Jan
@janlocalshit.bsky.social
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Had the greatest game of my life and had the coolest final hand (jokers were slightly different by the last rounds) (sorry no alt text idk how to explain whats happening in pics, balatro is wack)
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Had the greatest game of my life and had the coolest final hand (jokers were slightly different by the last rounds) (sorry no alt text idk how to explain whats happening in pics, balatro is wack)
Wrote the biggest "i need help sorry for procrastinating til the last second" email to my teacher at 7am and he hasn't responded. Ok dude ill just go fuck myself.
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Wrote the biggest "i need help sorry for procrastinating til the last second" email to my teacher at 7am and he hasn't responded. Ok dude ill just go fuck myself.
Fuck yeah I feel awesome. First palace down.
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Fuck yeah I feel awesome. First palace down.
I started playing ufo50 again and I was bored and said fuckit and looked up the first hidden code to get the ball rolling and I dont think I could have figured out the first 3 steps. I didnt even get the first one cause I thought it was a game map until it dawned on me RIGHT NOW.
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I started playing ufo50 again and I was bored and said fuckit and looked up the first hidden code to get the ball rolling and I dont think I could have figured out the first 3 steps. I didnt even get the first one cause I thought it was a game map until it dawned on me RIGHT NOW.
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just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo
I set up streaming stuff in obs so expect a bad stream at some point of just me doing zelda while laying on the ground. Ill probably start streaming like I used too (stream to nobody, just so I can talk to myself). Ill announce it when it happens.
I really wanna stream it because I dont wanna look up a walkthrough and try to tuff it out through the game and take paper notes. I wanna see how unbearable the game could be if you dont find one thing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I set up streaming stuff in obs so expect a bad stream at some point of just me doing zelda while laying on the ground. Ill probably start streaming like I used too (stream to nobody, just so I can talk to myself). Ill announce it when it happens.
Just started zelda 2 just because and holy fuck.
Also I forget which way to do "never eat soggy waffles" so I couldn't figure out why parapa palace wasnt "west" (east) of rauru village. I wanna stream the game because note taking is fun.
Also I forget which way to do "never eat soggy waffles" so I couldn't figure out why parapa palace wasnt "west" (east) of rauru village. I wanna stream the game because note taking is fun.
I beat links awakening. Really good zelda game. Pretty easy and only had to look at a walkthrough a couple times cause I didnt write down stuff or find stuff. I didnt say anything but I wasn't gonna play bananza until I beat this.
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Just started zelda 2 just because and holy fuck.
Also I forget which way to do "never eat soggy waffles" so I couldn't figure out why parapa palace wasnt "west" (east) of rauru village. I wanna stream the game because note taking is fun.
Also I forget which way to do "never eat soggy waffles" so I couldn't figure out why parapa palace wasnt "west" (east) of rauru village. I wanna stream the game because note taking is fun.
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This was a cool Christmas present, and less of a novelty when you have a cassette player. God my car sucks.
January 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This was a cool Christmas present, and less of a novelty when you have a cassette player. God my car sucks.
I beat links awakening. Really good zelda game. Pretty easy and only had to look at a walkthrough a couple times cause I didnt write down stuff or find stuff. I didnt say anything but I wasn't gonna play bananza until I beat this.
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I beat links awakening. Really good zelda game. Pretty easy and only had to look at a walkthrough a couple times cause I didnt write down stuff or find stuff. I didnt say anything but I wasn't gonna play bananza until I beat this.
Having strep blows. I cant complain tho.
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Having strep blows. I cant complain tho.
I dont think anything gonna be better in 1 to 4 months when trump bites the dust from old age. Theyre ramping shit up bc of it but I think they know that they'll be free to do whatever when hes gone.
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I dont think anything gonna be better in 1 to 4 months when trump bites the dust from old age. Theyre ramping shit up bc of it but I think they know that they'll be free to do whatever when hes gone.
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
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IN 2 DAYS, wario is coming to your house to kill you unless you hang cloves of garlic on your doorknob. hit the bell to be notified of his arrival. stay safe.
why does Wario Land 4 sound like that?
YouTube video by diana's room
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January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
IN 2 DAYS, wario is coming to your house to kill you unless you hang cloves of garlic on your doorknob. hit the bell to be notified of his arrival. stay safe.
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it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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When the cop murdered Philando Castile his girlfriend and her 4 year old daughter were also in the car.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
When the cop murdered Philando Castile his girlfriend and her 4 year old daughter were also in the car.
What a depressing fucked day. I amped myself up so hard too and felt ok, then i come home to this shit. i hate this fucking evil ass country.
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
What a depressing fucked day. I amped myself up so hard too and felt ok, then i come home to this shit. i hate this fucking evil ass country.
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Her blood is on the hands of these shitty democrats who do nothing just as much as the ice agent who shot her.
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Her blood is on the hands of these shitty democrats who do nothing just as much as the ice agent who shot her.
I feel so fucking shitty fuck those godamned nazi fucks. I hope they all get whats coming to them. Oh my God I cant be online today or tomorrow or ever. fuck.
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I feel so fucking shitty fuck those godamned nazi fucks. I hope they all get whats coming to them. Oh my God I cant be online today or tomorrow or ever. fuck.
Sorry im going to stay off of here and everywhere today that was too much and sorry again I had to rt it a couple times.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Sorry im going to stay off of here and everywhere today that was too much and sorry again I had to rt it a couple times.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."