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160 followers 250 following 610 posts
Cat
23 they/she
gizzoid
psych dweeb
dreaming of goro(mi) majima, probably
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shitty hastily made thing, apologies for the groyper jumpscare
top half: smugjak talking to chad leftistjak, saying "One of my priorities as president is for the nation to Look to Michigan as a model in higher education for civil and robus discourse on critical issues." Chadjak: "if we abandon free speech on our campuses, we risk abandoning it for our nation" bottom half: crying smugjak talking to douchefuck groyper cunt, saying "Our common ground must be reasoned discourse and civility. I may disagree with you but I will forever defend your right to speak out" groyper: "lmao soycucks like you should be stoned to death, spergs should be sent to the camps, and women belong in breeding centers"
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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meow meow meow meow meowwww
two orange cats lying down upon a black leather couch. the cat closer to the viewer is slightly perked up and shooting a slightly cautious expression. the cat further from the viewer is resting his head while slightly looking at the viewer, guarding a spring-stick massager thing-a-majig. two very good cats indeed
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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telling me to make a song in 5/4 that doesn't just dissolve into The River is like telling Gene Krupa not to go boom boom ba ba boom boom ba ba ba
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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cookie is def giving Sam Sheepdog for me tho
Sam Sheepdog
June 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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getting high and making munchies: entry 1
turkey, egg, and cheese sandwich on french toast, glazed with syrup
June 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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i miss my caaaaaat
orange cat (kevin) with his eyes mostly closed looking out a screen window
May 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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new uber gestapo dropped
April 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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adorable!! he looks strikingly similar to my cutie cat kevin!
orange cat resting on the arm of a couch. his eyes are closed, his paws are folded underneath his chin, and he is in sweet sleepy bliss
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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i am in a weird ruminating headspace, but this orange goober came by to check up on me, so actually i’m fine and have no weird internalization issues with my whole cool and tragic backstory
an orange cat (Kevin) peering down upon me from his perch as I watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
March 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Apple Music descriptions suck major ass. No mention of 2017 5-album run, and Amby raps on “Set”, not Stu. Plus, stu raps on “Sadie Sorceress”, which was released in 2022. Feels like this description was AI generated, or at least written by someone unfamilliar with the band. like pls i will write it
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard’s description on Apple Music, which reads: “Total sonic overhauls are a longstanding signature for King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, who often set themselves playful new challenges with each album. Formed in Melbourne in 2010, the prolific collective made their name with saturated garage-psych before devoting entire records to jazz fusion, thrash metal, synth-pop, folk, and other specific styles. That dogged experimental spirit runs beyond the music itself: 2016’s Nonagon Infinity was designed to be playable in one endless loop, while 2017’s copyright-free Polygondwanaland was dispersed with an invitation for fans to press their own records of it. The band even released five albums in 2022 alone. Yet for all of that chameleonic flux, there are certain throughlines that keep King Gizz appealing to longtime fans, including the ability to slip into lockstep marathon grooves and change gears with only a moment’s notice. Unflagging vocalist Stu Mackenzie is another recognizable constant, even when he dabbles in rapping on 2023’s EDM-inspired “Set.”” Some of the description has been highlighted to bring attention to the weirdness of the description - there is no mention of the 5-album run in 2017, and it is Ambrose Kenny-Smith who raps on “Set”, not Stuart Mackenzie
March 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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king gizzard is probably my number #1 source for existential catharsis
the original 7 members of king gizzard and the lizard wizard posing for a group photo. the top text reads: “WE ARE GOING TO” and the bottom text reads: “BEAT YOU TO DEATH.” it is ironic and funny because king gizzard would never do such a thing, as they are the sweetiest boy band on Earth.
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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poetry in motion fr
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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i keep getting suggested all the sweaty gamer nerd shit, where’s my yakuza content??
February 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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@weirdoswarm.org this website is sick, don’t know why I didn’t get on it sooner!
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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wishing i had the brains of a music producer so i could flesh this out more
February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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kevin kitty mister
with all your kitty whiskers
you offer me your belly
a trap for your scritchers!
orange tabby cat lying on his back. his belly is exposed, but his playful appearance belies his clawing capabilities
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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i gotta dig up my calvin and hobbes collection at some point, i forgot how good these are written
February 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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meowmeowmeowmeowmeow
orange cat looking into the camera. he looks confident, but also a bit like a goofy little guy. truly a gift from god
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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