Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.
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@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
· Oct 10
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Today's rundown:
✅ Morning Dunkin iced coffee for a taste of home
✅ 'Star Trek: First Contact' while things bake
✅ Turkey + ham + stuffing
✅ Several Manhattans
✅ Pecan pie
✅ Several dog walks
✅ Evening laser blogs
Not bad at all
✅ Morning Dunkin iced coffee for a taste of home
✅ 'Star Trek: First Contact' while things bake
✅ Turkey + ham + stuffing
✅ Several Manhattans
✅ Pecan pie
✅ Several dog walks
✅ Evening laser blogs
Not bad at all
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Today's rundown:
✅ Morning Dunkin iced coffee for a taste of home
✅ 'Star Trek: First Contact' while things bake
✅ Turkey + ham + stuffing
✅ Several Manhattans
✅ Pecan pie
✅ Several dog walks
✅ Evening laser blogs
Not bad at all
✅ Morning Dunkin iced coffee for a taste of home
✅ 'Star Trek: First Contact' while things bake
✅ Turkey + ham + stuffing
✅ Several Manhattans
✅ Pecan pie
✅ Several dog walks
✅ Evening laser blogs
Not bad at all
Sometimes I wonder if Trump's rise was a direct reaction to all of the Obama-era "how to argue politics with your conservative family at Thanksgiving" thinkpieces that publishers shotgunned across social media for easy traffic
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Trump's rise was a direct reaction to all of the Obama-era "how to argue politics with your conservative family at Thanksgiving" thinkpieces that publishers shotgunned across social media for easy traffic
How Valnet killed Military.com www.cjr.org/feature/mili...
The vanquishing of Military.com.
Former staffers say a new owner dealt the respected publication a death blow when service members and veterans needed it most.
www.cjr.org
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
How Valnet killed Military.com www.cjr.org/feature/mili...
find someone who looks at you the way my wife looks at chuck klosterman's "the nineties"
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
find someone who looks at you the way my wife looks at chuck klosterman's "the nineties"
All my homies HATE Ken Burns
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
All my homies HATE Ken Burns
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite email from my late grandfather ever
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite email from my late grandfather ever
New footage of US Marines launching a swarm of armed FPV attack drones during a simulated kinetic strike exercise is a terrifying look at the future of warfare www.dvidshub.net/video/985956...
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
New footage of US Marines launching a swarm of armed FPV attack drones during a simulated kinetic strike exercise is a terrifying look at the future of warfare www.dvidshub.net/video/985956...
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate!
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate!
Do I know anyone with an Axios Pro sub that could do me a favor? 👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do I know anyone with an Axios Pro sub that could do me a favor? 👀
All I want in this world is Ta-Nehisi Coates to start blogging again www.vanityfair.com/news/story/v...
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All I want in this world is Ta-Nehisi Coates to start blogging again www.vanityfair.com/news/story/v...
Laser technical?
Laser technical.
Laser technical.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Laser technical?
Laser technical.
Laser technical.
Reposted by Jared Keller
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/jare...
"Drug trafficking is bad. It is a crime. But it is only very rarely a capital offense. This is not drug enforcement. This is murder." ICYMI:
Trump’s Targeting of ‘Narcoterrorists’ Is a Crime in Itself
Shoot first, ask questions when?
www.thebulwark.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/jare...
Left full-time media for comms just over six months ago and can't say I miss it terribly
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Left full-time media for comms just over six months ago and can't say I miss it terribly
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is alive
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is alive
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
post-halloween costume photo dumps in r/xmen are giving me life
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
post-halloween costume photo dumps in r/xmen are giving me life
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
Reposted by Jared Keller
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
Get yours now thanks to our friends at @callforfire.bsky.social shopcallforfire.com/collections/...
Get yours now thanks to our friends at @callforfire.bsky.social shopcallforfire.com/collections/...
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
Get yours now thanks to our friends at @callforfire.bsky.social shopcallforfire.com/collections/...
Get yours now thanks to our friends at @callforfire.bsky.social shopcallforfire.com/collections/...
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
Read more and SUBSCRIBE! www.laserwars.net/p/strategic-...
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
Read more and SUBSCRIBE! www.laserwars.net/p/strategic-...
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
Read more and SUBSCRIBE! www.laserwars.net/p/strategic-...
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am once again asking the US military's public affairs officers to stop posting Article II snuff films to social media
Nothing warms my heart more than the look of pride on my dog's face when she shits inside
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nothing warms my heart more than the look of pride on my dog's face when she shits inside
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
Not even 9am PT and I've already asserted via email that I'm nigh invulnerable when blastin' cc @nslayton.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not even 9am PT and I've already asserted via email that I'm nigh invulnerable when blastin' cc @nslayton.bsky.social