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James Wade
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. now is the time of monster zero ultra energy beverages
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
new Spielberg coming out on my birthday. good omens for 2026
Mysterious billboards for Steven Spielberg's next film have been found in LA and Times Square.

“ALL WILL BE DISCLOSED 06.12.2026”
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“I gotta get a Handel on this Messiah!”

-Whoever commissioned Handel’s Messiah
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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before, during, and after viewing, despite multiple explanations: “Why is he home alone?”
“No buddy, Kevin got left home alone, but his family still loves him”
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“No buddy, Kevin got left home alone, but his family still loves him”
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
weirdly, every year there are more and more of my friends plugging streaming Christmas specials that they were a part of
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
can’t wait to make my parents watch One Battle After Another this holiday season
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the thing about my critic friends seeing the new Avatar today is that actually I want to see the new Avatar today
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
them: why are there only 19 days on your advent calendar?

me: um
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“It’s after eight somewhere” I mumble as I scarf mint patties
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
sorry I can’t make healthier choices right now, all my vices are load-bearing
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
where the hell are my earbuds. if I cannot listen to a movie podcast in one ear while doing dishes I will go insane
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
so many movies are shot in Alberta, but I can’t think of a well-known one set here except the ‘Wolverine is experimented on at a remote facility’ parts of X-Men 1 and 2
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Fake news” says Thane of Cawdor about reports of Burnham Wood come to Dunsinane
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Is the Hamburglar working against the interests of McDonalds or is he in league with them? I'm not at all clear on this.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Now You See Me
Now Two See Me
Now You Three Me
Now Two Three Me Four
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Dog Man
Hit Man
Wolf Man
Superman
Roof Man
Chainsaw Man
Running Man
Wake Up Dead Man

a lotta man movies this year
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
me when I’m given a task
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my child watched The Incredibles and loved it so much he took the DVD case to his room at bedtime
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
some of the bleakest shit ever
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Les Miserables because it has Javert in it
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
lfg
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ runtime has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes 🍿

The longest film in the franchise
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
when I unswaddle my baby he puts his clenched fists in the air like Superman

he knows he about to fly
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM