Jake Wilson. Probably.
@jakewilson98.bsky.social
"Like the Colour Purple, Macaroni and Cheese" Not relatable. I have a burning hatred of Daz Sampson's 2006 Eurovision Selection, Performance and Existence. The internet's adorable(by default) Coyne fan. #SaintsFC #WhoDat
Pinned
"Connoisseur of digital suffering"? Don't think anything's ever summarised me better.
Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
Apart from mentioning a Tinder date. Because I'm not touching that cesspit.
Checking Linda Lampenius' Wikipedia thanks to the ESC Gabe video. Fucking hell. This is somebody who wants to do Eurovision.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Checking Linda Lampenius' Wikipedia thanks to the ESC Gabe video. Fucking hell. This is somebody who wants to do Eurovision.
Ah. Watching the start of Episode 4 and that hit from Kasabian's Fire is just stellar. Really went all-in on the music this series.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
January 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ah. Watching the start of Episode 4 and that hit from Kasabian's Fire is just stellar. Really went all-in on the music this series.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
We're not even halfway through January and r/NASCAR hates Fox.
Fuck this is going to be a long few months with their glorified slop coverage. I would say I hope this doesn't seep into their Indy 500 coverage...but...well. Yeah.
#NASCAR #NASCARonFox
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Fuck this is going to be a long few months with their glorified slop coverage. I would say I hope this doesn't seep into their Indy 500 coverage...but...well. Yeah.
#NASCAR #NASCARonFox
www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/com...
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January 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
We're not even halfway through January and r/NASCAR hates Fox.
Fuck this is going to be a long few months with their glorified slop coverage. I would say I hope this doesn't seep into their Indy 500 coverage...but...well. Yeah.
#NASCAR #NASCARonFox
www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/com...
Fuck this is going to be a long few months with their glorified slop coverage. I would say I hope this doesn't seep into their Indy 500 coverage...but...well. Yeah.
#NASCAR #NASCARonFox
www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/com...
Because all the problems in the world have been solved, there's clearly one question left to answer. Is Jake still a horse girlie?
Yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAo...
#Eurovision #Melodifestivalen #DollyStyle
Yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAo...
#Eurovision #Melodifestivalen #DollyStyle
Dolly Style - YIHAA
YouTube video by Melodifestivalen
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January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Because all the problems in the world have been solved, there's clearly one question left to answer. Is Jake still a horse girlie?
Yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAo...
#Eurovision #Melodifestivalen #DollyStyle
Yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAo...
#Eurovision #Melodifestivalen #DollyStyle
Ah. This is all completely normal. Honestly, the top one is far less interesting than I thought it would be. (Thanks Sissal)
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Ah. This is all completely normal. Honestly, the top one is far less interesting than I thought it would be. (Thanks Sissal)
Had an idea for something really dumb. With #Eurovision uploading a Top 20 watched videos every month, I wondered how much it would take to get onto that list.
19th with the 2021 winner Maneskin has approximately 70-80,000 views per day.
19th with the 2021 winner Maneskin has approximately 70-80,000 views per day.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Had an idea for something really dumb. With #Eurovision uploading a Top 20 watched videos every month, I wondered how much it would take to get onto that list.
19th with the 2021 winner Maneskin has approximately 70-80,000 views per day.
19th with the 2021 winner Maneskin has approximately 70-80,000 views per day.
Well done TV show. You've rickrolled us.
Fortunately, I questioned the line earlier and knew it was coming.
#WaterlooRoad
Fortunately, I questioned the line earlier and knew it was coming.
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Well done TV show. You've rickrolled us.
Fortunately, I questioned the line earlier and knew it was coming.
#WaterlooRoad
Fortunately, I questioned the line earlier and knew it was coming.
#WaterlooRoad
Give Steph a French line and Google Translated it assuming it was some broken mess.
Instead, this.
#WaterlooRoad
Instead, this.
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Give Steph a French line and Google Translated it assuming it was some broken mess.
Instead, this.
#WaterlooRoad
Instead, this.
#WaterlooRoad
I know I saw the show's pre credits. But to say "previous experience in a merger" and don't show Rachel Mason is tantamount to a crime. But that crime has been reduced to a caution by showing us Jack Rimmer.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I know I saw the show's pre credits. But to say "previous experience in a merger" and don't show Rachel Mason is tantamount to a crime. But that crime has been reduced to a caution by showing us Jack Rimmer.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
Yeah, you know she's actually permanently gone because she looks at thec end of Episode 6. Spoilerless because I'm nice.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Yeah, you know she's actually permanently gone because she looks at thec end of Episode 6. Spoilerless because I'm nice.
#WaterlooRoad
#WaterlooRoad
Ok. You're going to turn up, say "x from Oftsted." Evidence. Why did you not ask for proof?
Also, bend all the rules? Pick some damn crisp packets off the floor like Jack Rimmer would have done.
#WaterlooRoad
Also, bend all the rules? Pick some damn crisp packets off the floor like Jack Rimmer would have done.
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Ok. You're going to turn up, say "x from Oftsted." Evidence. Why did you not ask for proof?
Also, bend all the rules? Pick some damn crisp packets off the floor like Jack Rimmer would have done.
#WaterlooRoad
Also, bend all the rules? Pick some damn crisp packets off the floor like Jack Rimmer would have done.
#WaterlooRoad
"Shall I put on another Eurovision playlist?"
Yes. Come on. List the songs. Come on. I need to judge this man for his tastes.
#WaterlooRoad
Yes. Come on. List the songs. Come on. I need to judge this man for his tastes.
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
"Shall I put on another Eurovision playlist?"
Yes. Come on. List the songs. Come on. I need to judge this man for his tastes.
#WaterlooRoad
Yes. Come on. List the songs. Come on. I need to judge this man for his tastes.
#WaterlooRoad
"An actual language teacher will be here, pronto."
Oh TV show. That is how you introduce people. Beautiful.
#WaterlooRoad
Oh TV show. That is how you introduce people. Beautiful.
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
"An actual language teacher will be here, pronto."
Oh TV show. That is how you introduce people. Beautiful.
#WaterlooRoad
Oh TV show. That is how you introduce people. Beautiful.
#WaterlooRoad
January 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Fun Fact: Should San Marino participate in 2028, it would be the third time they participate in a year that ends in an 8.
Because of 2010 and 2020, this would be before they participate in a year that ends in a 0.
#Eurovision #JusticeForValentina
Because of 2010 and 2020, this would be before they participate in a year that ends in a 0.
#Eurovision #JusticeForValentina
January 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Fun Fact: Should San Marino participate in 2028, it would be the third time they participate in a year that ends in an 8.
Because of 2010 and 2020, this would be before they participate in a year that ends in a 0.
#Eurovision #JusticeForValentina
Because of 2010 and 2020, this would be before they participate in a year that ends in a 0.
#Eurovision #JusticeForValentina
Stop being slop then.
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Stop being slop then.
Incredibly, somebody uploaded the whole of this 12 days ago. Not 12 months ago, 12 years ago or whatever. Literally the 20th of December last fucking month.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeG2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeG2...
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Incredibly, somebody uploaded the whole of this 12 days ago. Not 12 months ago, 12 years ago or whatever. Literally the 20th of December last fucking month.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeG2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeG2...
Currently going down a Rabbit Hole.
What the fuck. Why is yours the first non-Phil Collins voice?
What the fuck. Why is yours the first non-Phil Collins voice?
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Currently going down a Rabbit Hole.
What the fuck. Why is yours the first non-Phil Collins voice?
What the fuck. Why is yours the first non-Phil Collins voice?
