JANUSZCZAK
@januszczak.bsky.social
I’m the Polish art critic of The Sunday Times whose name nobody can pronounce. Unless they’re Polish too. I also make loads of films about art. My favourite artists are 1/Michelangelo 2/Manet 3/Pontormo 4/Lynette Yiadom-Boakye 5/Reading FC
Royal ugliness! On the new Waldy&Bendy podcast we are prompted by the antics of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to search for the ugliest royal portraits in art. Trust me - there are lots of contenders! It’s here. youtu.be/k_wUZtHwVXg?si…
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Royal ugliness! On the new Waldy&Bendy podcast we are prompted by the antics of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to search for the ugliest royal portraits in art. Trust me - there are lots of contenders! It’s here. youtu.be/k_wUZtHwVXg?si…
In the latest Waldy&Bendy we break the world record for being idiots AND we visit the Joseph Wright of Derby show at the National Gallery. What’s not to like?! m.youtube.com/watch?v=urbW... @webberross.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
In the latest Waldy&Bendy we break the world record for being idiots AND we visit the Joseph Wright of Derby show at the National Gallery. What’s not to like?! m.youtube.com/watch?v=urbW... @webberross.bsky.social
“I’ve seen a lot of stuff on social media attacking me and questioning my loyalty to Britain. But I don’t take this smedding seriously. People just love the sound of their own voices! Arty Waldy’s film about me being the Antichrist is too stupid for words. Just ignore him!!” - Nigel Farage.
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“I’ve seen a lot of stuff on social media attacking me and questioning my loyalty to Britain. But I don’t take this smedding seriously. People just love the sound of their own voices! Arty Waldy’s film about me being the Antichrist is too stupid for words. Just ignore him!!” - Nigel Farage.
Satanists! As there is no description of the Devil in the Bible he/she had to be invented by artists! They did a fabulous job of imagining the unimaginable. So in Art’s Most Satanic next Tuesday on Sky Arts at 9pm I throw caution to the waves and go Devil hunting! And I end up in weird places!
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Satanists! As there is no description of the Devil in the Bible he/she had to be invented by artists! They did a fabulous job of imagining the unimaginable. So in Art’s Most Satanic next Tuesday on Sky Arts at 9pm I throw caution to the waves and go Devil hunting! And I end up in weird places!
Devil lovers! Next Tuesday’s in Art’s Most Satanic on Sky Arts I look at how art invented the devil. There’s no description of him/her in the Bible so artists had to come up with something. And they did!
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Devil lovers! Next Tuesday’s in Art’s Most Satanic on Sky Arts I look at how art invented the devil. There’s no description of him/her in the Bible so artists had to come up with something. And they did!
Death, death, death… it’s something I tackle in Art’s Most Horrific on Sky Arts. Tomorrow night at 9pm! Wear something warm!
October 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Death, death, death… it’s something I tackle in Art’s Most Horrific on Sky Arts. Tomorrow night at 9pm! Wear something warm!
This film is specially for:
1/ People who’ve never seen me head a ball.
2/ Art lovers
3/ People who play scrabble.
4/ Etymologists.
5/ Waldy fans
6/ Ross Webber
7/ All the Johnsons in the world.
8/ People who want to know more about ZCZ Films.
1/ People who’ve never seen me head a ball.
2/ Art lovers
3/ People who play scrabble.
4/ Etymologists.
5/ Waldy fans
6/ Ross Webber
7/ All the Johnsons in the world.
8/ People who want to know more about ZCZ Films.
September 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This film is specially for:
1/ People who’ve never seen me head a ball.
2/ Art lovers
3/ People who play scrabble.
4/ Etymologists.
5/ Waldy fans
6/ Ross Webber
7/ All the Johnsons in the world.
8/ People who want to know more about ZCZ Films.
1/ People who’ve never seen me head a ball.
2/ Art lovers
3/ People who play scrabble.
4/ Etymologists.
5/ Waldy fans
6/ Ross Webber
7/ All the Johnsons in the world.
8/ People who want to know more about ZCZ Films.
Violence. It’s today’s big subject. I’ve been making a film about it. And yes - Charlie Kirk gets mentioned. I am, of course, thinking of violence in art. Such an important subject.
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Violence. It’s today’s big subject. I’ve been making a film about it. And yes - Charlie Kirk gets mentioned. I am, of course, thinking of violence in art. Such an important subject.
Here I am spilling the beans about ZCZ Films! It’s shocking stuff! It’s going to turn @webberross.bsky.social’s hair grey! Or perhaps white - with blue hoops! #ZCZFilms
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Here I am spilling the beans about ZCZ Films! It’s shocking stuff! It’s going to turn @webberross.bsky.social’s hair grey! Or perhaps white - with blue hoops! #ZCZFilms