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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀
@jaunedoa.bsky.social
CAUTION: This person wants to SCREAM about US politics ALL. THE. TIME. Do NOT get them started unless you have free time. And earplugs. Otherwise, they're friendly AF. 💖

Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
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In the past 12 hours I've been called "beyond evil" like, a dozen times, because all people on the Right are good and all people on the Left are murderers, yadda, yadda, yadda. To be clear, I acknowledge there are terrible fukkin people - on both sides. But I don't think everyone in the US is ...
@monicalewinsky.bsky.social pretty sure this isn't actually your account but I'll say it anyway: I'm sorry to see your name once again being used in jokes. As always, I appreciate how much you've done for victims despite what you've been forced to endure.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When you're a Republican they let you do it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
In the past 12 hours I've been called "beyond evil" like, a dozen times, because all people on the Right are good and all people on the Left are murderers, yadda, yadda, yadda. To be clear, I acknowledge there are terrible fukkin people - on both sides. But I don't think everyone in the US is ...
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My brain: a million $ doesn't seem like much but it does seem like just a few houses could feed *so many families*. Money is weird. Like crypto. That's only $ as long as we agree it has value. The second we don't, billionaires will fall. Hmmm.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not sure if these bits from #theonion make me happier or angrier, but I could say that about anything right now (-:-(
theonion.com/trump-says-e...
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
THANK YOU!! I've been yelling about the #Trump #victims #settlements forever! The transcripts are publicly available and intensely nauseating. They should be the cherry on top of the pile of #epsteinfiles Note these were civil trials cause courts, pals & his money protected him. #listentovictims
This man is disgusting! He’s scum of the earth! He needs to get to prison for the rest of his miserable life!
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can see the "Near-Right" waking up. If just 5% of them vote "Center-Left" in #2026election we can tip the scales. A local MAGA group's been meeting each Fri for YEARS on a freeway overpass with signs n flags. It was 20+ now it's down to 2. Either America is great again or they're feeling defeated.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I thought, for years, they were "Do-nothing #democrats" so I went looking into what it is they do each day. For some of them, IT'S A LOT ;-) and most of it's on public record (because, presumably, they're not throwing docs down toilets n flushing 17 times.) They're not all #ChuckSchumer ...
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
If you've seen something, you need to say something, even if you whisper anonymously. Here's a fantastic place to start #Epsteinfiles #usjustice democrats-judiciary.house.gov/contact/whis...
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I've been laughing at this for HOURS! @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com Endless thanks to the writers and kudos for the spot-on delivery!! #uspolitics #epsteinfiles #comedy 05:42 youtu.be/XW1BmWYYF1M?...
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
@mysterjoshua.bsky.social Darkwood? As in the Barony of Darkwood? The Principality of the Mists, in the Kingdom of the West?
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven. Blessed be the ones who *don't* want to abuse children. Smite those fkers. Praise be. ⚡️🙏
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven. Blessed be the ones who *don't* want to abuse children.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@angryhoss.bsky.social How did you get the "suspected Ant¡fa t@rrorist" label on your page? If there's anything worth blocking it must be waayyy down at the bottom of your feed. I'm gonna go ahead n follow u cause I see nothing wrong with being against fasc¡sm. It's pro-fasc!sm I worry bout.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Everybody needs a ninja." ~ #MathhewEbel

youtu.be/xObk-mKn1zQ?...
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
@betty-cocker.bsky.social excellent #TheVacantLot reference!! Off to watch old episodes RTF now
I mean.. you're probably referencing the Sex Pistols Song, but the lyrics are also in the theme song of one of my favorite comedy shows 🤣 youtu.be/bsmuwTqD36M?...
The Vacant Lot Episode 1
YouTube video by The Vacant Lot
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Today's one of the *rare* occasions a lil voice in my head says, "Maybe, in THIS instance, hiring a group to make robo-calls might be appropriate." #2026Midterms #HealthcareforAll
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
#AloneMusk you need to take a break from #Xitter, read actual books, touch grass and calm your tits. You force every user to follow you, but that doesn't mean you have to fire back at all of them. You have an insane amount of money that is just waiting for you to piss it all away.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I hope u get better fast!❤️ Especially since healthcare premiums are going up! It's possible you have what I do - I'm allergic to #USPOLITICS. My eyes get all watery and I feel lethargic. Benadryl helps, though, cause politics can't affect you if you're unconscious 😉 💤😴
feel... sick

might just be emotions manifesting tho...
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Could not get the image of #ChuckSchumer, the human version of a Strongly Worded Letter, outta my head. So here ya go. Now it's in yours. Enjoy 😉
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wait... is that a light I see at the end of the tunnel? Or is it the white light people see on their deathbeds? I've got some research to do.
Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) on Sunday said that if Democrats vote to advance a House-passed continuing resolution, he will offer as a substitute another stopgap spending measure with a later expiration date combined with three full-year appropriations bills, known as a minibus.
thehill.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What an emotional rollercoaster!

If you need me, piss off.

I'll be mainlining "Unlikely Animal Friends" videos until I can stop gritting my teeth. Could be awhile.

Tuesday:
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This person means well but to get relief from tear gas the milk/baby shampoo treatment is no longer recommended. It's in powder/oil suspension. Get it off/out immediately with water & wipes. Shedding clothes/skin is ideal. 1 more reason to join the #InflatableAnimalArmy 1st Aid Link follows ⏬️
Cool milk applied to the afflicted areas will immediately bring relief from the burning and heat of pepper spray in the eyes and on the skin. The active is Capsicum oil. Applying water to the area makes things worse by spreading the stinging oil further. Diluted baby shampoo will wash it off too
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Today at #BluevilleZoo it's just a sad bunch of donkeys that need healthcare. Mine is on the Far Left 😥 Cannot WAIT to vote the Pigs and Weasels out. #RedvilleZoo #GreenvilleZoo #uspolitics @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @redvillezoo.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM