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@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
marxist | alleged Balkan war criminal | feral child | mir leybn eybik | NB (they/them)
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Exactly. Embracing the idea you're actually a dumb piece of shit is one of the best gifts you can give yourself
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Exactly. Embracing the idea you're actually a dumb piece of shit is one of the best gifts you can give yourself
Yeah I've read that cults and con-artists love targeting white collar professionals bc they not only believe they're too smart to be duped, but will also ignore red flags once they're invested bc it would require admitting that belief wasn't true
"Not *me* though" will get you every time
"Not *me* though" will get you every time
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yeah I've read that cults and con-artists love targeting white collar professionals bc they not only believe they're too smart to be duped, but will also ignore red flags once they're invested bc it would require admitting that belief wasn't true
"Not *me* though" will get you every time
"Not *me* though" will get you every time
It reminds me of that Louis CK bit about the "do you like apples" scene in Good Will Hunting, like what actual person would ever answer "yes" to a question like that coming from a clear antagonist
Because apparently: a good deal of people
Because apparently: a good deal of people
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It reminds me of that Louis CK bit about the "do you like apples" scene in Good Will Hunting, like what actual person would ever answer "yes" to a question like that coming from a clear antagonist
Because apparently: a good deal of people
Because apparently: a good deal of people
I do feel like there is this pivotal moment with people where you show them some brain rot weird Twitter shitpost, like a top tier Dril tweet, and the second they go "Heh...I mean yeah it's kinda funny I guess"
You're like ok well we'll never truly vibe on any meaningful level
You're like ok well we'll never truly vibe on any meaningful level
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I do feel like there is this pivotal moment with people where you show them some brain rot weird Twitter shitpost, like a top tier Dril tweet, and the second they go "Heh...I mean yeah it's kinda funny I guess"
You're like ok well we'll never truly vibe on any meaningful level
You're like ok well we'll never truly vibe on any meaningful level
Like I'm basically standing next to the most terribly hidden punji stick pit going "you should definitely come over here--no, here specifically. Stand here. Yesss" and they're like yeah this bodes well
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Like I'm basically standing next to the most terribly hidden punji stick pit going "you should definitely come over here--no, here specifically. Stand here. Yesss" and they're like yeah this bodes well
They're all either hyper-stupid or hyper-detailed shitposts
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They're all either hyper-stupid or hyper-detailed shitposts
Yeah! Like I don't know if its just that eyes can get lighter with age or what but it's a mindfuck
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yeah! Like I don't know if its just that eyes can get lighter with age or what but it's a mindfuck
Thats something! Apparently it means "red poppies"?
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Thats something! Apparently it means "red poppies"?
Yeah but does it work as the equivalent of fuck/fucking in other contexts
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yeah but does it work as the equivalent of fuck/fucking in other contexts
I mean was he though? Because some shit says he's a science mistake from the Dark Age of Technology, some shit says he's 10 ancient shamans in a trenchcoat. I have no idea what his deal is.
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I mean was he though? Because some shit says he's a science mistake from the Dark Age of Technology, some shit says he's 10 ancient shamans in a trenchcoat. I have no idea what his deal is.
Like a huge chunk of old Scandinavian culture and some classical composers made it into the 41st millennium but no one remembers the first major communist super-power
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Like a huge chunk of old Scandinavian culture and some classical composers made it into the 41st millennium but no one remembers the first major communist super-power
Ohhhh. Interesting.
I am always a little irked, though, by how the Age of Strife basically wiped out human records of history, culture, etc before a certain point, like they have no idea what CCCP on an ancient toy rocket means, but then there's a viking planet called Fenris & they listen to Bach
I am always a little irked, though, by how the Age of Strife basically wiped out human records of history, culture, etc before a certain point, like they have no idea what CCCP on an ancient toy rocket means, but then there's a viking planet called Fenris & they listen to Bach
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ohhhh. Interesting.
