Jake Varn
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Jake Varn
@jakevarn.bsky.social
Working on internet policy at Pew.

Elsewhere writing fiction - stories in Vita & the Woolf and The Rathalla Review.
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
damn, this is a great read
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"What is a leash but a symbol of subservience.

The history of dogs is one of pain. Once a wild wolf, they have been genetically selected, bred into toys.

This poor creature that man now mocks by calling his best friend.

Werner Herzog's dog leashes, for the obedient good boy."
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me Toö
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've held a grudge against them since their student section chanted "State School" at the me when I was in the UI marching band. Like, yeah man, I'm paying my own tuition over here, fuck me right.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just passed 15k on my shitty little thing and 50 feels like a lifetime away, congrats!
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM