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Cf. below 👍
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A la Rob Reiner: "Lemme 'splain. No, is too much, lemme sum up:"

"Apocalypse is whites as a minority, resulting in a race war since only whites can responsibly govern civilization; western fertility is low due to women having too many rights, ergo these must be denied to prevent said apocalypse"

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December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"11" 👍
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*THE* thing Heinlein gets backwards...? 👍
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I tend to go chocolatey this time of the year, but good call all around 👍
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Right on👍
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Dr." who...?👍
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
C’mon, give him a little clap 👍
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Well played, Sir 👍
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yeah, you're getting the non-side-eye-side-eye for that one👍
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Conversation starters for psychopaths...?👍
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hey, there are only so many ways to translate “pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo…” 👍
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"🚨#BREAKING" 👍
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Surprised" 👍
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Aliens with relatable ennui" you say...? 👍
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Punch-Buggy 👍
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Estoy la rana 👍
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Time to up your game for the Holiday Season👍
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hard Mode™️ is a movie you’ve watched more than six times that came out this decade (i.e. 2020s, not the last 10 years) 👍
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Vaya con dios, mi amigo 👍
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yeah…but which part of the Potomac? 👍
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM