im starting to worry this isnt true

i was told it would take like three days and is afforable

not for me though. for me it's easy. and i look awesome doing it. for me it's normal

Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards

it's like being sandra bullock at the beginning of miss congeniality

and if im being honest it was a really good set and my fiance thinks the rash might be my new secret weapon

watch this space! there is a very high quality video of me performing standup, not prepared, in high definition, and also i am not wearing makeup and have a visible rash

last night i was writing at home and got called last minute to do a show and basically just walked out of the house, not thinking about my rash, and then the show was in front of 100 people AND being filmed by three cameras and i had fun but also wow that sounds like a nightmare someone would have

somehow that is a different movie from the SAME YEAR

i dont know! i worked there right out of college in 2015/16, then again briefly in 2018. kind of in the trenches by the time i arrived lol

having worked at both robot chicken and playboy magazine in mid to late 2010s is a bit of personal lore that tracks for no one but we need to live with it

oscar nominated performance that year!

having an alarming flashback to 2019 when i gave an anonymous quote to the washington post calling bombshell a piece of shit and that i hated that directors who had only ever treated marginalized people like props were suddenly making these fake feminist movies

from the robot chicken offices lol

the divas haven't answered for that one.... and i am still waiting for a notarized apology from glenn and amy for hillbilly elegy