Kason
japlan.bsky.social
Kason
@japlan.bsky.social
“There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”
Cheers to our failed nation. We’ll get em next time
July 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
STOP THE COUNT
June 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
June 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I will give Joe my prostate so he can run again
May 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The next generation of kids when they hear the name Kennedy will think of eugenics instead of JFK.
April 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Christians say he has risen to make fun of Jews for eating unleavened bread for a week
April 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I honestly think trump will be the first president to violate the third amendment
April 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Wow Chicago!

#HandsOff #FiftyFiftyOne

(🎥 Marco Foster)
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Riggs is the Democratic incumbent in the race for a state Supreme Court seat. After she narrowly won the race, her Republican opponent, Judge Jefferson Griffin, challenged tens of thousands of votes. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/all...
Allison Riggs: 'This is a fight for the very soul of democracy'
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yankees! With BEARDS!! What hasn’t trump taken from us
April 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I really think we should’ve let him run with the inject bleach idea
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Crawford has just gotten an unprecedented mandate rename Wisconsin to wokesconsin
April 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Only correct way to watch the price is right
March 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just read the JFK files turns out he was vaccinated
March 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
B1G west football is back and they’re playing basketball
March 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Durbin is rumored to be a yes on the CR cloture vote, if you are an Illinois resident take 2 minutes and send one of these, some staffer is at least going to tally the emails before the vote: www.durbin.senate.gov/contact
Contact | U.S. Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois
The Official U.S. Senate website of Dick Durbin
www.durbin.senate.gov
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This country is at a level of fucked once thought impossible
March 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
911 was the most successful terrorist attack because one way or another it led to this countries current collapse.
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Once you realize that this war on woke is just the dying gasp of people who can’t handle they’re not cool doesn’t make life easier but does make it so much more embarrassing for conservatives. They’ve become foot soldiers and slaves for the rich simply because they can’t handle being irrelevant.
March 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They should make a version of the west wing where everyone’s on drugs and using ChatGPT. they should also all have a deep hatred of poor people.
March 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I need a democratic strategist to realize that the right is going to call them Marxist devils no matter what so they might as well get a little socialist. Who knows, by supporting policies that help workers some of them might vote for them.
March 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The USA has officially lost the Cold War in the dumbest way possible
February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM