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marxist | alleged Balkan war criminal | feral child | mir leybn eybik | NB (they/them)
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The opinions expressed here belong solely to myself
Granted they could be lying, but I do love the idea that a guy was fucking around by teaching an octopus how to play piano for ~some good ass content~ and a bunch of scientists are like "heads up this would be a groundbreaking dissertation paper"
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Granted they could be lying, but I do love the idea that a guy was fucking around by teaching an octopus how to play piano for ~some good ass content~ and a bunch of scientists are like "heads up this would be a groundbreaking dissertation paper"
Liselotte making fun of a French guy at court for hanging out with his girlfriend in the bathroom while she takes shits
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Liselotte making fun of a French guy at court for hanging out with his girlfriend in the bathroom while she takes shits
Lol jesus, Liselotte, chill out
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Lol jesus, Liselotte, chill out
Well I think this settles it, I should be living off of tithes while doing Gods work (arguing online)
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Well I think this settles it, I should be living off of tithes while doing Gods work (arguing online)
Can you guess what this internet weirdo is blaming on affirmative action?
Good guess. No, it's the OceanGate Titan Sub Implosion.
Good guess. No, it's the OceanGate Titan Sub Implosion.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Can you guess what this internet weirdo is blaming on affirmative action?
Good guess. No, it's the OceanGate Titan Sub Implosion.
Good guess. No, it's the OceanGate Titan Sub Implosion.
Yeah that one is the lateral tripod one, the one I do, which is considered a correct way to hold a pen, its just not as common (but apparently its like the go to one for adhd people??)
Here's the four types
Here's the four types
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yeah that one is the lateral tripod one, the one I do, which is considered a correct way to hold a pen, its just not as common (but apparently its like the go to one for adhd people??)
Here's the four types
Here's the four types
Sick of you dynamic tripod freaks ruining this country
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sick of you dynamic tripod freaks ruining this country
So, like, that 40k Necron book The Twice Dead King by Nate Crowley is just one big trans allegory, huh
I mean they're robots suffering from a mental illness called "the dysphorakh" created by the fact their minds can't handle feeling like organic beings in non-organic bodies. Plus, this shit:
I mean they're robots suffering from a mental illness called "the dysphorakh" created by the fact their minds can't handle feeling like organic beings in non-organic bodies. Plus, this shit:
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So, like, that 40k Necron book The Twice Dead King by Nate Crowley is just one big trans allegory, huh
I mean they're robots suffering from a mental illness called "the dysphorakh" created by the fact their minds can't handle feeling like organic beings in non-organic bodies. Plus, this shit:
I mean they're robots suffering from a mental illness called "the dysphorakh" created by the fact their minds can't handle feeling like organic beings in non-organic bodies. Plus, this shit:
Just found out some high schools do a "prank" where blindfolded students are tricked into kissing their moms at a pep rally and sometimes I feel like the rest of this country is a fucking fever dream
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just found out some high schools do a "prank" where blindfolded students are tricked into kissing their moms at a pep rally and sometimes I feel like the rest of this country is a fucking fever dream
God that's a great photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
God that's a great photo
Cuban hotels in the late 40s/early 50s
vs the Havana Hilton in 1959
vs the Havana Hilton in 1959
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Cuban hotels in the late 40s/early 50s
vs the Havana Hilton in 1959
vs the Havana Hilton in 1959
Russian-Jewish grandmas at the flea market
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Russian-Jewish grandmas at the flea market
Oh my god New York Gusanos
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh my god New York Gusanos
It entirely hinges on the idea that people's camera rolls are akin to an influencers highly curated Instagram feed, where you can get an idea of their interests, vibe, aesthstic, etc
And like no I think most people's camera rolls are a deranged fever dream. Here's my last saved photo
And like no I think most people's camera rolls are a deranged fever dream. Here's my last saved photo
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It entirely hinges on the idea that people's camera rolls are akin to an influencers highly curated Instagram feed, where you can get an idea of their interests, vibe, aesthstic, etc
And like no I think most people's camera rolls are a deranged fever dream. Here's my last saved photo
And like no I think most people's camera rolls are a deranged fever dream. Here's my last saved photo
Imagine getting lost in an old Bolivian mine and finding this guy
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Imagine getting lost in an old Bolivian mine and finding this guy
Oh yeah no they're just genuinely getting into shofars
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh yeah no they're just genuinely getting into shofars
I can't figure out what kind of brain broken racism this is
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I can't figure out what kind of brain broken racism this is
Does anybody else come from a family where everyone is tall or short, nothing in between.
