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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀
@jaunedoa.bsky.social
CAUTION: This person wants to SCREAM about US politics ALL. THE. TIME. Do NOT get them started unless you have free time. And earplugs. Otherwise, they're friendly AF. 💖

Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
Only need a few % to secretly tiptoe over to the Blue side & vote. Just need enough numbers to keep bills off the floor & prevent insane laws from passing. It wouldn't be a solution, but it would be a start. That's what #MitchMcConnel did for Republicans long enough to install a popular figurehead
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
10 days after "launch" we'll be living in an episode of "Black Mirror"
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Have no fear, the future is here. Brought to you by Walmart for some fukin reason. Kinda wish this wasn't true. www.weforum.org/stories/2018...
Walmart has patented autonomous robot bees
Patenting 'pollination drones', Walmart is looking to use these bees in agriculture as the number of real bees decrease.
www.weforum.org
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Omg a trans/queer/drag choreographed flash mob. YASS! They'd all have a collective str0ke.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
#Hopium is addictive isn't it? 😉
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Pretty certain the network would drop the show if it was actually a "ratings disaster." But I watch the sh¡t out of it and always will ❤️ #MikeScollins is a #nationalTreasure
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Every time I see this my brain says "Tiny Dik Syndrome" and I giggle, because I'm a child 😆
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Well, one of them... 😉
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ooooh h8ters *really* h8te that sh¡t. I'm here for it. 😉
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
...but if I want to "own" trolls all I have to do is shake my head, giggle a lil bit then get on with my life, giving a fuk about others n sh¡t 😆
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think it's for fake internet points. Trolls want to seem legit so they follow everyone & hope they blindly follow back, including bots. Then it looks like they are a respected account and their megaphone gets bigger and louder. "Owning the Libs" makes them feel important for some reason...
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is why I finally made an alt 🦋 account. I just needed a void I could scream into. Pleasantly surprised to have so many kind & funny people doing the same ❤️ follow me if you h8te ped@philes but like a good laugh 😃
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Healthy children fetch better prices tho. #TheArtOfTheDeal #DumpTrump
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I need a vomiting while laughing emoji.
Hang in there, my neurospicy friends. This is not normal. #RFKJr 's brain worm will finish the job then nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
🤢🤮
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is RINOs want to prosecute ped@s then I guess... yay? MTG is still a POS but now she has a single sprinkle of decency on top.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hehehehehe all bangers
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Omg you're a precog!
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Maybe it's Maybelline...
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
But Itty bitty p@nis
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Meanwhile, he's trying to draw 250 million..
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM