Jasper Lewis can't lose
@jasper-lewis.bsky.social
actor • writer •
🩸Dexter: Original Sin on Showtime & P+
🩸Dexter: Original Sin on Showtime & P+
I need ppl to understand that there was a whole verse of Welcome to Atlanta (feat. Ludacris) where Jermaine Dupri just went over his weekly schedule
and it was really inspiring for ppl who had trouble sticking to a routine
and it was really inspiring for ppl who had trouble sticking to a routine
August 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I need ppl to understand that there was a whole verse of Welcome to Atlanta (feat. Ludacris) where Jermaine Dupri just went over his weekly schedule
and it was really inspiring for ppl who had trouble sticking to a routine
and it was really inspiring for ppl who had trouble sticking to a routine
I love looking into people’s cars at the stoplight. I once saw a guy driving a Maybach pick the skin off his chin and eat it. He was like “I didn’t get to where I am by being a wasteful Wilson!”
April 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love looking into people’s cars at the stoplight. I once saw a guy driving a Maybach pick the skin off his chin and eat it. He was like “I didn’t get to where I am by being a wasteful Wilson!”
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
get me to God’s country
March 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
get me to God’s country
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The choreography in Mr. Milchick’s marching band scene is providing ‘Severance’ fans with a lot of merriment, and we’ve got the memes to prove it.
(Marching) Bandz a Make Him Dance
The choreography in Mr. Milchick’s marching band scene is providing ‘Severance’ fans with a lot of merriment, and we’ve got the memes to prove it.
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March 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The choreography in Mr. Milchick’s marching band scene is providing ‘Severance’ fans with a lot of merriment, and we’ve got the memes to prove it.
Release the Spanish language version of “let’s prepare for Paddington”
March 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Release the Spanish language version of “let’s prepare for Paddington”
March 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
obsessed with people who comment things like “be at peace in god’s kingdom and rejoice in the eternal garden of our lord!” on a Facebook announcement for the passing of Footloose, a lemur they’ve never met from a zoo they’ve never been to
March 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
obsessed with people who comment things like “be at peace in god’s kingdom and rejoice in the eternal garden of our lord!” on a Facebook announcement for the passing of Footloose, a lemur they’ve never met from a zoo they’ve never been to
this is what it’s like watching SNL on YouTube:
Domingo sketch
followed by ad about how a nine year old named Jonathan was gunned down along with all of his cute classmates by a drunk driver with an AR15
followed by Timothy Chalamet farting on Sarah Sherman’s face
Domingo sketch
followed by ad about how a nine year old named Jonathan was gunned down along with all of his cute classmates by a drunk driver with an AR15
followed by Timothy Chalamet farting on Sarah Sherman’s face
February 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this is what it’s like watching SNL on YouTube:
Domingo sketch
followed by ad about how a nine year old named Jonathan was gunned down along with all of his cute classmates by a drunk driver with an AR15
followed by Timothy Chalamet farting on Sarah Sherman’s face
Domingo sketch
followed by ad about how a nine year old named Jonathan was gunned down along with all of his cute classmates by a drunk driver with an AR15
followed by Timothy Chalamet farting on Sarah Sherman’s face
Musk made the blind items because (allegedly) he could overdose any minute now and I choose to believe that the little angel on his Ketamine dealer’s shoulder is making progress
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Musk made the blind items because (allegedly) he could overdose any minute now and I choose to believe that the little angel on his Ketamine dealer’s shoulder is making progress
Took diphenhydramine for the first time in years and forgot that you never actually, technically, really wake up
February 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Took diphenhydramine for the first time in years and forgot that you never actually, technically, really wake up
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Congress is trying to pass the SAVE Act, a bill designed to stop a problem that doesn’t exist. The only thing it’s good for is stopping millions of Americans from registering to vote.
February 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Congress is trying to pass the SAVE Act, a bill designed to stop a problem that doesn’t exist. The only thing it’s good for is stopping millions of Americans from registering to vote.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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February 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New episode of #Dexter: Original Sin airs this Friday and Doris has some big decisions to make. Watch on @whatsonpplus.bsky.social with Showtime! Still can’t believe I got to be part of this 🥹
February 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
New episode of #Dexter: Original Sin airs this Friday and Doris has some big decisions to make. Watch on @whatsonpplus.bsky.social with Showtime! Still can’t believe I got to be part of this 🥹
My style spectrum in a nutshell: on one end we have “Scott pilgrim character” and on the other we have “the severed floor at lumen”
February 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My style spectrum in a nutshell: on one end we have “Scott pilgrim character” and on the other we have “the severed floor at lumen”
How wonderful was it to work with all these goats 🥹🥹
February 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
How wonderful was it to work with all these goats 🥹🥹
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
in the clurb we all learning mandarin
January 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
in the clurb we all learning mandarin
One of the most shameful things about me is that for years I thought Mark Hoppus played Warner in Legally Blond
Like I saw it in theaters and thought “man Warner looks like the guy from Blink182” and just ran with it
Like I saw it in theaters and thought “man Warner looks like the guy from Blink182” and just ran with it
January 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One of the most shameful things about me is that for years I thought Mark Hoppus played Warner in Legally Blond
Like I saw it in theaters and thought “man Warner looks like the guy from Blink182” and just ran with it
Like I saw it in theaters and thought “man Warner looks like the guy from Blink182” and just ran with it