Jamie
jamiemboyle.bsky.social
Jamie
@jamiemboyle.bsky.social
Writer. Northerner. Pessimist.
Lovely, delicious humble pie
I reckon Howe's got three games to save his job. Spurs and Villa away could see us drop further down the league and out of the FA cup. Qarabag away? Anything could happen... #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Get Elanga on while Digne is still on the pitch #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"biggest club in the world" being overshadowed by a bloke not cutting his hair. My heart bleeds for them
Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row: I’d send him to the other side of the country, he's doing my head in. We’re talking about Carrick and the team trying to win 5 games in a row and everything revolves around this guy getting a haircut.
Michael Carrick on whether he is aware there is a fan who will not cut his hair until Man United win 5 games in a row: My kids have made me aware of it, if anything, but it certainly won’t go into the team talk from a professional level. It does make me smile but it won’t have an impact in the end.
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I reckon Howe's got three games to save his job. Spurs and Villa away could see us drop further down the league and out of the FA cup. Qarabag away? Anything could happen... #nufc
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
*4
Captain fantastic is only 5 goals away from breaking into #NUFC's top 10 Premier League all-time scorers list
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm not buying that Gordon injury, like #nufc
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
We're going through tonight, I can feel it in my bones #nufc
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 AM
4 4 fucking 2! #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Ekitike's good, like. Twat #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Every now and then Howe throws a ridiculous curveball of a squad out; couple of seasons ago he played Elliot Anderson at LWB and we ended up trouncing Spurs.

Just when you're losing faith he drags you back in. What a man.

We didn't win but man, that was some performance #NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Willock with confidence is a thing of beauty #NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
🚨 GREEN STREET REFERENCE 🚨
West Ham confirm Adama Traore has joined from Fulham. Fee around £2m. Traore reunited with Nuno Espirto Santo.⚒️

🗣️ Traore: “I've been watching since I was young, when I watched a film about West Ham. I know about the fans and how much passion they have.”
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Joelinton might be having the best game I've ever seen him play #NUFC
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Can see another high scoring game, here. I'm going 3 - 2. C'MON #NUFC
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Captain fantastic is only 5 goals away from breaking into #NUFC's top 10 Premier League all-time scorers list
January 11, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Remember that three weeks where we just kept smashing it into the corner from kick off? That was weird #NUFC
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
TASTY
Looks like it may be 4-2-3-1 for #NUFC, with Wissa as the striker, Woltemade at No 10, Barnes left, Willock right, Ramsey & Tonali sitting.

Let's see how it develops.

#FACup #NEWBOU #AFCB
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Played three different positions, mind #NUFC
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
We are so back
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Just the nine games to play in January #NUFC
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Who we hoping for? Chelsea, right? #NUFC
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ramsey is having his best game in an #NUFC shirt. Class at receiving between the lines and driving forward
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They're targeting Miley and Murphy's brain hasn't switched on yet #NUFC
December 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's so depressing seeing content creators pushed aside for the sake of AI. Emotionless garbage pushed across literally every art form. The end is nigh
Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI and is investing $1B into the company

• Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars

• Some of these AI-generated videos will be released on Disney+
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Richarlison barely looks like a footballer 99% of the time but then scores shit like this
Richarlison what a goal
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM