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I am Jack's Cellphone
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A la Rob Reiner: "Lemme 'splain. No, is too much, lemme sum up:"

"Apocalypse is whites as a minority, resulting in a race war since only whites can responsibly govern civilization; western fertility is low due to women having too many rights, ergo these must be denied to prevent said apocalypse"

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The image displays a post on the social media platform X by Elon Musk, sharing a post by Gad Saad. The central theme of the text is the potential downfall of Western Civilization and the role of values and empathy in societal survival. Elon Musk states that Western Civilization is "doomed" without recognizing and addressing the "core weakness of suicidal empathy". Gad Saad's shared post discusses how civilizations are built on internalized values and compete in a "Darwinian selection" process to establish a viable societal ethos. The image is a screenshot of a post on the social media platform X (formerly Twitter) by Elon Musk, responding to another user's post. Elon Musk states that low birth rate is the number one threat to the West. He also identifies migration as the second greatest threat. He suggests that the West will cease to exist if these trends continue. Musk is responding to a post by user 'captive dreamer' about "replacement migration".
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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"11" 👍
The image shows the front panel of a Marshall JCM2000 Triple Super Lead (TSL) guitar amplifier head; gold face plate with black text & markers; my left hand hold a red Jazz III pick pointing to where I Sharpied in an "11" below the volume knob in black indelible ink
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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*THE* thing Heinlein gets backwards...? 👍
The text is an excerpt from the Robert A. Heinlein novel "To Sail Beyond the Sunset detailing a complex and unconventional family situation involving a character named Marian Hardy, her new baby, and her relationship with Brian Smith. The narrator reflects on morality, personal choices regarding relationships and sex, and a move to Dallas. The narrator assumed the identity of Marian Hardy, who gave birth to Richard Brian. The narrator did not interfere with the relationship between her husband and daughter-in-law. Text as follows: TO SAIL BEYOND THE SUNSET 247 Smith" and I dyed my hair and became her widowed mother, Marian Hardy. None too soon; she was already showing-four months later she gave birth to Richard Brian. We kept it straight with the Foundation, of course, and registered Marian's new baby correctly: Marian Justin Hardy + Brian Smith, Sr. What happened next is difficult for me to talk about, be-cause there are three points of view and mine is only one of those three. I am certain that the other two are each as fair-minded as I am, if not more so. "More so," I think I must concede, as Father had warned me, more than half a century earlier, that I was an amoral wretch who could reason only pragmatically, not morally. I had not tried to keep my husband out of my daughter-in-law's bed. Neither Briney nor I had ever tried to own each other; we both approved of sex for fun and we had established our rules for civilized adultery many years earlier. I was a bit surprised that Marian had apparently made no effort to keep from getting pregnant by Brian but only in that she did not consult me ahead of time. (If she consulted Briney, he never mentioned it. But men do have this tendency to spray sperm around like a fire hose while letting the females decide whether or not to make practical use of the juice.) Nevertheless I was not angry, just mildly surprised. And I do recognize the normal biological reflex under which the first thing a freshly bereft widow does, i…
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I tend to go chocolatey this time of the year, but good call all around 👍
This is a can of Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout held in my left hand at an intersection on the walk to a bar. It is a rich, smooth English stout brewed with organic chocolate malt and real organic cocoa. The stout has a delicious, creamy character with deep flavors and a delightful finish. It is brewed using water from the original brewery well, which was sunk in 1758. The product is certified organic and vegan.
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Right on👍
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"Dr." who...?👍
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December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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jackscellphone.bsky.social I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social · Feb 14
He probably did in a skimming manner, ignoring the import of it, then said "Oh look! My favorite character with whom I identify as the Good Guy of the Culture universe!"👍
A page from the Iain M. Banks novel "Surface Detail" with text as follows: "SURFACE DETAIL 627 He wondered if this counted as a poetic insight. Probably not. Or if it did it had already occurred to countless poets. Still, he'd mention it to her when she arrived. Likely, she'd snort, though it would depend or her mood; instead she might assume that wry, amused expression that told him he was impinging, clumsily if charmingly, upon her territory. Tiny crinkles of skin formed under her eyes when she had that look. It would be worth it for that alone. He heard steps. The maître d' crossed the terrace, arrived at his side, bowed fractionally and clicked his heels. "Your table is ready, Mr. Zakalwe." A page from the Iain M. Banks novel "Use of Weapons" with text as follows: "USE OF WEAPONS "Maybe some people just like traveling." "That's crap; nobody likes traveling that much." He shrugged. "Whatever." "Aw, Darac, come on; argue, dammit." "I don't believe in argument," he said, looking out into the darkness (and saw a towering ship, a capital ship, ringed with its layers and levels of armament and armor, dark against the dusk light, but not dead). "You don't?" Erens said, genuinely surprised. "Shit, and I thought I was the cynical one." "It's not cynicism," he said flatly. "I just think people over-value argument because they like to hear themselves talk." light on each bo "Oh well, thank you." "It's comforting, I suppose." He watched the stars wheel, like absurdly slow shells seen at night: rising, peaking, fall-ing... (And reminded himself that the stars too would explode, perhaps, one day.) "Most people are not prepared to have their minds changed," he said. "And I think they know in their hearts that other people are just the same, and one of the rea-sons people become angry when they argue is that they realize just that, as they trot out their excuses." your problem "Excuses, eh? Well, if this ain't cynicism, what is?" Erens snorted. "Yes, excuses," he said, with what Erens thought might just have been a trace of bitterness. "I strongly suspect the things people believe in are usually just what they instinctively feel is right; the excuses, the justifications, the things you're supposed to argue about, come later. They're the least important part of the belief. That's why you can destroy them, win an argument, prove the other person wrong, and still they believe what they did in the first place." He looked at Erens. "You've attacked the wrong thing."
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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C’mon, give him a little clap 👍
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Well played, Sir 👍
A screenshot from the OP’s sub stack email with the headline “Hoosier Daddy”; white background, black text as follows: Hoosier daddy? Indiana Republicans take the long view SAM WANG DEC 11 READ IN APP Well, they didn’t do it. When given an extreme map even by current standards, Indiana state Senate voted down the mid-decade gerrymander. The final vote was 31 no, 19 yes. Among the 31 noes were 21 of the 40 Republicans in the state Senate. As I wrote before (and reprinted* in the Terre Haute Tribune-Star), this is actually in Indiana Republicans’ self-interest. Despite radical threats from Trump to withhold
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Yeah, you're getting the non-side-eye-side-eye for that one👍
This image shows a our daughter enjoying a Dairy Queen ice cream cone given the camera a withering & disappointed look. Dairy Queen offers a variety of soft-serve cones, sundaes, and other frozen treats. The signature curl at the top of the soft-serve is a trademark feature of their cones
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Conversation starters for psychopaths...?👍
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December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A picture of our oldest son's room when he was ~5 years old, a "Rage Against the Machine" poster (black background, white text, rest fist image) on a purple wall with him and his younger brother pointing at it while giggling at the lyrics we just listened to (F-bombs)
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Hey, there are only so many ways to translate “pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo…” 👍
A silver metal cup held in my left hand inscribed with the following text: CAV 1994 Catullus-Horace III-V First
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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"🚨#BREAKING" 👍
The image displays a humorous restroom sign that encourages handwashing regardless of one's identity. The sign features pictograms for male, female, a gender-neutral person, Bigfoot, and an alien. The text reads, "Whatever... Just please wash your hands". The main identifier text is "RESTROOM".
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Need to remember to buy some rice paper at the store next time & give the recipe below a go 👍
www.youtube.com/shorts/rsJ3J...
Bacon Egg and Cheese Rice Paper Spiral
YouTube video by Josh Gale
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December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"Surprised" 👍
The text discusses entries from a journal, likely belonging to a person named Kennedy, detailing his personal life and a cash account log. Journal entries mention a trip to Cape Cod with "Mary and all the kids" and later records of women's names. Kennedy used the word "mugged" as shorthand for being seduced. He wrote about "narrowly escaping" being "mugged" by two women on February 6. A few days later, on Valentine's Day, he noted giving his pregnant wife orchids. https://nypost.com/2024/09/20/us-news/inside-rfk-jr-s-secret-sex-diaries-including-the-codes-he-used-for-women-while-grappling-with-his-lust-demons/
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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"Aliens with relatable ennui" you say...? 👍
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Punch-Buggy 👍
The image shows a yellow Volkswagen New Beetle. This generation of the Beetle was produced from 1998 to 2011. It was based on the same platform as the Volkswagen Golf and Jetta models. The car in the image features a personalized license plate that reads "ON QUACK" and a duck decal on the side. The interior design included a large, round speedometer and a dashboard resembling a coffee table.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Estoy la rana 👍
A label on the bottom of the bag above for the Rainforest Alliance; black and white with a tree frog logo; light blue with red fringe a-bottom
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Time to up your game for the Holiday Season👍
This is a can of Best Damn Hard Root Beer, an alcoholic beverage produced by Anheuser-Busch. It is a full-flavored, well-balanced hard root beer aged on real vanilla beans during the brewing process. The product was launched nationally by Anheuser-Busch in late 2015. It has an alcohol by volume (ABV) of 5.5%
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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RETVRN 👍
Food That Time Forgot: Mushroom Ketchup
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December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM