General Tso’s Kraken
@jamrine2.bsky.social
MSU Spartan alum and fan, runner of sorts, safe lifter of heavy objects, girl dad, creme brulee misunderstander
Everything I know about Nikki Minaj has been against my will - all of us
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Everything I know about Nikki Minaj has been against my will - all of us
TRANSITION EVERYONE RUN DOWN THE COURT AND HERE WE GO IT’S GONNA BE LIT
but let’s stop at the perimeter, allow the D to set up, and pass the ball around the perimeter until the shot clock expires
but let’s stop at the perimeter, allow the D to set up, and pass the ball around the perimeter until the shot clock expires
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
TRANSITION EVERYONE RUN DOWN THE COURT AND HERE WE GO IT’S GONNA BE LIT
but let’s stop at the perimeter, allow the D to set up, and pass the ball around the perimeter until the shot clock expires
but let’s stop at the perimeter, allow the D to set up, and pass the ball around the perimeter until the shot clock expires
Board of Peace? More like Bored of Peace, am I right, Patriots?
a man with a beard wearing a helmet looks surprised
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January 20, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Board of Peace? More like Bored of Peace, am I right, Patriots?
If all the celebrity billionaires started dressing like furries i think warren buffet would be an adorable beaver, elon musk would be a growling honey badger and peter theil would be a fuzzy lil gay hitler.
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
If all the celebrity billionaires started dressing like furries i think warren buffet would be an adorable beaver, elon musk would be a growling honey badger and peter theil would be a fuzzy lil gay hitler.
I wonder if someone just approached Stephen Miller and started tickling him saying c’mon buddy lighten up buddy boy if he’d laugh and forget about how much he wants to genocide ppl
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I wonder if someone just approached Stephen Miller and started tickling him saying c’mon buddy lighten up buddy boy if he’d laugh and forget about how much he wants to genocide ppl
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Release the Epstein Files!!!
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January 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Release the Epstein Files!!!
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If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
Beat by Wisconsin at home
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January 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Beat by Wisconsin at home
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
I choose to believe that Izzo uses the Oakland game as a test lab, trying weird shit to see if he can keep the game close out of respect for his buddy.
I also believe in Santa Claus
I also believe in Santa Claus
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I choose to believe that Izzo uses the Oakland game as a test lab, trying weird shit to see if he can keep the game close out of respect for his buddy.
I also believe in Santa Claus
I also believe in Santa Claus
Not getting the fouls by going inside
Gave up on the 3
Or sm I missing something
Gave up on the 3
Or sm I missing something
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not getting the fouls by going inside
Gave up on the 3
Or sm I missing something
Gave up on the 3
Or sm I missing something
Our administration is like moths to the flame of controversy.
Northwestern fired Fitzgerald in July 2023 due to a hazing scandal the school said “included forced participation, nudity and sexualized acts of a degrading nature.”
Northwestern fired Fitzgerald in July 2023 due to a hazing scandal the school said “included forced participation, nudity and sexualized acts of a degrading nature.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Our administration is like moths to the flame of controversy.
Northwestern fired Fitzgerald in July 2023 due to a hazing scandal the school said “included forced participation, nudity and sexualized acts of a degrading nature.”
Northwestern fired Fitzgerald in July 2023 due to a hazing scandal the school said “included forced participation, nudity and sexualized acts of a degrading nature.”
When MSU was up, I bet against us. If Maryland won I’d win $300. My way of messing with the football gods, who clearly hate me. But I’ll take the win.
You’re welcome
Go Green
You’re welcome
Go Green
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When MSU was up, I bet against us. If Maryland won I’d win $300. My way of messing with the football gods, who clearly hate me. But I’ll take the win.
You’re welcome
Go Green
You’re welcome
Go Green
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Here's a 3 quick takes column on Michigan State's 74-58 win over North Carolina on Thursday at the Fort Myers Tip-off.
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
Couch: 3 quick takes on Michigan State basketball's 74-58 win over North Carolina at Fort Myers Tip-off
Columnist Graham Couch gives his initial thoughts on the Spartans' performance in a 74-58 win over North Carolina on Thursday with three quick takes.
www.lansingstatejournal.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Here's a 3 quick takes column on Michigan State's 74-58 win over North Carolina on Thursday at the Fort Myers Tip-off.
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
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Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
Yeah, the referees are why MSU sucks. That’s it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yeah, the referees are why MSU sucks. That’s it.
Whatever Hollywood producer thinks that Mark Wahlberg is somebody that moviegoers want to see more of is fucking stupid
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Whatever Hollywood producer thinks that Mark Wahlberg is somebody that moviegoers want to see more of is fucking stupid
I think we need to keep betting on the sixth of 14 pass completion quarterback in the second half, who is absolutely totally for sure Going to turn this thing around.
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think we need to keep betting on the sixth of 14 pass completion quarterback in the second half, who is absolutely totally for sure Going to turn this thing around.
These mistakes and decisions are not flukes. This is the program. It is regressing.
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
These mistakes and decisions are not flukes. This is the program. It is regressing.
MSU is cooked with this staff.
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
MSU is cooked with this staff.
My heart says a big MSU win today. My DraftKings bet says otherwise.
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October 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My heart says a big MSU win today. My DraftKings bet says otherwise.
“An o-line decimated by injuries”
- an enduring line since what, 2016?
- an enduring line since what, 2016?
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“An o-line decimated by injuries”
- an enduring line since what, 2016?
- an enduring line since what, 2016?
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🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 #Missing 16 year old from #Toronto #Ontario #Canada
Lilliana is described as:
EYES: Brown HAIR: Dyed red
HEIGHT: 5'2" WEIGHT: Slim build
#MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert
www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...
Lilliana is described as:
EYES: Brown HAIR: Dyed red
HEIGHT: 5'2" WEIGHT: Slim build
#MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert
www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 #Missing 16 year old from #Toronto #Ontario #Canada
Lilliana is described as:
EYES: Brown HAIR: Dyed red
HEIGHT: 5'2" WEIGHT: Slim build
#MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert
www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...
Lilliana is described as:
EYES: Brown HAIR: Dyed red
HEIGHT: 5'2" WEIGHT: Slim build
#MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert
www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...