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Reupholstered Coochie
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Leo 🌞 Taurus 🌙 Cancer ⬆️


The Fine Auntie/Retired Tramp
Pinned
Never leaving the ginger color hair
Off until Monday 🕺🏼🕺🏼
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think I’m hungry
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
3 more lord 😩
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I need nap
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m ready to clock out ngl
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🕺🏼WFH and a short day
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Why nobody told me Fresh prince was back
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s only 6 pm?!?😩
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The literal most likely outcome, unfortunately
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Missing Virginia high school football coach is wanted on child pornography possession and other charges related to soliciting a minor, police say
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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That’s cause most niggas words is worthless now
we don't say "word is bond" anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ve mentally checked out of work
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Also, read the labels on the food you put in your body.

Campbell’s ain’t the only one fuckin with you, they’re just the latest to admit it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oop not me hungry again
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think I want someone to redo my dressers, they’re heavy and good quality. I need them repainted and some drawers fixed
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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He said "we lost him". Now when did you ever even have him?

When we say the men are weird, they are in fact weird.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Three day work week >
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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This is why ICE agents need to be unmasked and show ID‼️
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The blessing of redirection >>>>

Shit not working out is really just life saying

“I got something better for you”
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Bitch I’m from Boston, let’s have a lil Tea Party! 🐸☕️
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What happened to Hoochie culture??? We need to bring that back
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I think I want longhorn
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
🤭
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM