kinda reminds me of the Mark Schlissel emails from a couple years ago

new drinking game where every time literacy rates drop after some psycholinguistics dweeb tries to completely shake up how language is taught, you take a shot. two shots if they have a crazy political platform too

so when are we doing the Massachusetts reconquista and taking back Maine and NH to spread the good word of civilization and human rights?

has that "name every xyz" energy to it that you can only get from people who aren't worth any time

Mmm yummy. Psychosis graph

"you've been getting fucked over, BUT it's over the course of the long term, plus you were feeling pretty good about the future up until it fell through the trapdoor! why are you so worried!?" William Stanky Pencil, im gonna be completely destitute in 4 months, please stop making me hate you

like yes, cowardice bad! good job for playing out that tune for us! now, do i choose being hungry, cold, or diseased? all of the above? splendid

“pushes up glasses” you FOOL! i planted the IDEA of making a bet with subliminal messaging to make you confidently make an ass of yourself

inb4 Temperance pt2

you are not a very smart person <3

i could go on, but i’m tired of proving myself right that folks like you are older than 12

everyone wants to be a hero with the pickle jar!

i first read that as feeding babies to your fish, which like, damn. you must have some big hungie fishies

gonna throw in "treating undergrad like an extended vacation" as a possible reason. being from the northeast US, all the florida-bound folks were kinda insufferable and certainly looking at schools for their social environment rather than academic accolades

absolute banger of a thread, this put into words a lot of my experiences online and in different queer communities across the country. much love💜thank you for writing all this, it was work well done

ok yeh i thought i was going insane online for a second seeing that discourse. like, when did people suddenly decide commenting on bodies like that is ok? empathy is lost on some folks i stg. in lieu of pathologizing transness itself, presentations and experiences are pathologized instead

(12 + 38)/2 = 25, which is the new median age of everyone

yeah it's a shame johnny rotten is a nazi chud piece of shit who cant hang with the youth without lookin like a syphilis-infected nonce. the pistols may look like punk, but really it's the pencils-up-the-nose kid shouting Anarchy Burger and wearing SS garb bc edgy

shenis

turning around and razing the village that raised him, talk about conservative gratuity!

mike davis talks an awful lot of shit for someone with such a weak chin

Taiwan enjoyers entering to renew their passport and vote at one of the 3
thirty 7-11s or FamilyMarts or OK Marts on the same damn street