Also “a thing should not be allowed to exist if its existence is inherently unethical” is a pretty fucking basic foundational principle for a society (see also: billionaires)

Wowwwww TIL I learned you’re short, I guess?? Idk why you’ve always solidly given off ~5’7” vibes for me

Also if you follow me and are reading this, it’s not about you, I promise ❤️

We have one who loves French fries and one who will eat the leaves off every single plant she can find, no matter how sick it makes her (which is why we don’t have plants anymore 😬)

😂

“You twist your necklace, I bite my cheek. I want you to knock the breath out of me.”

EXCUSE ME WHILE I TURN 17 ALL OVER AGAIN, EXCEPT THIS TIME I ALREADY KNOW I’M GAAYYYY

😭

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

Me all summer-long taking fistfuls of supplements and triple checking my CPAP settings: 🥱🫩😖

Me as soon as the temp drops below 10 degrees overnight: 🛌😴💤