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still tippin after all these years
i'd genuinely like to know what disney's copyright office is thinking right now. spending a career trying to prevent mickey rat from existing and the partnerships division just opened the floodgates on ariel getting cucked by futanari cinderella in high def
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i'd genuinely like to know what disney's copyright office is thinking right now. spending a career trying to prevent mickey rat from existing and the partnerships division just opened the floodgates on ariel getting cucked by futanari cinderella in high def
finally, the disney characters we all love can start a brand new adventure: unbelievably pornographic ads selling crypto and dick pills to children
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
finally, the disney characters we all love can start a brand new adventure: unbelievably pornographic ads selling crypto and dick pills to children
in-so-far as there's any impact from AI, its that its convinced the dough-brained men who run big tech that they will soon own God and that material concerns like climate risk and annual profits no longer matter.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
in-so-far as there's any impact from AI, its that its convinced the dough-brained men who run big tech that they will soon own God and that material concerns like climate risk and annual profits no longer matter.
climate policy that would directly benefit the profitability and growth of their businesses! but instead they all got real spooked and started a dumb race to consolidate social and political power, power that they don't need and can't have.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
climate policy that would directly benefit the profitability and growth of their businesses! but instead they all got real spooked and started a dumb race to consolidate social and political power, power that they don't need and can't have.
balls huh okay sure kid you want that on usb stick or you just want to hang out while i describe em to you real good
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
balls huh okay sure kid you want that on usb stick or you just want to hang out while i describe em to you real good
i used to think we should simply tax away every heriditary aristocrat's wealth, but i'm increasingly of the opinion that we should take their fucking heads too
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i used to think we should simply tax away every heriditary aristocrat's wealth, but i'm increasingly of the opinion that we should take their fucking heads too
the navy finally gets the floating ballroom it's long deserved
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the navy finally gets the floating ballroom it's long deserved
This is why we put *all* copyeditors who have worked on a piece into bylines!
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is why we put *all* copyeditors who have worked on a piece into bylines!
woah woah slow down there mr ballard. no cutsies get in line with the rest of us.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
woah woah slow down there mr ballard. no cutsies get in line with the rest of us.
Toby, my real life problem is your views being rooted in filthy gutter bigotry. Also some kids stole one of my bins, but re: that I'm adjusting.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Toby, my real life problem is your views being rooted in filthy gutter bigotry. Also some kids stole one of my bins, but re: that I'm adjusting.
i want her to fuck thomas chatterton williams next so that then working together, they can write the worst prose anybody has ever seen
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i want her to fuck thomas chatterton williams next so that then working together, they can write the worst prose anybody has ever seen
The company is staffed and funded by eugenicists and this is bait to generate free marketing.
The statement itself is also false but that's not the point. They don't care if its false or true, they want people to get mad and talk about it.
The statement itself is also false but that's not the point. They don't care if its false or true, they want people to get mad and talk about it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The company is staffed and funded by eugenicists and this is bait to generate free marketing.
The statement itself is also false but that's not the point. They don't care if its false or true, they want people to get mad and talk about it.
The statement itself is also false but that's not the point. They don't care if its false or true, they want people to get mad and talk about it.
We should be thinking realistically about what a new Congress could actually do to undermine his wealth and power. An investigation by a willing executive branch would easily send him to prison under the Espionage Act and/or 50 U.S.C. § 783, but that's not happening any time soon.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We should be thinking realistically about what a new Congress could actually do to undermine his wealth and power. An investigation by a willing executive branch would easily send him to prison under the Espionage Act and/or 50 U.S.C. § 783, but that's not happening any time soon.
How could anybody exert sufficient influence to prevent people from paying attention? Is there evidence that it would have mattered? Isn't your idea just anti-civic spoiling?
Alternatively, if this is sort of an attempt at sly humor: it neither artful nor funny and you should stop trying.
Alternatively, if this is sort of an attempt at sly humor: it neither artful nor funny and you should stop trying.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
How could anybody exert sufficient influence to prevent people from paying attention? Is there evidence that it would have mattered? Isn't your idea just anti-civic spoiling?
Alternatively, if this is sort of an attempt at sly humor: it neither artful nor funny and you should stop trying.
Alternatively, if this is sort of an attempt at sly humor: it neither artful nor funny and you should stop trying.
i'm happy that you've found yourself a lasting relationship, but you must be doing something more for your partner. if its only for the occasional chuckle, would it not be easier for 'her' to simply adopt a dog, rather than manage all that's involved with keeping a man?
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i'm happy that you've found yourself a lasting relationship, but you must be doing something more for your partner. if its only for the occasional chuckle, would it not be easier for 'her' to simply adopt a dog, rather than manage all that's involved with keeping a man?
i'm sorry but you must be mistaken. men typically lack the mental faculties required to make all but the most generous women laugh. perhaps they are laughing at you, rather than at your attempts at humor?
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i'm sorry but you must be mistaken. men typically lack the mental faculties required to make all but the most generous women laugh. perhaps they are laughing at you, rather than at your attempts at humor?
i bet most curators don't even know any facts about pokemon
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i bet most curators don't even know any facts about pokemon
Schumer might have stripped it from the bill, but it was somehow uncouth for him to point out that Manchin was effectively lobbying for the change on behalf of his pharma CEO daughter and he took it all as good faith concerns.
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Schumer might have stripped it from the bill, but it was somehow uncouth for him to point out that Manchin was effectively lobbying for the change on behalf of his pharma CEO daughter and he took it all as good faith concerns.
you make me embarassed to be a socialist
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
you make me embarassed to be a socialist
if i shit everywhere they'll blame me, but if we all shit everywhere they'll blame god.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
if i shit everywhere they'll blame me, but if we all shit everywhere they'll blame god.
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Chicago's version is this hot dog with boobs (with an extremely unlicensed Alvin)
April 12, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Chicago's version is this hot dog with boobs (with an extremely unlicensed Alvin)