Jaspor
@jaspor.bsky.social
Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, develops software, recites 90s lyrics, enjoys smut, has a guitar.
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I want everyone to remember how hard everyone was on the Seahawks defense for giving up a TD to Rivers and apply it to the 9ers.
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want everyone to remember how hard everyone was on the Seahawks defense for giving up a TD to Rivers and apply it to the 9ers.
I get up around seven
Get out of bed around nine
I don't worry about nothing, no
Because worry's a waste of my time
Get out of bed around nine
I don't worry about nothing, no
Because worry's a waste of my time
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I get up around seven
Get out of bed around nine
I don't worry about nothing, no
Because worry's a waste of my time
Get out of bed around nine
I don't worry about nothing, no
Because worry's a waste of my time
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Deleting old sexts like I’m burning love letters in the fireplace
February 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Deleting old sexts like I’m burning love letters in the fireplace
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Interviewer: "What got into this defense?"
Ernest Jones: "They were laughing in our face. They thought that shit was over with. Excuse my language."
Ernest Jones: "They were laughing in our face. They thought that shit was over with. Excuse my language."
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Interviewer: "What got into this defense?"
Ernest Jones: "They were laughing in our face. They thought that shit was over with. Excuse my language."
Ernest Jones: "They were laughing in our face. They thought that shit was over with. Excuse my language."
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Also get fucked Puka you dipshit ass loser
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Also get fucked Puka you dipshit ass loser
Holy shit. Props to the o line on that play. Get fucked Rams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Holy shit. Props to the o line on that play. Get fucked Rams.
Kupp still missing blocks.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Kupp still missing blocks.
I guess moral victory that we forced OT? I dunno. Hard to find a bright side on this and Darnold certainly didnt silence any doubters.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I guess moral victory that we forced OT? I dunno. Hard to find a bright side on this and Darnold certainly didnt silence any doubters.
EJ continues to suck balls tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
EJ continues to suck balls tonight.
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that’s called a catch if Colby Parkinson does it
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
that’s called a catch if Colby Parkinson does it
Close. Now strip sack time
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Close. Now strip sack time
Lucky play there on his hit arm. Again, nothing going our way tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Lucky play there on his hit arm. Again, nothing going our way tonight.
Spoon beat there. Would like to see him be a bit tighter there
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Spoon beat there. Would like to see him be a bit tighter there
Okay, D. One more time. Strip sack maybe?
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Okay, D. One more time. Strip sack maybe?
Sam can't take that sack. Holy fuck. He had time
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sam can't take that sack. Holy fuck. He had time
Save the timeouts for the other side of the 2 minute warning. Saves 40 seconds instead of 15-20.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Save the timeouts for the other side of the 2 minute warning. Saves 40 seconds instead of 15-20.
He's not fucking defenseless
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He's not fucking defenseless
Welp. Who blew that coverage?
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Welp. Who blew that coverage?
I feel like we are due for a turnover. Right? Right?!
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I feel like we are due for a turnover. Right? Right?!
Easy completion to JSN on first down and Sam spikes it. Not good.
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Easy completion to JSN on first down and Sam spikes it. Not good.
Big miss there..Come on Sam ffs
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Big miss there..Come on Sam ffs
Prove everyone wrong Darnold. This is your chance.
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Prove everyone wrong Darnold. This is your chance.