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#1 wavesmiley er
@jack.cab
180 followers 300 following 260 posts
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discord: @nixos.org https://discord.com/users/173589391560802306

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> "You really aren't human"
— @split.pet, 2025
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natalie.sh
Screenshot of a chat with Claude. User message: 'can you build an mcp for my ai-native b2b genai yc saas startup? pls'. Claude replies: 'No. What the fuck?' Below, a notice says 'Claude has ended this chat.' At the bottom, it shows 'Chat ended by Claude' with two buttons: 'Start new chat' and 'