Jaimee 🖤🕷️
@jaileezy.bsky.social
ME - 39, in CA, wife, ♾️ AF, kinda funny, always bored, OG weird girl, a kind & loving human, mom of 3 boys 2 🐶 5 🐈⬛ & 28🕷️, ♿️ 24/7Pain Pentad ⭐️ 🦓 gang. I ❤️ anime,420,🌷🌻🪴,crafts, Pokemon,💄💅🏻,cosplay,📖,hip hop,♟️🧩,Retro Js,📺,cooking/eating,🕷️,tattoos, 🎮, & lego
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Jaimee 🖤🕷️
@jaileezy.bsky.social
· Nov 28
a woman is saying `` i talk a lot , so i 've learned to just tune myself out ''
ALT: a woman is saying `` i talk a lot , so i 've learned to just tune myself out ''
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I hate that I’m super long winded so this app forces me to use emojis to save letter count and not just to 😂
Makes me look like I’m trying to sell MLM
Istg I’m not! I just talk a lot.
Makes me look like I’m trying to sell MLM
Istg I’m not! I just talk a lot.
Carl was a class act and it’s too bad no one listened to him
April 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Carl was a class act and it’s too bad no one listened to him
Nobody likes you Elon….
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nobody likes you Elon….
I mean… yep
Notice to all corporations: if you try to pass the cost of tariffs on to me I will "pass" on buying your product. As far as I'm concerned this is a "you problem"
April 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I mean… yep
Because my garden is my favorite place in the springtime. I cannot wait to see it flourish!!!
April 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Because my garden is my favorite place in the springtime. I cannot wait to see it flourish!!!
#caturday caterdaaaaay
Today I’m posting my grandkitty Luffy, and the picture I’m coloring of my grandkitty Luffy because he love to destroy all of my plants.
The spray bottle is his boogie man- but he’s got the memory of a goldfish and always goes back to the plants for more
Today I’m posting my grandkitty Luffy, and the picture I’m coloring of my grandkitty Luffy because he love to destroy all of my plants.
The spray bottle is his boogie man- but he’s got the memory of a goldfish and always goes back to the plants for more
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
#caturday caterdaaaaay
Today I’m posting my grandkitty Luffy, and the picture I’m coloring of my grandkitty Luffy because he love to destroy all of my plants.
The spray bottle is his boogie man- but he’s got the memory of a goldfish and always goes back to the plants for more
Today I’m posting my grandkitty Luffy, and the picture I’m coloring of my grandkitty Luffy because he love to destroy all of my plants.
The spray bottle is his boogie man- but he’s got the memory of a goldfish and always goes back to the plants for more
I swear… just like a watched pot never boils; a highly anticipated package NEVER gets delivered and it drives me INSANE!!!! Hurrrrry my dear postal worker- I need to hide the gift I got for my love before he gets hoooooome!!!
Please :)
Please :)
April 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I swear… just like a watched pot never boils; a highly anticipated package NEVER gets delivered and it drives me INSANE!!!! Hurrrrry my dear postal worker- I need to hide the gift I got for my love before he gets hoooooome!!!
