Yeah, rob them and sell the loot on eBay. It’s what Labour voters have been saying all along.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yeah, rob them and sell the loot on eBay. It’s what Labour voters have been saying all along.
Tip for people who are attending a testing day where they do a 6 minute walk. Absolutely do not think about the song ‘stayin’ alive’ mid walk test. Your gait will become unconcealably lascivious and the nurse will have to make a note of it. This stays on your medical records in perpetuity.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Tip for people who are attending a testing day where they do a 6 minute walk. Absolutely do not think about the song ‘stayin’ alive’ mid walk test. Your gait will become unconcealably lascivious and the nurse will have to make a note of it. This stays on your medical records in perpetuity.
28 apps later
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
28 apps later
The idea that immigrant nurses on less than 38k are somehow dragging the country down can only settle in the mind of someone who prints their emails.
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The idea that immigrant nurses on less than 38k are somehow dragging the country down can only settle in the mind of someone who prints their emails.
Ideas for a social media website:
- Readers can set the font/size/colour of the text
- Background can be a calming photo of a pet
- Replies to a post don’t need to be public
- Readers can block videos, images, emojis or letters that they don’t enjoy
- Not run by total bastards
- Readers can set the font/size/colour of the text
- Background can be a calming photo of a pet
- Replies to a post don’t need to be public
- Readers can block videos, images, emojis or letters that they don’t enjoy
- Not run by total bastards
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Ideas for a social media website:
- Readers can set the font/size/colour of the text
- Background can be a calming photo of a pet
- Replies to a post don’t need to be public
- Readers can block videos, images, emojis or letters that they don’t enjoy
- Not run by total bastards
- Readers can set the font/size/colour of the text
- Background can be a calming photo of a pet
- Replies to a post don’t need to be public
- Readers can block videos, images, emojis or letters that they don’t enjoy
- Not run by total bastards
Consent is an existential threat to openai so naturally they are making a sexbot.
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Consent is an existential threat to openai so naturally they are making a sexbot.
All-lowercase-no-punctuation makes your posts look like Sam Altman messaging Morrissey.
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
All-lowercase-no-punctuation makes your posts look like Sam Altman messaging Morrissey.
I just found out about scooped bagels and it’s reminded me that America is the cream cheese Icarus, it cannot be saved.
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I just found out about scooped bagels and it’s reminded me that America is the cream cheese Icarus, it cannot be saved.
That thing where you want the prestigious peace prize but the last remaining friend you haven’t publicly double crossed yet is still in the middle of an appalling genocide.
October 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
That thing where you want the prestigious peace prize but the last remaining friend you haven’t publicly double crossed yet is still in the middle of an appalling genocide.
On the train to London, in black, with an old CTM tote that’s got a 2 litre coke bottle filled to the brim with my own piss in it; feeling the most doom metal I’ve felt in ages. Have a blessed day, my fellow shrieking revenants!)))
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
On the train to London, in black, with an old CTM tote that’s got a 2 litre coke bottle filled to the brim with my own piss in it; feeling the most doom metal I’ve felt in ages. Have a blessed day, my fellow shrieking revenants!)))
Made my coffee a few grams stronger this morning and until it wears off I think I’m sold on the idea that Americans are going to have to boycott America.
October 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Made my coffee a few grams stronger this morning and until it wears off I think I’m sold on the idea that Americans are going to have to boycott America.
I don’t go into supermarkets so a lot of things felt odd. I walked past a deodorant that claimed to keep you fresh for 72 hours, it haunts me now.
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don’t go into supermarkets so a lot of things felt odd. I walked past a deodorant that claimed to keep you fresh for 72 hours, it haunts me now.
If you think of birds as little monosynths then everywhere is cafe oto
teethrecs.bandcamp.com/album/betwee...
teethrecs.bandcamp.com/album/betwee...
Between The Seed And The Timber, by Jas Shaw
6 track album
teethrecs.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
If you think of birds as little monosynths then everywhere is cafe oto
teethrecs.bandcamp.com/album/betwee...
teethrecs.bandcamp.com/album/betwee...
When a friend was doing their stay-in-country-test they had an app to test their patriotic knowledge. I failed it, all of the people who we were hanging out with failed it, it’s not stuff British people know.
He passed it and still reckons Brits are a bunch of cunts.
He passed it and still reckons Brits are a bunch of cunts.
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
When a friend was doing their stay-in-country-test they had an app to test their patriotic knowledge. I failed it, all of the people who we were hanging out with failed it, it’s not stuff British people know.
He passed it and still reckons Brits are a bunch of cunts.
He passed it and still reckons Brits are a bunch of cunts.
In the good timeline Super Furry Animals are Oasis
September 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
In the good timeline Super Furry Animals are Oasis
Super quick one, when I put my gun down the back of my trousers does it go inside the pants too or between the pants and the trousers?
September 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Super quick one, when I put my gun down the back of my trousers does it go inside the pants too or between the pants and the trousers?
Using its sharp teeth and forward set eyes to spot weak or elderly specimens, autism predates paracetamol.
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Using its sharp teeth and forward set eyes to spot weak or elderly specimens, autism predates paracetamol.
All interests are specific, obviously
September 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
All interests are specific, obviously
A lot of people have jumped directly from ‘let’s get people to vote’ to ‘You palm the paper clip then pick the lock on your cuffs and make your escape.’
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A lot of people have jumped directly from ‘let’s get people to vote’ to ‘You palm the paper clip then pick the lock on your cuffs and make your escape.’
I’m not disparaging anyone’s efforts but there’s a real chance that a picture of a puppy won’t cleanse my timeline this week. By all means, give it a wipe though, can’t hurt.
September 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m not disparaging anyone’s efforts but there’s a real chance that a picture of a puppy won’t cleanse my timeline this week. By all means, give it a wipe though, can’t hurt.
He embodied everything that I admire in music. In fact, in people in general. He wore it so lightly that you could mistake him for a pretty cool dj.
The fact that you know who I’m talking about is testament to this.
The fact that you know who I’m talking about is testament to this.
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
He embodied everything that I admire in music. In fact, in people in general. He wore it so lightly that you could mistake him for a pretty cool dj.
The fact that you know who I’m talking about is testament to this.
The fact that you know who I’m talking about is testament to this.
Lost half an hour there, daydreaming about a soup that was infinitely chunky. What would that look like? It’s not as easy as it first seems. Soup is amazing.
September 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Lost half an hour there, daydreaming about a soup that was infinitely chunky. What would that look like? It’s not as easy as it first seems. Soup is amazing.
Looking at the streets today, it’s clear that a dark thought has stirred in the minds of men. They want to turn the clocks back and don’t care who gets hurt.
Shorts
Shorts
September 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Looking at the streets today, it’s clear that a dark thought has stirred in the minds of men. They want to turn the clocks back and don’t care who gets hurt.
Shorts
Shorts
Right wing types, particularly the American ones, flatter themselves that they are especially driven but really they are like a bacterium drifting up a sugar gradient.
September 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Right wing types, particularly the American ones, flatter themselves that they are especially driven but really they are like a bacterium drifting up a sugar gradient.
America, The Insurrector’s Cut
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
America, The Insurrector’s Cut