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Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.

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find someone who looks at you the way my wife looks at chuck klosterman's "the nineties"
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
All my homies HATE Ken Burns
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite email from my late grandfather ever
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
New footage of US Marines launching a swarm of armed FPV attack drones during a simulated kinetic strike exercise is a terrifying look at the future of warfare www.dvidshub.net/video/985956...
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate!
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Do I know anyone with an Axios Pro sub that could do me a favor? 👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All I want in this world is Ta-Nehisi Coates to start blogging again www.vanityfair.com/news/story/v...
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Laser technical?

Laser technical.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/jare...
"Drug trafficking is bad. It is a crime. But it is only very rarely a capital offense. This is not drug enforcement. This is murder." ICYMI:
Trump’s Targeting of ‘Narcoterrorists’ Is a Crime in Itself
Shoot first, ask questions when?
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November 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Left full-time media for comms just over six months ago and can't say I miss it terribly
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is alive
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
post-halloween costume photo dumps in r/xmen are giving me life
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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LASER WARS merch just dropped!

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October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era

A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."

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October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nothing warms my heart more than the look of pride on my dog's face when she shits inside
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not even 9am PT and I've already asserted via email that I'm nigh invulnerable when blastin' cc @nslayton.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The New England Journal of Medicine (@nejm.org) today published a peer-reviewed original paper with the results of a landmark clinical trial of our PRIMA brain-computer interface (BCI) retinal implant.

science.xyz/news/new-eng...
The New England Journal of Medicine Reports Science Corp.’s PRIMA BCI Implant Restores Functional Central Vision to Patients with Geographic Atrophy Caused By Age-Related Macular Degeneration | Scienc...
Science Corporation is a clinical-stage medical technology company.
science.xyz
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Jared Keller
NEW: The IVAS Delusion

The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?

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October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: The IVAS Delusion

The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?

Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM