Jake
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Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
It’s called Good Friday because the Dow hit 1000 for the first time the day Jesus was executed.
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It’s called Good Friday because the Dow hit 1000 for the first time the day Jesus was executed.
Has someone checked on the Tea Party?
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Has someone checked on the Tea Party?
I really think we should figure out if consciousness is a material illusion or objective reality first before AI finds out for us.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I really think we should figure out if consciousness is a material illusion or objective reality first before AI finds out for us.
What if we kissed at the Chick-fil-A Daddy Daughter Valentine’s Day Date Night?
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
What if we kissed at the Chick-fil-A Daddy Daughter Valentine’s Day Date Night?
How embarrassing for Boston
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
How embarrassing for Boston
The county sheriff’s department took over policing #SavedYouAClick
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The county sheriff’s department took over policing #SavedYouAClick
I like how Bluesky is the only social media not owned by a billionaire. I wish it were more popular.
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I like how Bluesky is the only social media not owned by a billionaire. I wish it were more popular.
Hey ICE. I’m illegally here from Switzerland. Please don’t deport me.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Hey ICE. I’m illegally here from Switzerland. Please don’t deport me.
👉👈🥺
👉👈🥺
The DOJ wants to hide the identity of a someone who ordered a “sexy” 9-year-old.
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The DOJ wants to hide the identity of a someone who ordered a “sexy” 9-year-old.
Reposted by Jake
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking someone's device. At least for now.
FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking someone's...
www.404media.co
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking someone's device. At least for now.
Am I just old and losing my grip on technology, or is Bluetooth still awful? Why has it not improved in 25 years?
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Am I just old and losing my grip on technology, or is Bluetooth still awful? Why has it not improved in 25 years?
A U.S. intelligence official has alleged wrongdoing by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard in a whistleblower complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress
Exclusive | Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
www.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
A U.S. intelligence official has alleged wrongdoing by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard in a whistleblower complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress
Can someone do a MST3K of Melania?
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Can someone do a MST3K of Melania?
He was unarmed.
They shot him in the back.
Ten times.
They are all lying murderers.
They shot him in the back.
Ten times.
They are all lying murderers.
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
He was unarmed.
They shot him in the back.
Ten times.
They are all lying murderers.
They shot him in the back.
Ten times.
They are all lying murderers.
Two ways to support immigrants in Minnesota and fight ICE 👇
Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee (MIRAC)
www.miracmn.com
National Lawyers Guild Minnesota Chapter (NLG Minnesota)
nlgmn.org
Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee (MIRAC)
www.miracmn.com
National Lawyers Guild Minnesota Chapter (NLG Minnesota)
nlgmn.org
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Two ways to support immigrants in Minnesota and fight ICE 👇
Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee (MIRAC)
www.miracmn.com
National Lawyers Guild Minnesota Chapter (NLG Minnesota)
nlgmn.org
Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee (MIRAC)
www.miracmn.com
National Lawyers Guild Minnesota Chapter (NLG Minnesota)
nlgmn.org
I thought this said “Show where you live” at first. Like uh, no thank you?
January 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I thought this said “Show where you live” at first. Like uh, no thank you?
The administration adopting a Nazi slogan one time has plausible deniability as an unfortunate mistake. Four times, however…
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The administration adopting a Nazi slogan one time has plausible deniability as an unfortunate mistake. Four times, however…
Ugh. He is so disappointing.
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Ugh. He is so disappointing.
Scott Adams is dead! 🎉
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Scott Adams is dead! 🎉
She’s not the interim leader, @cnn.com. She is the president. You even show a picture of her being sworn in. #Venezuela
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
She’s not the interim leader, @cnn.com. She is the president. You even show a picture of her being sworn in. #Venezuela
Bodycam footage of Jonathan Ross. She was clearly turning away from him.
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Bodycam footage of Jonathan Ross. She was clearly turning away from him.
Reposted by Jake
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good