Jacob Aronoff
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Jacob Aronoff
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OpenTelemetry Maintainer

I’d just like a bagel please
im setting a width/height boundary but it's looking very very wrong. I think we're gonna go watch a movie so this is a tomorrow problem.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
we passed by the source of charcuterie on the way here.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Shh the Shinkansen are asleep
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Running errands in Astoria and saw this awesome contra flow bike lane! Not pictured is a line up of bikes using it!
August 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
oh okay then. thank you have a nice day.
May 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Thinking recently about how the internet became real life in the food world before anything else. So many early blogs were for recipes and restaurants, then SEO became make or break.
May 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this is a panang curry w/ half crispy tofu and half simmered tofu
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it's odd because the opengraph site isn't showing any issues www.opengraph.xyz/url/https%3A...

nih.gov

^^ you can see this is working fine.

It's very possible that they're messing with the DNS, or that they're modifying the HTML data here which is how the cards populate. I'm doing some more 🔎 rn
March 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is exactly what you would say if you wanted to reserve a washing machine
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Baking TL cleanse… made these mini bika ambon from Christopher Tan’s most recent book. They came out way better than I expected and I FINALLY got tunnels!!
November 25, 2024 at 4:48 PM
me seeing friends having fun and giving talks at kubecon when i'm not going this year
November 13, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I adore the George benson cover
October 18, 2024 at 3:09 AM
How I spent yom kippur
October 12, 2024 at 10:59 PM
cranberry, PA type zip code
September 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I already saw multiple eclipses today, idk why everyone’s looking up
April 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Most depressing thing about the article is that this is what the UI looks like now
February 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
here we go
February 23, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Was i quoted by @swordsjew.bsky.social in the recent sandwich newsletter? I'm not sure, but I'm going to chalk it up to a yes. Thank you for reminding of the glorious food creations of the past
January 26, 2024 at 8:43 PM
October 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
my friend thinks he found it... it's some creative recruiting spam! hooray!
October 4, 2023 at 2:57 PM
what do we think is going on here? Like is this spam? For what purpose? why me? Is this some type of phishing? what's the attack vector? i simply do not understand what's happening
October 4, 2023 at 2:37 PM
August 1, 2023 at 3:35 AM
is this what happens when u try tweeting now?
June 27, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Love some masshole error messages
June 9, 2023 at 8:39 PM
I yearn to be behind a tiny window in a sweaty ass kitchen, what’s wrong with me
June 4, 2023 at 11:38 PM