her” where as in the States they just won’t acknowledge athletes who don’t medal at all.
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Can’t stop laughing at the noise CBC’s drones are making on freestyle skiing, every air shot sounds like R2D2 screaming
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Thats my captain
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Very bummed to see Buck "the Yankees are not a good baseball team" Martinez is retiring. Well deserved, but Jays games won't be the same without him. Truly a living legend.
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I truly believe that if the Leafs don’t trade Matthews either this year or next, he’ll make a Marner style exit in 3 years. They won’t win with him.
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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"I'm not a big soda person, but when they start to let you mix and match ... I got involved with that" 😂

— Ryan Coogler

(via Good Hang Pod)
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns
the woke pendulum is swinging back so hard they're gonna be crying and begging for Brandon
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Did the deed and installed Fedora KDE Plasma as my daily driver today. Mostly painless process but getting Steam to recognize my second drive as an internal drive took some finagling but we got there.
Fuck you Microsoft.
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The photo of a 5 year old being taken by ICE should be enough for all of the US to go on a general strike. That’s what the rest of the world means when we say DO SOMETHING.
(This post excludes the fine people of Minneapolis, keep up the good fight)
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I swear 50% of the Petzing OC hire criticism is because the dude is bald. Not even joking. The toxic side of the Lions fan base proving once again that they can't help but be a bunch of pathetic losers.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Wonder if he agrees that this also applies to the working class.
As great powers abandon rules and values for their own interests, middle powers like Canada have a choice: compete with each other for favour or act together with impact.
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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With their performances tonight Brianne Jenner is tied for 1st and Rebecca Leslie for 2nd in points ⚡⚡ #PWHL #OttawaCharge
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM