James Schlarmann
@jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social
Dope Dad. Amateur Professional.
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I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
Thanks to Trump and RFK Jr, FDA now stands for “Fucking Dumb Assholes.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thanks to Trump and RFK Jr, FDA now stands for “Fucking Dumb Assholes.”
Stephen Miller is definitely not dreaming of the same kind of White Christmas you are.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Stephen Miller is definitely not dreaming of the same kind of White Christmas you are.
Far be it from me to be some radical thinker, but what if we decided we can only bail out countries with universal healthcare after we get it here? Or are our inbred neoconfederate MAGA cousins down with paying to let someone else finger their sisters?
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Far be it from me to be some radical thinker, but what if we decided we can only bail out countries with universal healthcare after we get it here? Or are our inbred neoconfederate MAGA cousins down with paying to let someone else finger their sisters?
I’m open to letting Hegseth and Miller share a cell if it saves the taxpayers money.
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m open to letting Hegseth and Miller share a cell if it saves the taxpayers money.
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
I mean, we fought a whole-ass revolutionary war against a country that was stationing troops in our streets and homes and that made us put the Constitution’s third amendment in it, but hey, go thank a National Guardsman for violating our Bill of Rights, if you want, Cletus.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I mean, we fought a whole-ass revolutionary war against a country that was stationing troops in our streets and homes and that made us put the Constitution’s third amendment in it, but hey, go thank a National Guardsman for violating our Bill of Rights, if you want, Cletus.
Keep the Afghan immigrants. Trebuchet Stephen Miller into the nearest black hole, which will make his racist head explode that much sooner.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Keep the Afghan immigrants. Trebuchet Stephen Miller into the nearest black hole, which will make his racist head explode that much sooner.
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I have cleaned a lot of toilets in my life and my sympathy is with whoever has to take care of the Lincoln Shitter post meal.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have cleaned a lot of toilets in my life and my sympathy is with whoever has to take care of the Lincoln Shitter post meal.
You know the people in the White House I do actually feel genuine empathy and respect for? The custodial staff that has to de-fart-smell the Oval Office every day.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You know the people in the White House I do actually feel genuine empathy and respect for? The custodial staff that has to de-fart-smell the Oval Office every day.
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No contract, no coffee.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
No contract, no coffee.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
If the Epstein Files contained evidence that Obama really was born in Kenya, they’d have been released, printed, and hung up on every school classroom wall from sea to shining sea. Then again, if they could prove Trump’s innocence, you’d think the same thing would have happened, huh?
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If the Epstein Files contained evidence that Obama really was born in Kenya, they’d have been released, printed, and hung up on every school classroom wall from sea to shining sea. Then again, if they could prove Trump’s innocence, you’d think the same thing would have happened, huh?
I’m confused. Do we give Trump the War Ender credit for a Ukraine peace deal or his employer, Vlad Poots?
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m confused. Do we give Trump the War Ender credit for a Ukraine peace deal or his employer, Vlad Poots?
Could have lived my whole ass life without ever learning a single detail about RFK’s sex cravings, but no, I have to go bleach my eyes and have an emergency lobotomy instead.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Could have lived my whole ass life without ever learning a single detail about RFK’s sex cravings, but no, I have to go bleach my eyes and have an emergency lobotomy instead.
For some reason I don’t think a former D-list reality TV game show host, insurrectionist, or a senile pedophile with 34 felony convictions should get to decide who’s a seditious traitor, but I guess since that’s just all one dude, it’s okay?
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For some reason I don’t think a former D-list reality TV game show host, insurrectionist, or a senile pedophile with 34 felony convictions should get to decide who’s a seditious traitor, but I guess since that’s just all one dude, it’s okay?
Live look at Charlotte.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Live look at Charlotte.
Not to rain on any parades, but the first people the Punisher would hunt down would be ICE Agents with his logo on their trucks or “uniforms.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Not to rain on any parades, but the first people the Punisher would hunt down would be ICE Agents with his logo on their trucks or “uniforms.”
I don’t know that I’ve ever been as confident that I know what a president smells like up-close than I am about The Spray-Tanned Adult Diapered Fragile White Billionaire Asshole in Chief.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I don’t know that I’ve ever been as confident that I know what a president smells like up-close than I am about The Spray-Tanned Adult Diapered Fragile White Billionaire Asshole in Chief.
I’m not sure Karoline Leavitt is a trusted source of information on age-appropriate sexual relationships, but we should ask her husband if she can stay up past her bedtime and explain it to us anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m not sure Karoline Leavitt is a trusted source of information on age-appropriate sexual relationships, but we should ask her husband if she can stay up past her bedtime and explain it to us anyway.
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They were screaming out with Hillary Clinton with the whole pizza basement pedophile ring but they can't see the pedophile that's hitting them directly in the face that's sitting in the White House.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They were screaming out with Hillary Clinton with the whole pizza basement pedophile ring but they can't see the pedophile that's hitting them directly in the face that's sitting in the White House.
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On what planet exactly?
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
On what planet exactly?
Yeah, he is my president which means Constitutionally speaking he’s my employee and I get to tell him being a bully pedophile can get him fired.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yeah, he is my president which means Constitutionally speaking he’s my employee and I get to tell him being a bully pedophile can get him fired.
Can I assume that every guy I saw with a “K*LL YOUR LOCAL P*DOPHILE” hat in the Biden era is going to get a visit from the Secret Service at some point?
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can I assume that every guy I saw with a “K*LL YOUR LOCAL P*DOPHILE” hat in the Biden era is going to get a visit from the Secret Service at some point?
I know exactly needs to hear this, but:
**Nobody’s** allowed to order our troops to do illegal shit, True Value Mussolini.
**Nobody’s** allowed to order our troops to do illegal shit, True Value Mussolini.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know exactly needs to hear this, but:
**Nobody’s** allowed to order our troops to do illegal shit, True Value Mussolini.
**Nobody’s** allowed to order our troops to do illegal shit, True Value Mussolini.
Something something Jesse Smollet something something.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Something something Jesse Smollet something something.
My tongue is fucking killing me.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My tongue is fucking killing me.