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Jake Haas
@jakehahaha.bsky.social
Written and directed by Hideo Kojima
When you really wanna drive the ladies wild 😏
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
bro has been through some things and I am right there with him
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It was a phase!
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
for posterity, my Game Awards 2025 bingo card
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Mario Kart World has the best video game soundtrack of 2025.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I will not give in to the Expedition 33 Hater inside of me during The Game Awards season. I will simply observe it, and let it pass.

I am the spring breeze. I am the gentle river.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“You can use this one”
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was just reading a Reddit thread about Activision using gen AI “art” in the new Black Ops games and saw an AI summary of the thread offered to me by Reddit itself.

AI telling me about the problematic usage of AI.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Doomfist:
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The new Steam Machine controller is ugly in a nostalgic kind of way. Reminds me of the earlier 2000s era of controllers.

I’m sure the functionality is great
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Holy shit! The Game Awards has announced that The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers developed by Stormfront Studios and published by Electronic Arts for the Playstation 2 has been nominated for Game of the Year!
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Overwatch is such a good example of character design and art style, and was heavily influenced by the international cast and style of Street Fighter. The original cast of heroes is like lightning in a bottle to me. Like, look at this artwork!
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Baxcalibur is the most “how your email finds me” Pokémon
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Never played Kirby and the Forgotten Land so I’m checking out the Switch 2 version, which retails at $80(!) and is a good example of why my ass is on GameFly now
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
POV: you when you pull for a new character you actually want
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fortunately, we will all buy this anyways because Mega Raichu.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
One of the most common complaints about Pokemon Legends ZA was that the city felt too repetitive, so thankfully the DLC will be introducing us to an alternative version of the same city that looks like the textures haven't loaded in.

Bold move, or literal work in progress? Who can say!
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Took her to the groomers and they gave her little Halloween bows 😩
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Playstation 2 turns 25 today. Some of my favorites from the console.

Some of the most important games of all time and they all released in 2001. One of those years!
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The PS2 released 25 years ago and serves as a reminder that you don't need a Super Mario 64 or Halo to launch one of the best consoles of all time. There were good games at launch, no doubt (SSX or DW2 for example), but this list might serve well for future console launch discourse:
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Pondering the orb at an advanced level to predict that the next AAA game will get a Metacritic score of 84.
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM