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Jac
@jactothefuture.bsky.social
Skills are bangin it out, holding it down, and killing it on a regular basis

Your local Jersey married millennial lesbian 💍🌈
Robert getting 10s when Elaine got 9s has me UPSET #dwts
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I just want a restaurant in every town with a baked potato bar. Is that too much to ask for?

(I’m aware I’m a potato and some chives away from having everything I need to make this a reality in my own home.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
MY GIRL ELAINE IS GOING TO THE FINALS #DWTS
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
At a #StateChamps show and I have identified the men who will open the pit ahead of time 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Patriots playing today 😭 #patriotsnation
September 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My knees will never recover tonight (in the most non sexual way). Thank you #gossipgrill #sandiego 🤸
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Men (Rylie) are so emotional #BB27
August 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Genuinely need to know if I can use a bereavement day so I can cope with Andrea Gibson’s death
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My wife and I were “sharing” a thing of guacamole while we are on our beach vacay. And she HOUSED it. I’ve really never been more in love. 🥑
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think my wife wants to divorce me. She heated up my COCKTAIL SHRIMP!!! in the microwave!!!!!
March 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My wife has emotional support buffalo chicken dip right now… I deeply respect that
February 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
One day you’re young and fun. The next you’re newly 30 and crying on the couch before bed because Howie the crab died 😭
February 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me: “love you baby, good night”
My wife: “me?”

Is it that obvious that I talk to my cats a lot? 😂
February 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Patrick Mahomes looks like he loves a good toothpick. I say this with no disrespect
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If Steve Wonder has a leather kink, then good for him I guess
February 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me at cost check seeing they are selling cosmic brownies: “how long will you be serving the cosmic brownies this evening?”
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I’ve never seen Sabrina Carpenter build a single piece of furniture
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I got new AirPods which is great, but I had to turn off conversation awareness because it was interfering with my Rent soundtrack concerts
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When I work from home, this is who is sending you emails
January 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
11.5 hours til I *lose it*. Or crash out. Whatever the kids are saying nowadays
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My wife (who doesn’t use much social media outside of TikTok) after she woke up this morning: “what do we even need our phones for now? We should just throw them away”

She’s so real for that tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I actually think I may start using my tumblr again. I’m such a #millennial
January 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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The Supreme Court will hear a challenge to a provision of the Affordable Care Act that requires insurers to cover the cost of preventative health treatments such as cancer screenings.

Understand what's at stake: voxdotcom.visitlink.me/1xCuGx
January 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM