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Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
It’s 1 a.m.. I should go to sleep.
My brain: If Jar Jar Binks wrote a book, would he be Jor Jor Well?
My brain: If Jar Jar Binks wrote a book, would he be Jor Jor Well?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It’s 1 a.m.. I should go to sleep.
My brain: If Jar Jar Binks wrote a book, would he be Jor Jor Well?
My brain: If Jar Jar Binks wrote a book, would he be Jor Jor Well?
It’s time for my annual viewing of this video. Merry Christmas!
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It’s time for my annual viewing of this video. Merry Christmas!
Apparently people are mad that today’s Wordle is “WHITE”
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Apparently people are mad that today’s Wordle is “WHITE”
Rumor on Threads is that Trump got an emergency flight to Walter Reed on Marine One
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Rumor on Threads is that Trump got an emergency flight to Walter Reed on Marine One
So Rob Reiner and his wife … were murdered?
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So Rob Reiner and his wife … were murdered?
If I win the $1 billion jackpot Powerball tonight, I’m becoming a Republican
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If I win the $1 billion jackpot Powerball tonight, I’m becoming a Republican
I want to like Heated Rivalry, but the fact that the actors refuse to discuss their own identity is bullshit.
It’s not just about “queer people should tell queer stories,” which is a whole ‘nother post.
It’s not just about “queer people should tell queer stories,” which is a whole ‘nother post.
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I want to like Heated Rivalry, but the fact that the actors refuse to discuss their own identity is bullshit.
It’s not just about “queer people should tell queer stories,” which is a whole ‘nother post.
It’s not just about “queer people should tell queer stories,” which is a whole ‘nother post.
Without looking, do these states touch the ocean?
Pennsylvania
New Hampshire
Pennsylvania
New Hampshire
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Without looking, do these states touch the ocean?
Pennsylvania
New Hampshire
Pennsylvania
New Hampshire
I know federal races are sexier, but I would argue state legislatures are even more important.
The @dlcc is fighting to win Democratic majorities in as many states as possible. Please support them. 👉🏻 dlcc.org
The @dlcc is fighting to win Democratic majorities in as many states as possible. Please support them. 👉🏻 dlcc.org
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I know federal races are sexier, but I would argue state legislatures are even more important.
The @dlcc is fighting to win Democratic majorities in as many states as possible. Please support them. 👉🏻 dlcc.org
The @dlcc is fighting to win Democratic majorities in as many states as possible. Please support them. 👉🏻 dlcc.org
So Miami went from not having a Democratic mayor since the 90s to having one with an 18-point win.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So Miami went from not having a Democratic mayor since the 90s to having one with an 18-point win.
Wait Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are WHAT?
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wait Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are WHAT?
Why couldn’t they get Anne Hathaway to play Anne Hathaway? 🧐
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why couldn’t they get Anne Hathaway to play Anne Hathaway? 🧐
Why do all billionaires want to be part of the government? Like, you’re already a billionaire. You can stop working. Go away to your beach house and become a recluse.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why do all billionaires want to be part of the government? Like, you’re already a billionaire. You can stop working. Go away to your beach house and become a recluse.
The Orders Project is a non-partisan program created by the National Institute of Military Justice (NIMJ) to assist military personnel in understanding their options when faced with orders they believe may not be legal.
The Orders Project: Legal Guidance for Military Personnel
The Orders Project helps military personnel navigate legal orders with confidence. Understand your rights and options today.
www.ordersproject.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Orders Project is a non-partisan program created by the National Institute of Military Justice (NIMJ) to assist military personnel in understanding their options when faced with orders they believe may not be legal.
Google is confused too
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Google is confused too
I rewatched Labyrinth last night. It still holds up. 
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I rewatched Labyrinth last night. It still holds up. 
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
Websites be like “Black Friday Deals!” and it’s just a pair of Beats headphones, a Dyson vacuum, and a shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Websites be like “Black Friday Deals!” and it’s just a pair of Beats headphones, a Dyson vacuum, and a shirt.
If you’re going to shop at Target please be sure to open the box and return it so they’ll have to sell it again for less.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you’re going to shop at Target please be sure to open the box and return it so they’ll have to sell it again for less.
my boyfriend, everyone
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
my boyfriend, everyone
Everyday I pray that God will take away my ability to read.
REPORT: Kennedy Wrote Of His Passion For "Felching" - Joe.My.God.
The New York Post reports: Not healthy — but certainly a human service. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once texted disgraced journalist and alleged ex-flame Olivia Nuzzi abo...
www.joemygod.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Everyday I pray that God will take away my ability to read.