If I could go back to any point in life, I'd go back to this. Then Robbie sang with One Direction. I wanted Wagner to win. Then I wanted One Direction to win. Christmas 2010, I got my PS3 and this album.
One Direction become World Superstars. I knew it at 12.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXA...
One Direction become World Superstars. I knew it at 12.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXA...
Take That "The Flood" X Factor 2010 (Full Version) Live Results Show 6 HD 1920 1080
YouTube video by Join TheBizzo
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December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If I could go back to any point in life, I'd go back to this. Then Robbie sang with One Direction. I wanted Wagner to win. Then I wanted One Direction to win. Christmas 2010, I got my PS3 and this album.
One Direction become World Superstars. I knew it at 12.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXA...
One Direction become World Superstars. I knew it at 12.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXA...
If You Know Me, you'll understand why I like this comment.
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If You Know Me, you'll understand why I like this comment.
It may be the drinks talking. But I'd take part in a Robbie Williams Karaoke night. I wouldn't take Angels obviously. Because that's just too good for me to do it.
Not Rudebox. Because Rudebox fucking sucks. Then again, people are already wishing for Rudebox to end. So maybe pick that.
Not Rudebox. Because Rudebox fucking sucks. Then again, people are already wishing for Rudebox to end. So maybe pick that.
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It may be the drinks talking. But I'd take part in a Robbie Williams Karaoke night. I wouldn't take Angels obviously. Because that's just too good for me to do it.
Not Rudebox. Because Rudebox fucking sucks. Then again, people are already wishing for Rudebox to end. So maybe pick that.
Not Rudebox. Because Rudebox fucking sucks. Then again, people are already wishing for Rudebox to end. So maybe pick that.
Unrelated (not) point: I kinda want to watch Eurovision 2019 like I did with 2014 about half a year ago. But then again, it's also held...there.
Counter-point: Leonara and Switch Song.
Actual Reasonable Point: Michael Rice.
Counter-point: Leonara and Switch Song.
Actual Reasonable Point: Michael Rice.
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Unrelated (not) point: I kinda want to watch Eurovision 2019 like I did with 2014 about half a year ago. But then again, it's also held...there.
Counter-point: Leonara and Switch Song.
Actual Reasonable Point: Michael Rice.
Counter-point: Leonara and Switch Song.
Actual Reasonable Point: Michael Rice.
If Colbie Cailat's Bubbly was a Eurovision Song Part 1:
Tl;dr: If they made a song that Jake (yes, I talk about myself in the third person. It's fun sometimes lmao) would forever say is amazing and unappreciated...because it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03N...
Tl;dr: If they made a song that Jake (yes, I talk about myself in the third person. It's fun sometimes lmao) would forever say is amazing and unappreciated...because it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03N...
Anna Rossinelli - In Love For A While (LIVE) | Switzerland 🇨🇭 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2011
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If Colbie Cailat's Bubbly was a Eurovision Song Part 1:
Tl;dr: If they made a song that Jake (yes, I talk about myself in the third person. It's fun sometimes lmao) would forever say is amazing and unappreciated...because it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03N...
Tl;dr: If they made a song that Jake (yes, I talk about myself in the third person. It's fun sometimes lmao) would forever say is amazing and unappreciated...because it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03N...
Decided to do a Too Good to Go order from a Coffee Shop which ended up being about 5 Croissants and one cookie. After that, I headed to Lidl and bought their pastries for £2 not knowing as such.
It genuinely saddens me when I say that the Lidl croissant was better than the Coffee Shop.
It genuinely saddens me when I say that the Lidl croissant was better than the Coffee Shop.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Decided to do a Too Good to Go order from a Coffee Shop which ended up being about 5 Croissants and one cookie. After that, I headed to Lidl and bought their pastries for £2 not knowing as such.
It genuinely saddens me when I say that the Lidl croissant was better than the Coffee Shop.
It genuinely saddens me when I say that the Lidl croissant was better than the Coffee Shop.