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Jake Zukowski
@jake.cosmic.plumbing
Founder, Designer @cosmic.plumbing (soon to be) the world’s best professional astrology software 📚💙 LGBTQIA+ woke mobster 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Cohort 10 OOUXer 🟦 🟩 🟥 🟨
Hey guys. I think I figured out who sunk Tug Dominion near Bremerton, WA. #sunkenship #bremerton #ghostship
September 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My comment to the FTC regarding gender-affirming care to minors. In short, let's protect our most vulnerable.
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This week, we buffed up Cosmic. See for yourself. https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
From classic TV to true crime: a Donna timeline 📺 ➡️ ⚖️
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me: building professional astrology tools.
Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’
Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.
September 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Feeling the eclipse in our hips
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Didn’t expect my spine to get shredded from working out 👀
September 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Black Lilith has entered the chat 🖤🌙
September 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Optimizing only for conversions?
That’s how you end up with “quick wins” that destroy long-term trust.

Your UX choices can build loyalty—or cause irreparable harm.

👉 Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. https://www.ooux.com/resources/episode079

#UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love playing "Name That Unhinged Icon" on the Noun Project.
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I am so there today. ☿🌞🛕
September 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happy Monday everyone!
September 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Americans, what is your act of patriotism you will be showing this year? #patriot #patriotism #independenceday #july4th
July 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think he was freaked out by the fireworks. Happy 4th?
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Look folks. I’m counting this as a full super-wide pull up.
July 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Everyone's judging you. And it's absolutely fine.
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's not perfect #UI (my simple light theme has a problem with the card title), but I'm really loving how these selectable grid cards are coming together.
May 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ummmm how much do I love designing beautiful #ui that should be just fucking boring? 😍 #uidesign #design
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
But does anyone care? (14:03)
March 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Our internet problems be damned. I guess this is what we get for trying to create an episode from the wilderness of Washington and the mountains of North Carolina. Related: give me an awesome houndstooth pattern any day of the week.
February 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A viewer showed me our video podcast Our Cosmic Journey playing on their Nintendo Switch.

Worst. Indie. Game. Ever.
February 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Incense burners need to look more like old men smoking pipes
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you want to know why GTD is amazing as a trusted system of tasks and to-dos: I've had a task to move over my husband's HSA now since 2017. I finally completed it today, 2,602 days later. It never bubbled up to the top of the list until today, but it was never forgotten.
January 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pretty proud of this spymaster scenario puzzle in Codenames.
January 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I'm relaunching my amazing card game Lohai with a new design and new name in 2025. Started the process by filing my new trademark with the Patent and Trademark Office. We are on out way!
January 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM