James Rocker
@jamesrocker.bsky.social
Programmer of things, automator of stuff, and cat dad. Husband of @tinylizardlick. Literally just a guy. Profile by Schnumn, banner by @stasanie
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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The vibes were immaculate 🌊
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The vibes were immaculate 🌊
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January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Fireworks, flu and I'm brought on to help others on support. I no longer care if I sound like a miserable bastard, I do not like the holidays. Hell, I don't like anything past October 20th until the new year
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fireworks, flu and I'm brought on to help others on support. I no longer care if I sound like a miserable bastard, I do not like the holidays. Hell, I don't like anything past October 20th until the new year
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
Didn't mention it because I was too sick, but cold has been upgraded to flu. British people unwilling to mask and transmitting this, makes living out in the middle of nowhere extremely appealing
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Didn't mention it because I was too sick, but cold has been upgraded to flu. British people unwilling to mask and transmitting this, makes living out in the middle of nowhere extremely appealing
Am quite sick with cold. Pray. For. Mojo.
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Am quite sick with cold. Pray. For. Mojo.
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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It’s very funny to me that Cyberpunk is a very anti corp, punk narrative and there’s so much merch of it. I understand it’s an IP and they’re making money off the game blah blah blah. It’s just very silly every time I see it.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s very funny to me that Cyberpunk is a very anti corp, punk narrative and there’s so much merch of it. I understand it’s an IP and they’re making money off the game blah blah blah. It’s just very silly every time I see it.
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Hobby Streak: Day 38
Lady Helmawr is finished.
#Warhammercommunity #hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda
Lady Helmawr is finished.
#Warhammercommunity #hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hobby Streak: Day 38
Lady Helmawr is finished.
#Warhammercommunity #hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda
Lady Helmawr is finished.
#Warhammercommunity #hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda
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Finally killed the Spotify subscription. Fuck AI recommendations, fuck the poor treatment of musicians, fuck the dog shit layout, fuck the podcasts pushed on me, fuck the UX and fuck Daniel Ek.
I'll buy music and listen to the same albums as I have my entire life.
I'll buy music and listen to the same albums as I have my entire life.
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Finally killed the Spotify subscription. Fuck AI recommendations, fuck the poor treatment of musicians, fuck the dog shit layout, fuck the podcasts pushed on me, fuck the UX and fuck Daniel Ek.
I'll buy music and listen to the same albums as I have my entire life.
I'll buy music and listen to the same albums as I have my entire life.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Ruins of a farmhouse.
8”x8” oil on wood panel
Available on my website.
8”x8” oil on wood panel
Available on my website.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ruins of a farmhouse.
8”x8” oil on wood panel
Available on my website.
8”x8” oil on wood panel
Available on my website.
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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Hobby Streak: Day 34
The Mauler is done.
#hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda #ashwastes #warhammercommunity
The Mauler is done.
#hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda #ashwastes #warhammercommunity
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hobby Streak: Day 34
The Mauler is done.
#hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda #ashwastes #warhammercommunity
The Mauler is done.
#hobbystreak #minipainting #necromunda #ashwastes #warhammercommunity
Also sorry I don't use this site much. The internet is a fuck and social media is terrifying
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Also sorry I don't use this site much. The internet is a fuck and social media is terrifying
Flavourless toothpaste is excellent. For like 25 years I thought your head was supposed to go numb and you choke a little after teeth brushing. Nope just way too much stimulation my dude
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Flavourless toothpaste is excellent. For like 25 years I thought your head was supposed to go numb and you choke a little after teeth brushing. Nope just way too much stimulation my dude
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