Jeff in shades
@jalan-jeff.bsky.social
+ Wife, Dogs, Pizza, Golf.
- trumpers/maga, shaving, dead of winter. Happily married. Not looking for romance, employment, crypto/financial opportunities or arguments.
🚫 NO DM to initiate contact. Reply to my post if you want to get acquainted.
- trumpers/maga, shaving, dead of winter. Happily married. Not looking for romance, employment, crypto/financial opportunities or arguments.
🚫 NO DM to initiate contact. Reply to my post if you want to get acquainted.
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Jeff in shades
@jalan-jeff.bsky.social
· Dec 16
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I’m here for public discourse. I’m not here for Private conversations, unless one of us has something of a personal nature to discuss. Please don’t abuse this.
I followed you because I liked something you penned. You are not obligated to follow me back. Let’s have fun, and get to know each other.
I’m here for public discourse. I’m not here for Private conversations, unless one of us has something of a personal nature to discuss. Please don’t abuse this.
I followed you because I liked something you penned. You are not obligated to follow me back. Let’s have fun, and get to know each other.
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
I don’t think you ever saw this, when I posted it was to someone else in your tthread.
I think you should try it.
I don’t think you ever saw this, when I posted it was to someone else in your tthread.
I think you should try it.
You need a little bell near your bed, you ring it - Mr, Fairy arrives with the coffee. 🛎️ = ☕️ 😁
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
I don’t think you ever saw this, when I posted it was to someone else in your tthread.
I think you should try it.
I don’t think you ever saw this, when I posted it was to someone else in your tthread.
I think you should try it.
This absolute mechanically adverse bumpkin just managed to successfully replace the anti-frost stem in his outdoor faucet. There’s a new Tim the Tool man in town! Bow down, Bitches. 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This absolute mechanically adverse bumpkin just managed to successfully replace the anti-frost stem in his outdoor faucet. There’s a new Tim the Tool man in town! Bow down, Bitches. 🤣
Reposted by Jeff in shades
You need a little bell near your bed, you ring it - Mr, Fairy arrives with the coffee. 🛎️ = ☕️ 😁
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You need a little bell near your bed, you ring it - Mr, Fairy arrives with the coffee. 🛎️ = ☕️ 😁
Proof people are feeling the effects of trump’s policies at the supermarket cash registers.
September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Proof people are feeling the effects of trump’s policies at the supermarket cash registers.
Appoint her the new House Speaker. Now! Right Now! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Appoint her the new House Speaker. Now! Right Now! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
POS JD Vance showed up on Minneapolis to vosit and console the families of the Annunciation tragedy.
He’ll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WON’T do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.
He’ll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WON’T do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
POS JD Vance showed up on Minneapolis to vosit and console the families of the Annunciation tragedy.
He’ll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WON’T do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.
He’ll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WON’T do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.
Some clown just posted a photo of a frozen pizza featuring NYC’s Pizza Rat on the carton.
August 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Some clown just posted a photo of a frozen pizza featuring NYC’s Pizza Rat on the carton.
These two put country before self. They didn’t cheat on their wives, their taxes or their golf scores.
They didn’t delight in being cruel. Neither compiled a list of over 30k lies while in office.
They didn’t use the Office of POTUS for personal gain.
The didn’t collide or Collaborate with enemies.
They didn’t delight in being cruel. Neither compiled a list of over 30k lies while in office.
They didn’t use the Office of POTUS for personal gain.
The didn’t collide or Collaborate with enemies.
two men are running down a hallway together .
Alt: two men are running down a hallway together .
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
These two put country before self. They didn’t cheat on their wives, their taxes or their golf scores.
They didn’t delight in being cruel. Neither compiled a list of over 30k lies while in office.
They didn’t use the Office of POTUS for personal gain.
The didn’t collide or Collaborate with enemies.
They didn’t delight in being cruel. Neither compiled a list of over 30k lies while in office.
They didn’t use the Office of POTUS for personal gain.
The didn’t collide or Collaborate with enemies.
Can someone ask “Gym” Jordan why police officers are being shot in his district? Doesn’t sound like he’s doing a very good job.
July 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Can someone ask “Gym” Jordan why police officers are being shot in his district? Doesn’t sound like he’s doing a very good job.
