Jade 🏳️⚧️ (M.P.H., R.N.)
@jade-parade.bsky.social
Estradiol enjoyer, progesterone popper, ~romantic partner haver~
DM me cool tornado photos and health questions (:
DM me cool tornado photos and health questions (:
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Sectoral Heterochromia ^‿^
July 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sectoral Heterochromia ^‿^
This is what happened to me /:
March 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is what happened to me /:
It is soooo unexplainable and strange™ that an Executive Order crippled public health communication networks in the United States and then we instantly developed huge outbreaks of tuberculosis, measles, and dysentery -- all of which are supposed to be practically unheard of here!!
March 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It is soooo unexplainable and strange™ that an Executive Order crippled public health communication networks in the United States and then we instantly developed huge outbreaks of tuberculosis, measles, and dysentery -- all of which are supposed to be practically unheard of here!!
Is my hair hairing?
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is my hair hairing?
Vibe of the night
February 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Vibe of the night
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Companies shouldn’t be allowed to have secrets. NDAs should be illegal.
February 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Companies shouldn’t be allowed to have secrets. NDAs should be illegal.
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My psychology professors: "Freud was unscientific and modern psychology largely rejects his ideas."
Zoomer tgirls in my mentions: "hi,,, woahhh ur old enough to be my mom,,,,,haha waow,,, would u please kill me??h?"
Zoomer tgirls in my mentions: "hi,,, woahhh ur old enough to be my mom,,,,,haha waow,,, would u please kill me??h?"
February 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My psychology professors: "Freud was unscientific and modern psychology largely rejects his ideas."
Zoomer tgirls in my mentions: "hi,,, woahhh ur old enough to be my mom,,,,,haha waow,,, would u please kill me??h?"
Zoomer tgirls in my mentions: "hi,,, woahhh ur old enough to be my mom,,,,,haha waow,,, would u please kill me??h?"
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Adult HRT ban is officially on the way to Texas, please make plans to leave the state now and please keep yourself safe. If you have no other route out, my space is very small but I can have a bed and no rent for you while you get set up here.
I don't want to dox anyone, but to my non-cisgendered moot(s) living in Texas... please plan accordingly 🫠🫠 a bill to ban hrt and affirming surgeries is currently in-process in the state of Texas, please see screenshots for more information. Alt text provided!
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Adult HRT ban is officially on the way to Texas, please make plans to leave the state now and please keep yourself safe. If you have no other route out, my space is very small but I can have a bed and no rent for you while you get set up here.
I don't want to dox anyone, but to my non-cisgendered moot(s) living in Texas... please plan accordingly 🫠🫠 a bill to ban hrt and affirming surgeries is currently in-process in the state of Texas, please see screenshots for more information. Alt text provided!
February 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don't want to dox anyone, but to my non-cisgendered moot(s) living in Texas... please plan accordingly 🫠🫠 a bill to ban hrt and affirming surgeries is currently in-process in the state of Texas, please see screenshots for more information. Alt text provided!
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At this point I've been accused of taking every side in the ongoing blood war mostly for telling people I'm sorry they've been treated so badly.
February 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
At this point I've been accused of taking every side in the ongoing blood war mostly for telling people I'm sorry they've been treated so badly.
Okay but can you do this *spins in a circle once*
February 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Okay but can you do this *spins in a circle once*
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*Pantomimes throwing a basketball at a nearby basketball hoop*
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*Pantomimes throwing a basketball at a nearby basketball hoop*
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I'm actually not gay because my feet are always cold so I always keep my socks on.
February 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm actually not gay because my feet are always cold so I always keep my socks on.
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Question for girls who wear bikinis… where do you put your penises? ? ? ? 🥲
February 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Question for girls who wear bikinis… where do you put your penises? ? ? ? 🥲
Can someone explain how to use lists on Bluesky? Do I put people on a list to get notifications when they post?
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Can someone explain how to use lists on Bluesky? Do I put people on a list to get notifications when they post?
Manifesting this app to replace Twitter in my phone more effectively
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February 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Manifesting this app to replace Twitter in my phone more effectively
I think all it would take to get me on this app more is if I got notifications a little more often from moots 😌
February 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think all it would take to get me on this app more is if I got notifications a little more often from moots 😌
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Jelqing Queen 🎵
Big big peen 🎶
Only 17"🎵
Big big peen 🎶
Only 17"🎵
February 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jelqing Queen 🎵
Big big peen 🎶
Only 17"🎵
Big big peen 🎶
Only 17"🎵
Bluesky deserves my effort (the addition of alt text to images)
January 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Bluesky deserves my effort (the addition of alt text to images)