The Cat Food Bandit
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Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&
That obscene bribeumentary really pissed me off.
Have you ever wondered about Melania's first employer back in 1996?
Have you ever wondered about Melania's first employer back in 1996?
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
That obscene bribeumentary really pissed me off.
Have you ever wondered about Melania's first employer back in 1996?
Have you ever wondered about Melania's first employer back in 1996?
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I wonder how Jizzlaine is doing in that Club Fed prison with all the other unsupervised inmates?
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I wonder how Jizzlaine is doing in that Club Fed prison with all the other unsupervised inmates?
Who puffed up the weekend ticket sales for Melanoma?
Has anyone been able to verify that online ticket sales matched asses in the seats?
I thought not.
Has anyone been able to verify that online ticket sales matched asses in the seats?
I thought not.
a group of sesame street puppets are sitting in a theater eating popcorn
ALT: a group of sesame street puppets are sitting in a theater eating popcorn
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Who puffed up the weekend ticket sales for Melanoma?
Has anyone been able to verify that online ticket sales matched asses in the seats?
I thought not.
Has anyone been able to verify that online ticket sales matched asses in the seats?
I thought not.
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If you’ve heard it from their lips they’ve already done it.
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If you’ve heard it from their lips they’ve already done it.
Paolo Zampolli was her first *ahem* manager, ID Model Management it was. 🥸 Paolo had ties to (drum roll) Jizzlaine and Jeff. They diversified into older merchandise, and according to Lutnik sold a used model to a sex tourist.
22.5 K is less than a used car these days.😂
22.5 K is less than a used car these days.😂
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Paolo Zampolli was her first *ahem* manager, ID Model Management it was. 🥸 Paolo had ties to (drum roll) Jizzlaine and Jeff. They diversified into older merchandise, and according to Lutnik sold a used model to a sex tourist.
22.5 K is less than a used car these days.😂
22.5 K is less than a used car these days.😂
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I’m betting Comer will suddenly lose interest in this hearing.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I’m betting Comer will suddenly lose interest in this hearing.
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First date at the strip club.😆
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
First date at the strip club.😆
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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
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This sums it up.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This sums it up.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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He’s the stupid people’s President.
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
He’s the stupid people’s President.
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
You get one point for each word that applies.
Five points and your ass should be in a max security prison cell.
Five points and your ass should be in a max security prison cell.
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
You get one point for each word that applies.
Five points and your ass should be in a max security prison cell.
Five points and your ass should be in a max security prison cell.
The Cure finally won a Grammy for their worst album ever. lolol
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The Cure finally won a Grammy for their worst album ever. lolol
The mingebag did it; he bankrupted the Kennedy Center.
Is there anything he can't screw-up and bankrupt?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Is there anything he can't screw-up and bankrupt?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump Says He’ll Close Kennedy Center for Two Years in July
President Donald Trump said he plans to close the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts for about two years to carry out renovations after his takeover prompted a significant backlash.
www.bloomberg.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The mingebag did it; he bankrupted the Kennedy Center.
Is there anything he can't screw-up and bankrupt?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Is there anything he can't screw-up and bankrupt?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Yet even more reviews of “Melania - the whore - er the movie!”
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Yet even more reviews of “Melania - the whore - er the movie!”
Tell me, what has this thug looking putz done so far?
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Tell me, what has this thug looking putz done so far?
The director of the Melania movie, surprised much?
January 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The director of the Melania movie, surprised much?