June 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@nalynnpearl.bsky.social
Oh No, NoNo followed me! I know what to do. Yes Yes, follow back! 😄
Oh No, NoNo followed me! I know what to do. Yes Yes, follow back! 😄
June 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@nalynnpearl.bsky.social
Oh No, NoNo followed me! I know what to do. Yes Yes, follow back! 😄
Oh No, NoNo followed me! I know what to do. Yes Yes, follow back! 😄
This is my President
a man in a suit and tie stands with his arms crossed in front of an american flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands with his arms crossed in front of an american flag
media.tenor.com
June 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is my President
Did my good deed for the day. While walking my dogs, I found a backpack in the street. It contained two laptops, with charger. Wallet with Credit & debit cards, DL and $1 in cash. Also lots of misc. stuff incl. the remnants of a sandwich from yesterday.
Connected with one of business cards.1/
Connected with one of business cards.1/
June 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did my good deed for the day. While walking my dogs, I found a backpack in the street. It contained two laptops, with charger. Wallet with Credit & debit cards, DL and $1 in cash. Also lots of misc. stuff incl. the remnants of a sandwich from yesterday.
Connected with one of business cards.1/
Connected with one of business cards.1/
I just read a blurb in the NYT about people who don’t have a Real ID trying to pass through TSA using their Costco Membership cards as proof of ID.
Have we dumbed down that far? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Have we dumbed down that far? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I just read a blurb in the NYT about people who don’t have a Real ID trying to pass through TSA using their Costco Membership cards as proof of ID.
Have we dumbed down that far? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Have we dumbed down that far? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Nailed it!
June 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Nailed it!
Repost of you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico.✋
Repost if you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. ✋🏽
May 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Repost of you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico.✋
Reposted by Jeff in shades
Repost if you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. ✋🏽
May 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Repost if you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. ✋🏽
@hermosamartinez.bsky.social I followed you back - now you a owe me a ride in that silver roadster🤣
April 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@hermosamartinez.bsky.social I followed you back - now you a owe me a ride in that silver roadster🤣
Bring it!
BREAKING NEWS:
The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:
An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.
RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:
An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.
RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Bring it!
I’ve had several online conversations with Kendra. Everything she does is for the students in Omaha. She is “the Rill Thing” (quoting Little Richard here). If you can help her, and them, in any way the dividends you receive in feeling like you did a good thing are huge!
‼️ If you see the quoted post below ⬇️, will you PLEASE repost it? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
I feel invisible on here. 😔
I’m trying to help 30+ low-income kids with tutoring, testing & hygiene items!! I don’t want to let them down! 💔
I feel invisible on here. 😔
I’m trying to help 30+ low-income kids with tutoring, testing & hygiene items!! I don’t want to let them down! 💔
Can you spare $10 to help my after-school foster & at-risk youth program? 🙏🏼
I provide 30+ kids free tutoring, food, hygiene items & activities in a safe space. *We 100% rely on donations!
🚨Urgent need: Group iPad for homework, test prep & scholarships applications. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I provide 30+ kids free tutoring, food, hygiene items & activities in a safe space. *We 100% rely on donations!
🚨Urgent need: Group iPad for homework, test prep & scholarships applications. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
April 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’ve had several online conversations with Kendra. Everything she does is for the students in Omaha. She is “the Rill Thing” (quoting Little Richard here). If you can help her, and them, in any way the dividends you receive in feeling like you did a good thing are huge!
Rory McIlroy just 🦅 my favorite hole at ANGC - #13.
We might get to watch him complete the Grand Slam this year! GO RORY!
We might get to watch him complete the Grand Slam this year! GO RORY!
April 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Rory McIlroy just 🦅 my favorite hole at ANGC - #13.
We might get to watch him complete the Grand Slam this year! GO RORY!
We might get to watch him complete the Grand Slam this year! GO RORY!
@reneelibby.bsky.social I hope you’re doing well. I miss your wit and wisdom here, Emesoecially in these insane times. Take good care.
April 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@reneelibby.bsky.social I hope you’re doing well. I miss your wit and wisdom here, Emesoecially in these insane times. Take good care.
@hilaryluros.bsky.social I hope all is well with you. I sure do miss your wit here. Especially in this crazy time.
April 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@hilaryluros.bsky.social I hope all is well with you. I sure do miss your wit here. Especially in this crazy time.
Back to Back Triples for Harry Higgs. He’s gonna need some of those dude wipes he endorses.
March 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Back to Back Triples for Harry Higgs. He’s gonna need some of those dude wipes he endorses.