It's so fuckin weird. And you can't even be like oh well the short is from this side/the tall is from that side, it's evenly mixed.
It's so fuckin weird. And you can't even be like oh well the short is from this side/the tall is from that side, it's evenly mixed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Does anybody else come from a family where everyone is tall or short, nothing in between.
It's so fuckin weird. And you can't even be like oh well the short is from this side/the tall is from that side, it's evenly mixed.
It's so fuckin weird. And you can't even be like oh well the short is from this side/the tall is from that side, it's evenly mixed.
First historical record of a shitty rich white guy doing something extremely fucked up & then going "God you guys it was a JOKE" when people find out? Perhaps.
!["Robert B. Edgerton interprets this as meaning that 'Jameson had admitted to [Bonny] that he had known the girl would be killed and had calmly sketched the scenes while they were taking place.' While Bonny's written statement about the event was fairly short, Stanley in his turn said he had 'learn[ed] from Bonny that Jameson ... had seemed to take pride in being the only European to have witnessed such a cannibalistic act, and that he enjoyed showing others his sketches.'
From these statements, Edgerton draws the conclusion that Jameson had indeed apparently knowingly purchased the girl 'in order to satisfy his intellectual curiosity about cannibalism', sketching 'what happened as she was killed and her body was butchered, then cooked, and finally eaten.'"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qdzhpxeql7myqv5j3jynm5ru/bafkreiemftp42oe3pd7h6q4acmvmsqkzjdckmdvlfwkju6sxd4lu52btpm@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
First historical record of a shitty rich white guy doing something extremely fucked up & then going "God you guys it was a JOKE" when people find out? Perhaps.
Discovered the guys who are VERY into the Death Korps of the Krieg faction from 40k and feeling, y'know, a little...a little weird about it.
Like what do you mean you love the guys whose uniforms range from "German in WWII" to "German in WWI", with a name that means war in German. Whats up.
Like what do you mean you love the guys whose uniforms range from "German in WWII" to "German in WWI", with a name that means war in German. Whats up.
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Discovered the guys who are VERY into the Death Korps of the Krieg faction from 40k and feeling, y'know, a little...a little weird about it.
Like what do you mean you love the guys whose uniforms range from "German in WWII" to "German in WWI", with a name that means war in German. Whats up.
Like what do you mean you love the guys whose uniforms range from "German in WWII" to "German in WWI", with a name that means war in German. Whats up.
CENTRISTS: Welcoming right wingers to bluesky would be good, lets open up the discourse by including disparate views you guys
THE DISPARATE VIEWS:
THE DISPARATE VIEWS:
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
CENTRISTS: Welcoming right wingers to bluesky would be good, lets open up the discourse by including disparate views you guys
THE DISPARATE VIEWS:
THE DISPARATE VIEWS:
Man I think a lot about that Pompeii victim whose body contorted into a weird position from the extreme heat so now he looks like he's jacking off for eternity
I feel like my luck is just bad enough to end up that humiliated in death
I feel like my luck is just bad enough to end up that humiliated in death
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Man I think a lot about that Pompeii victim whose body contorted into a weird position from the extreme heat so now he looks like he's jacking off for eternity
I feel like my luck is just bad enough to end up that humiliated in death
I feel like my luck is just bad enough to end up that humiliated in death
Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one