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Jeff in shades
@jalan-jeff.bsky.social
+ Wife, Dogs, Pizza, Golf.
- trumpers/maga, shaving, dead of winter. Happily married. Not looking for romance, employment, crypto/financial opportunities or arguments.
🚫 NO DM to initiate contact. Reply to my post if you want to get acquainted.
Which ones has he left unbroken?
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“WTF? Are you crazy, or something? Shut the damn door!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
White meat & Dark meat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Corral them in the middle of the night - not unlike ICE does innocent people - and ship them to some undisclosed God forsaken hellhole with as much chance of getting out as ICE captives have.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This keeps up, you’ll be out of a job.😆
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Donald “Slim” trump talking about someone else’s body reminds me of other old retort “ I may be fat, but I can diet and lose the weight. You on the other hand are dumber than hammered 💩, and nothing you do will change that.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So, when ranchers use cattle prods it’s “behavior modification.”
“Elite Femininity” isn’t that what low brows call ‘T&A’?
Either way, I no longer wish to argue about it.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“Don’t tase me, bro!”
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Le’s have a look at Kegsbreath’s service uniform. The only ‘scrambled eggs’ on it are the ones he drunkenly dropped in his lap.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If this is his favorite, you should introduce him to watching paint dry.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🙄
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Great. I got MAGAts wanting to shoot and taze me.
Bring it pumpkin.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The anatomy being flaunted here are mammaries.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Thinking like trump.
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When did these morons EVER have a great plan?
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Maybe, you’d like them to taze, or shoot me, first
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
🙄
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Phantom of the Opera vibes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just rollin’ back in time to the 50’s.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Meow.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Such a delusional idiot.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
FWIW: best I can tell, the likes appear to be equally divided between men and women. Not sure about their race, though.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My comment about Beyoncé had nothing to do with race. But, you needed to go there to justify your indignation. I would ask the same question about any man who unnecessarily needed to flaunt his anatomy. Troll elsewhere.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Steenburgen is terrific in her role.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How much above purchase price are they asking?
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM