@jackviertel.bsky.social
Producer, dramaturg, author, opinionated schmuck
The 2nd Amendment should now be expanded to say that the right to bear arms INCLUDING SANDWICHES shall not be infringed. Then the Supreme Court can hear arguments about what kinds of sandwiches are permitted. Life would be more interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The 2nd Amendment should now be expanded to say that the right to bear arms INCLUDING SANDWICHES shall not be infringed. Then the Supreme Court can hear arguments about what kinds of sandwiches are permitted. Life would be more interesting.
The rumor is that Steve Cohen is selling the flushable gold toilet, which he apparently owns. I hope he gets one first-rate pitcher in return. Only seems fair.
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The rumor is that Steve Cohen is selling the flushable gold toilet, which he apparently owns. I hope he gets one first-rate pitcher in return. Only seems fair.
The Times has a headline asking which book should win the Booker Prize. Isn't the obvious answer The Glass Eel by J. J. Viertel? Available now. Buy and read (or listen to it) before it walks away with the Booker Prize, which it's sure to win on a write-in vote.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The Times has a headline asking which book should win the Booker Prize. Isn't the obvious answer The Glass Eel by J. J. Viertel? Available now. Buy and read (or listen to it) before it walks away with the Booker Prize, which it's sure to win on a write-in vote.
Is there a more entertaining score from a flop than 70, Girls, 70? Despite Encores! inability to figure out how to do it, I have not backed off this question. All responses will be taken more or less seriously.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is there a more entertaining score from a flop than 70, Girls, 70? Despite Encores! inability to figure out how to do it, I have not backed off this question. All responses will be taken more or less seriously.
A flattering but odd quote, given that people get poisoned and burned up in cars, but not inaccurate in its way. And it's a rave review.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A flattering but odd quote, given that people get poisoned and burned up in cars, but not inaccurate in its way. And it's a rave review.
I was so distressed (in a good way) by Blue Moon that I listened to the Boys From Syracuse cast album. A relief. Yes Hart is sometimes sloppy, but funny, romantic, sad, clever deep, sexy and his mind moves like lightning. May we all be grateful, delighted, and heartbroken for his life and work.
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was so distressed (in a good way) by Blue Moon that I listened to the Boys From Syracuse cast album. A relief. Yes Hart is sometimes sloppy, but funny, romantic, sad, clever deep, sexy and his mind moves like lightning. May we all be grateful, delighted, and heartbroken for his life and work.
Big day for me and the other J -- my son Josh. The Glass Eel audiobook is launched. Download it wherever you do that sort of thing. You won't be sorry. Even the NY Times thinks so.
October 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Big day for me and the other J -- my son Josh. The Glass Eel audiobook is launched. Download it wherever you do that sort of thing. You won't be sorry. Even the NY Times thinks so.
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"This is another hard lesson of [King Lear]: the lengths to which we will go to avoid confronting evil as such, seeking explanations for it and fashioning it in forms less dire, all the while ensuring that its harms increase"
-- Catherine Nicholson, "The Cares of State," NYRB, 9 October 2025
-- Catherine Nicholson, "The Cares of State," NYRB, 9 October 2025
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"This is another hard lesson of [King Lear]: the lengths to which we will go to avoid confronting evil as such, seeking explanations for it and fashioning it in forms less dire, all the while ensuring that its harms increase"
-- Catherine Nicholson, "The Cares of State," NYRB, 9 October 2025
-- Catherine Nicholson, "The Cares of State," NYRB, 9 October 2025
All this "Graham Platner is a Nazi" bullshit isn't even unusual bullshit. It's just the regular kind of bullshit. At least give me some unusual bullshit if you want to have an argument. I'm a year younger than Janet Mills, I love her, and I think she's done enough. Why is she doing this?
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
All this "Graham Platner is a Nazi" bullshit isn't even unusual bullshit. It's just the regular kind of bullshit. At least give me some unusual bullshit if you want to have an argument. I'm a year younger than Janet Mills, I love her, and I think she's done enough. Why is she doing this?
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i think Maine should just elect a lobster to senate. surely a little lobster in a suit could beat Susan Collins, no? and inappropriately pinching people definitely isn’t a barrier to getting elected
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i think Maine should just elect a lobster to senate. surely a little lobster in a suit could beat Susan Collins, no? and inappropriately pinching people definitely isn’t a barrier to getting elected
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INTERVIEWER: You were born January 30, 1972 in Shreveport, Louisiana, correct?
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that, it's the first I'm hearing of it
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that, it's the first I'm hearing of it
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
INTERVIEWER: You were born January 30, 1972 in Shreveport, Louisiana, correct?
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that, it's the first I'm hearing of it
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that, it's the first I'm hearing of it
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“They say you lose your head for nostalgia, as you get older. That’s also the time when waves of it come sweeping down without warning. You have to ration yourself, or a sudden dose knocks you out.”
(Anthony Powell, ‘Temporary Kings’)
(Anthony Powell, ‘Temporary Kings’)
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“They say you lose your head for nostalgia, as you get older. That’s also the time when waves of it come sweeping down without warning. You have to ration yourself, or a sudden dose knocks you out.”
(Anthony Powell, ‘Temporary Kings’)
(Anthony Powell, ‘Temporary Kings’)
The Times likes our book a lot! Why wouldn't they. read it here (behind a pay wall, alas.) And then buy a book. You'll like it too.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/b...
