Boos averted britpop in the good timeline
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boos averted britpop in the good timeline
The Tragedy of Ling Kier
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The Tragedy of Ling Kier
Future medical professionals may read that my heart was fucked but that couldn’t dock my strut when the music played.
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Future medical professionals may read that my heart was fucked but that couldn’t dock my strut when the music played.
Definitely regret, no shame and no racism though so I think you can feel ok about this, on balance?
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Definitely regret, no shame and no racism though so I think you can feel ok about this, on balance?
All Ray-Bans are a red flag
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
All Ray-Bans are a red flag
Trained nurses. Working for a wage that many who help no one on a daily basis would take as a bonus. They will be welcomed warmly by any country with any sense at all.
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Trained nurses. Working for a wage that many who help no one on a daily basis would take as a bonus. They will be welcomed warmly by any country with any sense at all.
The seize is not imaginary. Many of the nurses I talk to feel that it’s not the broad minded, progressive country they first found and are looking at other countries where they might be happier.
October 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The seize is not imaginary. Many of the nurses I talk to feel that it’s not the broad minded, progressive country they first found and are looking at other countries where they might be happier.
I get the train to London for treatment. The nurses don’t know my town but they know the train line, because they are not paid enough to live in the city.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I get the train to London for treatment. The nurses don’t know my town but they know the train line, because they are not paid enough to live in the city.
This ridiculous country would seize up in a week without their tireless work.
October 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This ridiculous country would seize up in a week without their tireless work.
The doom-feed would be totally flowers if delivered with this helluvaguy in the background. I really think we have cracked it this time. Let pets fix the news.
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The doom-feed would be totally flowers if delivered with this helluvaguy in the background. I really think we have cracked it this time. Let pets fix the news.
Ten pence per soothing pet pic?
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ten pence per soothing pet pic?
I’m increasingly convinced that the pet pic thing could be a simple and cheap way to civilise our deteriorating online dialogue
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m increasingly convinced that the pet pic thing could be a simple and cheap way to civilise our deteriorating online dialogue
Didn’t Murdoch buy into it at the end? Violates the no total bastards clause.
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Didn’t Murdoch buy into it at the end? Violates the no total bastards clause.
Getting the computer to guess the answer rather than calculate it is risky and slower but also the future of efficiency, I’m in!
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Getting the computer to guess the answer rather than calculate it is risky and slower but also the future of efficiency, I’m in!
The unexpected inverse of the ‘this is my food’s food’ joke
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The unexpected inverse of the ‘this is my food’s food’ joke
I nominate Portland the Cabaret Voltaire of America (extremely complimentary)
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I nominate Portland the Cabaret Voltaire of America (extremely complimentary)