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JADE MAO
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🐈‍⬛ 🇹🇼🇺🇸 she/her | fictional scientist
🐈‍⬛ tags #art #TheExpanse #3BodyProblem
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i have a character limit but i must post
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
if one more person place or thing demands my energy this week i am going to enter evil mode
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
MY ASTRO PROFESSOR FROM LAST YEAR WATCHED THE THREE-BODY PROBLEM!!!!!! #MyAgenda
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
day 1 learning python. lost and confused and meowing sadly where are my semicolons
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
@alexb.starts.party you're back in CA??
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
absolutely insane article (lrt); the more i learn about astrophysics, the less it seems like we know about astrophysics; can't believe black hole in japanese is just burakku houru
Well this is fun- my article about black holes shredding stars has appeared in the Japanese edition of @sciam.bsky.social! Beyond looking cool, I now get the side benefit of knowing how to write “Cendes” in Japanese. 😁

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January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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MY FIRST EVER ARTICLE FOR SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN IS OUT!!!

It's all about how black holes shred stars and how we discovered that black holes "burp" after eating them, and even includes a black hole called Jetty McJetface! What's not to love? 🤩

www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-...

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Cosmic Indigestion Is Causing Black Holes to Spit Up Stars
After black holes devour stars, sometimes the feast comes back up
www.scientificamerican.com
June 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
each encounter with the US healthcare system makes me a slightly worse person
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Poke cards!!
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 AM
*so exhausted i can barely get out of bed voice* what if i learned a new language
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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through the surface. Io's volcanoes are so active that they are effectively turning the whole moon inside out. Some of Io's volcanic lava is so hot it glows in the dark.
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
astrophysics student here! this is bleu cheese
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"and none for socal bye" [paraphrased] 😔😔😔😔😔😔 when will it be me
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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🔭 Apollo 14: A View from Antares

Image Credit: Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14, NASA; Mosaic - Eric M. Jones

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26011...
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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At the height of the pandemic, universities embraced remote learning. Now, many have abandoned it, even though disability accommodations like it are protected under human rights law. Lygia Navarro (she/ella) ♿️ + 🏳️‍🌈 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ investigates why access is being rolled back: https://ow.ly/2osk50XXGa8
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
as always:
this trader joe's parking lot is not a place of honor
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
today we love: gay and/or european trader joe's cashier who called me mademoiselle

today we hate: dickhead who parked in crosswalk, blocking my wheelchair from the curb cut
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
jaspers defending himself in court after biting me ON the eyeball in my sleep and sending me to urgent care for the second time:
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
close enough welcome back johnlock
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i wish "this has never happened before" situations a very stop happening to me
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i wish liu cixin used his bsky i just know my man would have the best takes on physics and the worst takes on women
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
dreamed i woke up to no work emails from over my break and actually woke up to 40 emails. horrid
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"when you fall into a black hole, it ceases to be a point in space for all time, it becomes a point in time for all space"

i love physics, makes no damn sense. compels me though
Physicists finally know whether black holes destroy the information contained in infalling matter. The problem is that the answer hasn’t lit the way to a new understanding of space-time
Solving Stephen Hawking’s black hole paradox has raised new mysteries
www.newscientist.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
friendship ended with LEAKY GEL HEAT PACK, now RICE IN SOCK is my best friend
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM