Jaune DOA ☠️🥀
@jaunedoa.bsky.social
CAUTION: This person wants to SCREAM about US politics ALL. THE. TIME. Do NOT get them started unless you have free time. And earplugs. Otherwise, they're friendly AF. 💖
Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
Only need a few % to secretly tiptoe over to the Blue side & vote. Just need enough numbers to keep bills off the floor & prevent insane laws from passing. It wouldn't be a solution, but it would be a start. That's what #MitchMcConnel did for Republicans long enough to install a popular figurehead
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Only need a few % to secretly tiptoe over to the Blue side & vote. Just need enough numbers to keep bills off the floor & prevent insane laws from passing. It wouldn't be a solution, but it would be a start. That's what #MitchMcConnel did for Republicans long enough to install a popular figurehead
10 days after "launch" we'll be living in an episode of "Black Mirror"
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
10 days after "launch" we'll be living in an episode of "Black Mirror"
Have no fear, the future is here. Brought to you by Walmart for some fukin reason. Kinda wish this wasn't true. www.weforum.org/stories/2018...
Walmart has patented autonomous robot bees
Patenting 'pollination drones', Walmart is looking to use these bees in agriculture as the number of real bees decrease.
www.weforum.org
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Have no fear, the future is here. Brought to you by Walmart for some fukin reason. Kinda wish this wasn't true. www.weforum.org/stories/2018...
Omg a trans/queer/drag choreographed flash mob. YASS! They'd all have a collective str0ke.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Omg a trans/queer/drag choreographed flash mob. YASS! They'd all have a collective str0ke.
Pretty certain the network would drop the show if it was actually a "ratings disaster." But I watch the sh¡t out of it and always will ❤️ #MikeScollins is a #nationalTreasure
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Pretty certain the network would drop the show if it was actually a "ratings disaster." But I watch the sh¡t out of it and always will ❤️ #MikeScollins is a #nationalTreasure
Every time I see this my brain says "Tiny Dik Syndrome" and I giggle, because I'm a child 😆
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Every time I see this my brain says "Tiny Dik Syndrome" and I giggle, because I'm a child 😆
Well, one of them... 😉
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Well, one of them... 😉
Ooooh h8ters *really* h8te that sh¡t. I'm here for it. 😉
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Ooooh h8ters *really* h8te that sh¡t. I'm here for it. 😉
...but if I want to "own" trolls all I have to do is shake my head, giggle a lil bit then get on with my life, giving a fuk about others n sh¡t 😆
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
...but if I want to "own" trolls all I have to do is shake my head, giggle a lil bit then get on with my life, giving a fuk about others n sh¡t 😆
I think it's for fake internet points. Trolls want to seem legit so they follow everyone & hope they blindly follow back, including bots. Then it looks like they are a respected account and their megaphone gets bigger and louder. "Owning the Libs" makes them feel important for some reason...
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think it's for fake internet points. Trolls want to seem legit so they follow everyone & hope they blindly follow back, including bots. Then it looks like they are a respected account and their megaphone gets bigger and louder. "Owning the Libs" makes them feel important for some reason...
This is why I finally made an alt 🦋 account. I just needed a void I could scream into. Pleasantly surprised to have so many kind & funny people doing the same ❤️ follow me if you h8te ped@philes but like a good laugh 😃
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is why I finally made an alt 🦋 account. I just needed a void I could scream into. Pleasantly surprised to have so many kind & funny people doing the same ❤️ follow me if you h8te ped@philes but like a good laugh 😃
Healthy children fetch better prices tho. #TheArtOfTheDeal #DumpTrump
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Healthy children fetch better prices tho. #TheArtOfTheDeal #DumpTrump
I need a vomiting while laughing emoji.
Hang in there, my neurospicy friends. This is not normal. #RFKJr 's brain worm will finish the job then nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
Hang in there, my neurospicy friends. This is not normal. #RFKJr 's brain worm will finish the job then nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I need a vomiting while laughing emoji.
Hang in there, my neurospicy friends. This is not normal. #RFKJr 's brain worm will finish the job then nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
Hang in there, my neurospicy friends. This is not normal. #RFKJr 's brain worm will finish the job then nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
Is RINOs want to prosecute ped@s then I guess... yay? MTG is still a POS but now she has a single sprinkle of decency on top.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is RINOs want to prosecute ped@s then I guess... yay? MTG is still a POS but now she has a single sprinkle of decency on top.
Hehehehehe all bangers
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hehehehehe all bangers
Omg you're a precog!
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Omg you're a precog!
Maybe it's Maybelline...
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Maybe it's Maybelline...
But Itty bitty p@nis
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
But Itty bitty p@nis
Meanwhile, he's trying to draw 250 million..
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Meanwhile, he's trying to draw 250 million..