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Times likes our book a lot! Why wouldn't they. read it here (behind a pay wall, alas.) And then buy a book. You'll like it too.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/b...
I have two comic heroes, one stoic, one manic. One of them has a birthday today.
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have two comic heroes, one stoic, one manic. One of them has a birthday today.
Time to reread Devin Gordon's excellent biography of my favorite team So Many Ways to Lose after today's final indignity for the New York Mets. I guess we wait till next year.
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Time to reread Devin Gordon's excellent biography of my favorite team So Many Ways to Lose after today's final indignity for the New York Mets. I guess we wait till next year.
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We had a world where lawnmowers had cigarette lighters and we threw it away
August 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We had a world where lawnmowers had cigarette lighters and we threw it away
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Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
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Thank you, ME state gov't!
"... a prescription for all Maine people, allowing them to receive the COVID-19 vaccine ... no longer need to obtain a prescription through their health care provider to receive the vaccine."
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
#JanetMills
#MEpolitics
#PineTreeState
"... a prescription for all Maine people, allowing them to receive the COVID-19 vaccine ... no longer need to obtain a prescription through their health care provider to receive the vaccine."
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
#JanetMills
#MEpolitics
#PineTreeState
At Governor Mills' Direction, Maine CDC Issues Standing Order Expanding Access to COVID-19 Vaccine Amid Federal Roadblocks
Maine Bureau of Insurance also sends bulletin to state regulated insurers reinforcing that COVID-19 vaccines must be covered under Maine law
www.maine.gov
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thank you, ME state gov't!
"... a prescription for all Maine people, allowing them to receive the COVID-19 vaccine ... no longer need to obtain a prescription through their health care provider to receive the vaccine."
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
#JanetMills
#MEpolitics
#PineTreeState
"... a prescription for all Maine people, allowing them to receive the COVID-19 vaccine ... no longer need to obtain a prescription through their health care provider to receive the vaccine."
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
#JanetMills
#MEpolitics
#PineTreeState
The Wordlebot insulted me personally today, though not by name. I was smarter than it was (which is not usually the case.) I didn't know bots could suffer from narcissistic egomania but apparently they can.
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Wordlebot insulted me personally today, though not by name. I was smarter than it was (which is not usually the case.) I didn't know bots could suffer from narcissistic egomania but apparently they can.
I'm in the mood to steal a great ghost story novel for my own purposes, but not one so well-known that I'll get sued. Any suggestions?
September 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm in the mood to steal a great ghost story novel for my own purposes, but not one so well-known that I'll get sued. Any suggestions?
Just canceled all my Disney stuff. I'll be ok unless the Criterion Channel does something incredibly stupid.
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just canceled all my Disney stuff. I'll be ok unless the Criterion Channel does something incredibly stupid.
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Someone just left me a voicemail at work that said, in its entirety:
"Well, hello, professor. You've got it all wrong with respect to the shooter. Can't believe. I was gonna say I can't believe it, but you're a university professor, of course I can. Have a good day. Bye."
"Well, hello, professor. You've got it all wrong with respect to the shooter. Can't believe. I was gonna say I can't believe it, but you're a university professor, of course I can. Have a good day. Bye."
September 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Someone just left me a voicemail at work that said, in its entirety:
"Well, hello, professor. You've got it all wrong with respect to the shooter. Can't believe. I was gonna say I can't believe it, but you're a university professor, of course I can. Have a good day. Bye."
"Well, hello, professor. You've got it all wrong with respect to the shooter. Can't believe. I was gonna say I can't believe it, but you're a university professor, of course I can. Have a good day. Bye."
Could someone please explain the history of "assassination" vs. "murder?" I am thoroughly confused. Perhaps @bcdreyer.social could help.
September 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Could someone please explain the history of "assassination" vs. "murder?" I am thoroughly confused. Perhaps @bcdreyer.social could help.
joshviertel
Thanks to @portlandpressherald for their feature on my dad and I and our new book, The Glass Eel! It drops today. www.pressherald.com/2025/09/09/m...
Thanks to @portlandpressherald for their feature on my dad and I and our new book, The Glass Eel! It drops today. www.pressherald.com/2025/09/09/m...
Maine's baby eel black market spawns crime-thriller subgenre
'The Glass Eel' is the latest of several books and TV shows to explore elver poaching.
www.pressherald.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
joshviertel
Thanks to @portlandpressherald for their feature on my dad and I and our new book, The Glass Eel! It drops today. www.pressherald.com/2025/09/09/m...
Thanks to @portlandpressherald for their feature on my dad and I and our new book, The Glass Eel! It drops today. www.pressherald.com/2025/09/09/m...
It's pub day for THE GLASS EEL, the thriller I wrote with my son Josh. The Maine coast, the blackmarket eel fishery, and a struggling middle-aged woman who won't be stopped from getting to the bottom things come bloody hell or bloody high water. Check it out where you buy books and leave a review!
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's pub day for THE GLASS EEL, the thriller I wrote with my son Josh. The Maine coast, the blackmarket eel fishery, and a struggling middle-aged woman who won't be stopped from getting to the bottom things come bloody hell or bloody high water. Check it out where you buy books and leave a review!