Jake Zukowski
@jake.cosmic.plumbing
Founder, Designer @cosmic.plumbing (soon to be) the world’s best professional astrology software 📚💙 LGBTQIA+ woke mobster 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Cohort 10 OOUXer 🟦 🟩 🟥 🟨
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Hey guys. I think I figured out who sunk Tug Dominion near Bremerton, WA. #sunkenship #bremerton #ghostship
September 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hey guys. I think I figured out who sunk Tug Dominion near Bremerton, WA. #sunkenship #bremerton #ghostship
My comment to the FTC regarding gender-affirming care to minors. In short, let's protect our most vulnerable.
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My comment to the FTC regarding gender-affirming care to minors. In short, let's protect our most vulnerable.
This week, we buffed up Cosmic. See for yourself. https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This week, we buffed up Cosmic. See for yourself. https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA
Reposted by Jake Zukowski
Astrology brain levels:
✨ Self-acceptance
🧱 Traditional foundations
🏗️ Systematic reconstruction
🤓 Reading Latin footnotes at 3am
✨ Self-acceptance
🧱 Traditional foundations
🏗️ Systematic reconstruction
🤓 Reading Latin footnotes at 3am
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Astrology brain levels:
✨ Self-acceptance
🧱 Traditional foundations
🏗️ Systematic reconstruction
🤓 Reading Latin footnotes at 3am
✨ Self-acceptance
🧱 Traditional foundations
🏗️ Systematic reconstruction
🤓 Reading Latin footnotes at 3am
From classic TV to true crime: a Donna timeline 📺 ➡️ ⚖️
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
From classic TV to true crime: a Donna timeline 📺 ➡️ ⚖️
Me: building professional astrology tools.
Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’
Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.
Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’
Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.
September 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me: building professional astrology tools.
Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’
Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.
Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’
Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.
Feeling the eclipse in our hips
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Feeling the eclipse in our hips
Come help us make the world’s newest and best astrology software!
New ep: All Buffed Up ✨💪
We’re building in public—this week in our internal build: 1-click Add Transits, corrected aspect logic, clearer angles.
Watch: https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA • Get the software!:
We’re building in public—this week in our internal build: 1-click Add Transits, corrected aspect logic, clearer angles.
Watch: https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA • Get the software!:
Cosmic Plumbing Updates
Astrology software for people who love well-designed tools.
buttondown.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Come help us make the world’s newest and best astrology software!
Eclipse day. Embrace the people weirdness all around you right now.
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Eclipse day. Embrace the people weirdness all around you right now.
Didn’t expect my spine to get shredded from working out 👀
September 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Didn’t expect my spine to get shredded from working out 👀
Black Lilith has entered the chat 🖤🌙
September 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Black Lilith has entered the chat 🖤🌙
Optimizing only for conversions?
That’s how you end up with “quick wins” that destroy long-term trust.
Your UX choices can build loyalty—or cause irreparable harm.
👉 Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. https://www.ooux.com/resources/episode079
#UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns
That’s how you end up with “quick wins” that destroy long-term trust.
Your UX choices can build loyalty—or cause irreparable harm.
👉 Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. https://www.ooux.com/resources/episode079
#UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Optimizing only for conversions?
That’s how you end up with “quick wins” that destroy long-term trust.
Your UX choices can build loyalty—or cause irreparable harm.
👉 Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. https://www.ooux.com/resources/episode079
#UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns
That’s how you end up with “quick wins” that destroy long-term trust.
Your UX choices can build loyalty—or cause irreparable harm.
👉 Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. https://www.ooux.com/resources/episode079
#UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns
Who's up for a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings? 💜
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Who's up for a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings? 💜
I'm really proud of myself for finally making some marketing collateral that I really like.
One-Way Aspects?! Only in Cosmic 🔮
✨ Astrology just leveled up. ✨
Only in Cosmic: software that actually respects traditional techniques.
👉 Join our newsletter & get insider access: cosmic.plumbing
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✨ Astrology just leveled up. ✨
Only in Cosmic: software that actually respects traditional techniques.
👉 Join our newsletter & get insider access: cosmic.plumbing
youtube.com/shorts/CoD3H...
One-Way Aspects?! Only in Cosmic 🔮
YouTube video by Cosmic Plumbing
youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'm really proud of myself for finally making some marketing collateral that I really like.
I love playing "Name That Unhinged Icon" on the Noun Project.
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I love playing "Name That Unhinged Icon" on the Noun Project.
Reposted by Jake Zukowski
If you thought last week's demo was a banger, wait until you see our demo this coming Saturday! We are doing something no one else has done in astrology software. See you then!
103: Aspect Ratio
YouTube video by Cosmic Plumbing
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you thought last week's demo was a banger, wait until you see our demo this coming Saturday! We are doing something no one else has done in astrology software. See you then!
I am so there today. ☿🌞🛕
September 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am so there today. ☿🌞🛕
Happy Monday everyone!
September 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Monday everyone!
I always feel like we are about 70-75% done with our engineering and design tickets each week. Slowly but surely getting to finished software! 🔮
This week’s Our Cosmic Journey is all about aspects—modern, traditional, and the geometry that makes charts sing.
We’ve also refreshed the side panels: clearer moment details + cross-moment aspects that bring the cosmos to life.
Catch the episode here → youtu.be/iMrZzh2XYD8
We’ve also refreshed the side panels: clearer moment details + cross-moment aspects that bring the cosmos to life.
Catch the episode here → youtu.be/iMrZzh2XYD8
103: Aspect Ratio
YouTube video by Cosmic Plumbing
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I always feel like we are about 70-75% done with our engineering and design tickets each week. Slowly but surely getting to finished software! 🔮
This astrology software is looking and working really niiiiice these days. 💜
Most astrology apps ignore what we call unidirectional aspects — where one planet’s orb touches another, but not vice-versa. We’ve built it into Cosmic. 🔭
This is a first for pro astrology software, and it changes how we see planetary “sight.”
Check out the podcast for more: youtu.be/qpZQondkKVw
This is a first for pro astrology software, and it changes how we see planetary “sight.”
Check out the podcast for more: youtu.be/qpZQondkKVw
102: Momentarily Seen
YouTube video by Cosmic Plumbing
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This astrology software is looking and working really niiiiice these days. 💜
Think design deserves a seat at the business table? Here's the truth: they saved a place for you, but you need to take your seat. Learn how I got into the business strategy conversations as a UX designer on the UX Level Up podcast. #ux #design #designleadership podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0...
077 - (ORCA Series #10) - From Inheriting Strategy to Shaping It - Relationship Prioritization with Jake Zukowski
Podcast Episode · The UX Level-Up · 08/25/2025 · 41m
podcasts.apple.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Think design deserves a seat at the business table? Here's the truth: they saved a place for you, but you need to take your seat. Learn how I got into the business strategy conversations as a UX designer on the UX Level Up podcast. #ux #design #designleadership podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0...
Americans, what is your act of patriotism you will be showing this year? #patriot #patriotism #independenceday #july4th
July 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Americans, what is your act of patriotism you will be showing this year? #patriot #patriotism #independenceday #july4th
I think he was freaked out by the fireworks. Happy 4th?
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think he was freaked out by the fireworks. Happy 4th?
Look folks. I’m counting this as a full super-wide pull up.
July 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Look folks. I’m counting this as a full super-wide pull up.
Everyone's judging you. And it's absolutely fine.
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everyone's judging you. And it's absolutely fine.