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Jadelet
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Why don't you pay attention to what I'm actually saying instead of checking my bio to see which slurs you can use against me?

I am a legal adult and my posts are intended for mature audiences.
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FUCK GIVING THANKS.

YOU TAKE THANKS.

45 MINUTES FROM THIS POST I WILL HELP YOU TAKE THANKS.
BY EATING AN ENTIRE WATERMELON WHILE IN A RAISIN CANES SWIMSUIT.
PLAYING SCRANDLE AND JACKBOX

twitch.tv/morninchai LESS THAN ONE HOUR.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Zootopia 2 is a movie where if you told me that the entire third act was all a delirious coma dream by the protagonist while she's dying then I would have believed you. This is a movie that fully writes itself into a corner and then taps into the Speed Force with 10 minutes left on the clock.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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If you're cooking a vegetarian roast tomorrow, check to see if it needs to defrost today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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*two edibles in* smash bros really is the feet guy of the Fighting game community
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So like an Arby's Zootopia promotional campaign would've been funny as fuck right
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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About to watch Zootopia 2, I hope it ends by setting up the abortion comic
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Y'all, follow my friend
Since I’m officially self employed, I’d very much appreciate the source skeets in the QRPed threads being spread around!

I’m also very much open for doing badges for MFF and other conventions; please DM me for further questions on that front~.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bro how are you gonna tell me that generative AI removes gatekeeping and democratizes art and then take commissions for AI generated art bro like are you hearing yourself

Also most online generative tools cost shit tons of money as well like this shit democratized nothing
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Zootopia X Rio 3
Bro imagine how insane it is if at the end of Zootopia 2 they do a post-credit teaser where Judy finds a blue feather at a crime scene and you hear Anne Hathaway speaking Portuguese.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Bro imagine how insane it is if at the end of Zootopia 2 they do a post-credit teaser where Judy finds a blue feather at a crime scene and you hear Anne Hathaway speaking Portuguese.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Yinglet Creator is such a cognito hazard...anyway yinglet content
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
In Beastars they actually addressed that some predator anthros will have fetishes for their natural prey species because their wires get crossed and I think that definitely happens in Zootopia if WildeHopps becomes canon.
So it just occurred to me that in Zootopia, Clawhauser, a cheetah, is obsessed with singer Gazelle, a gazelle. Gazelles are the main prey of real world cheetahs.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Blowjob Brothers when Titfuck Sisters walk into the room
Blowjob brothers isn’t just a meme… it’s a way of life
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Keep calling.
The lines are getting clogged from calls and Mastercard is feeling very pressured, they're looking into how to act in response. They're collecting information on callers to have a better understanding of who is calling in re the censorship issue
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Every car made today is an incredibly sophisticated computer on wheels. Really unfortunate that there is simply no solution to having it die because one (1) little overhead light was left on overnight.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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More than inspiration, writing a book requires discipline.

There are days I feel highly driven, only to get nowhere. Similarly, there are mornings I feel off, yet end up making massive leaps.

If you want progress, don’t trust your feelings.

Trust discipline ✍️

#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Titling my current novel projects as if they were shitty Webtoons comics: a 🧵

1. I Have A Worthless Power In A World Full Of Heroes But I Will Become The Strongest With The Help Of My Ghost Girlfriend

2. My Tsundere Dragon Boss Turned Nice After Being Poisoned And Now We Are Overthrowing The Queen
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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We think tech companies saw furries passing the same $50 around to keep each other afloat and decided they could do that too and now the entire economy works that way and we don’t really want to think about what happens when that stops working.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
With Zootopia 2 coming around the corner I just want to say that the racism metaphor in those movies don't work because black people aren't actually monsters IRL but predators in that universe actually are.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM