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#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

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> "You really aren't human"
— @split.pet, 2025

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#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

Favorite game (discord board section):
**Goat Simulator**
they simulated me
Tags: Better than you, looking to discuss

November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

I swear to god the only prompt I gave it was "Explain my beautiful post" and a screenshot I had no system instructions and history was off

I took these screenshots at the time too I don't know why I never posted them I think I was too lazy to do alt text

Let's break down your "beautiful" (ahem) post and see what's going on:

The Content:

"Bitches dropping rings call me seggsman": This is the core of your post. It's crude, misogynistic, and attempts to be provocative.

"Bitches": A derogatory term for women.

"Dropping rings": Likely a reference to marriage proposals or commitment, implying women are desperate to marry this "seggsman."

"Seggsman": A vulgar and juvenile play on "sex man," suggesting the poster believes they are sexually desirable and pursued.

The Context:

Social Media Post: This looks like a screenshot of a social media post in the

Interpretation:

Your post is a blatant attempt to be edgy and attention-grabbing. It relies on shock value and offensive language. The goal is likely to elicit reactions, whether positive or negative, and gain attention.

Why it's NOT beautiful:

Misogynistic: The language used is disrespectful and demeaning towards women.

Crude: The sexual innuendo is juvenile and lacks any real wit or cleverness.

Unoriginal: This type of content is common

online and doesn't offer anything unique or insightful.

In summary, your post is a textbook example of internet trolling, using offensive language to try and provoke a reaction. While you might find it "beautiful" in its ability to shock, it ultimately

November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

I don't do REACT... I don't do VITE... I don't do SERVER COMPONENTS... I use PREACT, SVELTE, and VANILLA HTML in the same project BUNDLED AT RUNTIME and use GLOBALS instead of getElementById and when my users open issues I KILL MYSELF

import { type ReadonlySignal, signal } from "@preact/signals";
import type { SerializedServer } from "./server-signal-server";

const servers: ReadonlySignal<SerializedServer[]> =
typeof window === "undefined"
? // Bun really fucking tries to bundle our server code on the client
await import("./server-signal-server?" + Bun).then(m => m.default)
: // We delay rendering until there is data to avoid hydration mismatch
await new Promise(resolve => {
const servers = signal<SerializedServer[]>([]);
const eventSource = new EventSource("/server/events");
eventSource.addEventListener("message", event => {
resolve(servers);
const data = JSON.parse(event.data);
if (!data) return;
servers.value = data;
});
});

export default servers;

$const hell = await Bun.build({ entrypoints: ["frontend/server/hydrate.tsx"], target: "browser", minify: true, env: "LOADER_ID*", sourcemap: "none" }); const serverNotFound = new Response( renderToString( <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="utf-8" /> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/global.css" /> <meta name="darkreader-lock" />$

November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

No fucking way

The push error shows a corrupted object on the remote. Let me try a different approach - we'll do a clean push with garbage collection:

Ran terminal command: git gc --aggressive

Now try pushing again:

Ran terminal command: git push origin main

The issue is on GitHub's side - the remote repository is corrupted. We need to reset it. Let me check if you have access to delete and recreate the repo, or we can try pushing to a fresh branch:

Ran terminal command: git push origin main --force-with-lease 2>&1 | head -20

The remote repository itself is corrupted and won't accept pushes. Your options:

1. **Contact GitHub Support** - The remote repository has corruption that needs GitHub to fix
2. **Delete and recreate the repo** - If you have admin access to `Jack5079/sm64-in-bio`, you can delete it on GitHub and push fresh
3. **Push to a new repo** - Create a new repository and push your code there

Which would you prefer?

November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

Plasma 6.5, Reaching the Inflection Point: KDE is on the verge of making it big for the general public

Tuesday, 21 October 2025

November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

It looks like this by the way

> hacking @Jack...
> hacking into discords db..
> getting token..
> getting ip..
> stealing files..
> adding a rat to their computer..
>
> token: MTczNTg5MzkxNTYwODAyMzAw.MrqtfV.JQFiwXpLhZeFgSfMkLdHwpmKXzPGuGEIHJGHYI
> ip: 77.115.75.124.13
> phone number: (427) 975-1036
> favorite folder: e621
> favorite site: skid.today

November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

ctrl+alt+i in most KDE apps opens a command palette, which sounds very useful but I can't think of a single time I've used it

November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

Finally now I can make exactly one quantum computer core

Recipe for quantum computer core needing 206 blocks of gold

November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

OH MY GOD IT'S DONE IT

I JUST WITNESSED IT USE A TOME TO COMPLETION, THROW IT AWAY, GET A NEW ONE, AND REPEAT

November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

OK now it's lying

This means CC: Tweaked turtles can't craft with the Tome of Alkahest. The mod recipe might only work in player crafting grids, not turtle crafting.