I am always a little irked, though, by how the Age of Strife basically wiped out human records of history, culture, etc before a certain point, like they have no idea what CCCP on an ancient toy rocket means, but then there's a viking planet called Fenris & they listen to Bach
I am always a little irked, though, by how the Age of Strife basically wiped out human records of history, culture, etc before a certain point, like they have no idea what CCCP on an ancient toy rocket means, but then there's a viking planet called Fenris & they listen to Bach
Honestly yeah. Like now degenerate excess is tedium and entering realspace to play chicken with a chaos god every time you're sent to terrorize a human settlement is the thrilling rush
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Honestly yeah. Like now degenerate excess is tedium and entering realspace to play chicken with a chaos god every time you're sent to terrorize a human settlement is the thrilling rush
"You guys notice that whenever you felch blood-cum from the mon'keigh slaves ass and go to spit it into your Dracon's mouth, you always end up sneezing? Whats the deal with that? This guy is already pissed about me crashing three grav tanks last year & now this haha"
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"You guys notice that whenever you felch blood-cum from the mon'keigh slaves ass and go to spit it into your Dracon's mouth, you always end up sneezing? Whats the deal with that? This guy is already pissed about me crashing three grav tanks last year & now this haha"
Like now torturing kidnapped mon'keigh children is a JOB you don't get paid to do.
So they can't even really be like "We chose this barely effective method and created a poorly functioning antisocial city-state bc it's just *such a blast*"
So they can't even really be like "We chose this barely effective method and created a poorly functioning antisocial city-state bc it's just *such a blast*"
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Like now torturing kidnapped mon'keigh children is a JOB you don't get paid to do.
So they can't even really be like "We chose this barely effective method and created a poorly functioning antisocial city-state bc it's just *such a blast*"
So they can't even really be like "We chose this barely effective method and created a poorly functioning antisocial city-state bc it's just *such a blast*"
What gets me is that this culture started bc the Ancient Aeldari were near-immortals in a utopian post-scarcity society, so they resorted to bonkers shit to stave off boredom
For that to be fun, it has to feel like naughty escapism. The second it's a mandatory 365/yr thing, it stops being fun
For that to be fun, it has to feel like naughty escapism. The second it's a mandatory 365/yr thing, it stops being fun
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What gets me is that this culture started bc the Ancient Aeldari were near-immortals in a utopian post-scarcity society, so they resorted to bonkers shit to stave off boredom
For that to be fun, it has to feel like naughty escapism. The second it's a mandatory 365/yr thing, it stops being fun
For that to be fun, it has to feel like naughty escapism. The second it's a mandatory 365/yr thing, it stops being fun
That part in RT when Yrliet offers to teach Marazhai meditation to fend off Slaanesh and he's like "coping skills are boring & gay, I'd rather have a psychotic break in an airlock every time we enter the warp"
It's like why are you people doing life on the highest difficulty setting for no reason
It's like why are you people doing life on the highest difficulty setting for no reason
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That part in RT when Yrliet offers to teach Marazhai meditation to fend off Slaanesh and he's like "coping skills are boring & gay, I'd rather have a psychotic break in an airlock every time we enter the warp"
It's like why are you people doing life on the highest difficulty setting for no reason
It's like why are you people doing life on the highest difficulty setting for no reason
You joke but I'm almost certain this is pretty much what the Harlequins are doing whenever they swing by Commoragh
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You joke but I'm almost certain this is pretty much what the Harlequins are doing whenever they swing by Commoragh
It would add up too, I'm pretty sure it's canon that the Drukhari struggle to keep their numbers up as well as Craftworlders & there isn't any real explanation as to why beyond semi-regular dysjunctions and I guess legalized wanton murder
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It would add up too, I'm pretty sure it's canon that the Drukhari struggle to keep their numbers up as well as Craftworlders & there isn't any real explanation as to why beyond semi-regular dysjunctions and I guess legalized wanton murder
Woke up for my job at the Cock Ring Factory, stole my neighbors thrall to torture bc I forgot to buy one on the way home, three reavers tried to buttfuck me on my commute, tried to shoot one, missed, shot a Haemonculus' decorative 2nd dick off by accident instead, now I live as a sentient toilet
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Woke up for my job at the Cock Ring Factory, stole my neighbors thrall to torture bc I forgot to buy one on the way home, three reavers tried to buttfuck me on my commute, tried to shoot one, missed, shot a Haemonculus' decorative 2nd dick off by accident instead, now I live as a sentient toilet