Please :)
Please :)
Just out of pocket shit 5 minutes into me trying out Dan Da Dan while I happened to be recording my cats playing… lmfao I wasn’t expecting THAT
Video is of my older boy Freddie being way too patient with the kitten… Luffy is 7 months old… and a terror…
Video is of my older boy Freddie being way too patient with the kitten… Luffy is 7 months old… and a terror…
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just out of pocket shit 5 minutes into me trying out Dan Da Dan while I happened to be recording my cats playing… lmfao I wasn’t expecting THAT
Video is of my older boy Freddie being way too patient with the kitten… Luffy is 7 months old… and a terror…
Video is of my older boy Freddie being way too patient with the kitten… Luffy is 7 months old… and a terror…
I found a Dairy Cow while I was in my garden working today.. had zero clue that I could find them in the wild like that 😆 but it’s so cute! I of course popped it into my little wild caught jararium 🥰
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I found a Dairy Cow while I was in my garden working today.. had zero clue that I could find them in the wild like that 😆 but it’s so cute! I of course popped it into my little wild caught jararium 🥰
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Cory Booker 💥
a man holding a large axe stands on a rocky hill with a fox nearby
ALT: a man holding a large axe stands on a rocky hill with a fox nearby
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April 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cory Booker 💥
1. Mac Miller
2. Kendrick Lamar
3. Sza
4. Megan thee Stallion
5. Asap Rocky
6. Post Malone
2. Kendrick Lamar
3. Sza
4. Megan thee Stallion
5. Asap Rocky
6. Post Malone
Define your music taste in 6 artists:
1. Linkin Park
2. Elvis
3. Eminem
4. Queen
5. Harry Styles
6. DragonForce
1. Linkin Park
2. Elvis
3. Eminem
4. Queen
5. Harry Styles
6. DragonForce
Define your music taste in 6 artists:
1. Manic Street Preachers
2. The Who
3. Ghost
4. The Jam
5. Led Zeppelin
6. David Bowie
1. Manic Street Preachers
2. The Who
3. Ghost
4. The Jam
5. Led Zeppelin
6. David Bowie
April 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
1. Mac Miller
2. Kendrick Lamar
3. Sza
4. Megan thee Stallion
5. Asap Rocky
6. Post Malone
2. Kendrick Lamar
3. Sza
4. Megan thee Stallion
5. Asap Rocky
6. Post Malone
It’s been a few weeks. I got some work on the boba fett #embroidery done, #trimmed some apple fritter, got cute pics of the #bdfb’s and then there is cute little Luffy… asleep on the water dispenser… awww #caterday
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s been a few weeks. I got some work on the boba fett #embroidery done, #trimmed some apple fritter, got cute pics of the #bdfb’s and then there is cute little Luffy… asleep on the water dispenser… awww #caterday
March 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That ick moment when you meet someone new that is rad, who you think could be a cool friend/hang and then they hit you with a “can’t wait for DOGE to tear through CA”
Siiiiiiigh… it’s so hard to make new friends when you’re in a relationship.
Siiiiiiigh… it’s so hard to make new friends when you’re in a relationship.
a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
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March 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
That ick moment when you meet someone new that is rad, who you think could be a cool friend/hang and then they hit you with a “can’t wait for DOGE to tear through CA”
Siiiiiiigh… it’s so hard to make new friends when you’re in a relationship.
Siiiiiiigh… it’s so hard to make new friends when you’re in a relationship.
I’m bummed out kinda that I was able to get the prismatic Pokémon sets without having to fight anyone in a Costco parking lot… shame
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m bummed out kinda that I was able to get the prismatic Pokémon sets without having to fight anyone in a Costco parking lot… shame
Fat fat and a rubber ducky
March 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fat fat and a rubber ducky
A few of my favorite things 🥰❤️
February 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A few of my favorite things 🥰❤️
Anyone else wake up this morning with a pretty lady looking at you??
I love hers
I love hers
February 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anyone else wake up this morning with a pretty lady looking at you??
I love hers
I love hers
My wonderful husband left roses, a new cozy blanket with a matching pillow and my morning smoothie for me to wake up to this morning.
He’s the best.
Also- my FatFat is enjoying it as well
He’s the best.
Also- my FatFat is enjoying it as well
February 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My wonderful husband left roses, a new cozy blanket with a matching pillow and my morning smoothie for me to wake up to this morning.
He’s the best.
Also- my FatFat is enjoying it as well
He’s the best.
Also- my FatFat is enjoying it as well
February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Because Ted Lasso helps me feel better when I’m sad.
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Because Ted Lasso helps me feel better when I’m sad.
It’s a cold “hide in bed” day with my Looney Tooney Luna…
She head butted me and busted my lip 😂 the amount of love she gives me is sometimes too much.. clearly..
#velcrodog #doberman #dobie #bigdoglove #dogsofbluesky
She head butted me and busted my lip 😂 the amount of love she gives me is sometimes too much.. clearly..
#velcrodog #doberman #dobie #bigdoglove #dogsofbluesky
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s a cold “hide in bed” day with my Looney Tooney Luna…
She head butted me and busted my lip 😂 the amount of love she gives me is sometimes too much.. clearly..
#velcrodog #doberman #dobie #bigdoglove #dogsofbluesky
She head butted me and busted my lip 😂 the amount of love she gives me is sometimes too much.. clearly..
#velcrodog #doberman #dobie #bigdoglove #dogsofbluesky