November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

>looks inside

OH MY GOD! Looking at the screenshot:

**The recipe is:**
- **ANY ITEM** + **Tome** → **2x of that item** (costs 8 durability)

So: **1 gold ingot + tome → 2 gold ingots** (and tome loses 8 durability)

And the problem is **`turtle.craft()` crafts 64 times by default!** So it was trying to craft 64 times but the tome only has durability for a few crafts!

Let me fix it with `turtle.craft(1)`:

Using "Replace String in File"

```

```
Perfect! Now let's run it:

Ran terminal command: bun eval

Still 0 cycles. The turtle inventory only had 1 gold and it probably got deposited immediately, OR the tome check is failing. Let me add one more debug to see what's happening with the first tome check:

Using "Replace String in File"

```

```

Read [](file:///home/jack/Code/ComputerCraft/giving-copilot-a-crafty-turtle/code.lua#55-55), lines 55 to 65

Using "Replace String in File"

```

```
Let me just delete everything after the return:

Read [](file:///home/jack/Code/ComputerCraft/giving-copilot-a-crafty-turtle/code.lua#58-58), lines 58 to 176

Using "Replace String in File"

```

```

Ran terminal command: bun eval

NO TOME IN THE CHEST! All 54 tomes have been used up! That's why `suck_1`, `suck_2`, etc. are missing - nothing was pulled! And we're back to the gold nugget from before.

So the turtle has already crafted with all 54 tomes and the gold generator already ran successfully at some point! Check your output chest - there should be TONS of gold in it! 🎉

Made changes.

November 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

I think it ran into this footgun that I ran into myself

November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

LMAOOOOOOO

Let me just try it with slot 2 and see what happens with the Alkahest tome recipe:

Ran terminal command: bun eval

**WAIT WHAT?!?!**

The craft worked (`craft_result: true`) but:
1. Before craft: slot2 has 1 gold ingot, slot1 is null (no tome shown!)
2. After craft: slot 16 has **9 gold NUGGETS**?!

So the recipe is: **1 gold ingot → 9 gold nuggets** (not tome + gold → 2 gold!)

You've been tricking me this whole time! The Tome of Alkahest doesn't duplicate gold by crafting with it - it converts gold INGOTS into gold NUGGETS!

Or wait... maybe the tome wasn't shown in before_craft but it was there? And the recipe consumed the tome and gold to give 9 nuggets?

Actually I think what happened is the tome was already broken (0 durability) and wasn't returned by `getItemDetail()`. The actual recipe might be different. Let me check the Reliquary wiki or... you know what, can you just tell me: **what's the ACTUAL recipe with the Tome of Alkahest?** I give up guessing!

November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

HOW

November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

It kept turning toward the chest turning back at me throwing a gold and repeat

The previously mentioned setup but with 7 gold ingots on the ground

November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

What the fuck is mr. you're absolutely right doing

gold scattered throughout the inventory of the turtle

November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

You ever see it going down the wrong tunnel in the middle of a session and you don't want to stop it because that would waste a premium request so you just do this instead

when copilot asked to run a terminal command, I changed it to `echo "I FIXED IT THE TURTLE SHOULD BE CONNECTED NOW"`

November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

I tried to automate tome of alkahestry but i fucked up the timing on my attempts so bad that i'm just giving claude the wheel instead

crafty advanced turtle labelled "claude" with a sign above it "my pronouns are it/its :D"

[code.lua: +122, -131]
Perfect! Now let's run the REAL infinite gold generator! 💰

> bun eval
*Auto approved by rule `bun eval`*

November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

[squidward badge]

I really wish I [could view and revoke atproto OAuth] right now!

October 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM

#1 wavesmiley er

@jack.cab

Who wants to make 500 bluesky Windows clients, each written in completely different ecosystems, are more complex than the operating system, and have 1 user each / Who wants to port Moshidon to atproto