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Jacob Carlson
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I don't bang I write the good rhymes
And "The Most Popular Beverage in the West!" is a perfect accompaniment.
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
That was the first book of his I read. Ametora is next on my list. And I stay trying to find both Black Ivy and Take Ivy, which he had a hand in getting re-rereleased, but are still impossible to find.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
That's a long computer you got there, son.
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
But constantly remind him of it.
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’ve found myself saying “Marx explains this. No not that one.” to so many people in the 4-6 weeks since I bought that book.
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think he lives in Malaysia
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you told me this was a Slint EP limited to 500 copies I 100% would believe you.
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The idea of wielding power without also claiming credit is completely foreign to them.
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think Exceptional Parking Experiences was the title of Camper Van Beethoven's second EP.
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That kid nails the mild creepiness of the "I like Santa" line.
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Mitch/Ogugua dyad needs more burn. It’s the Platonic ideal of defense creates offense.
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The word list presented halfway though this video was my introduction to the word "nameknown," which I will now overuse to bits. Thanks!
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM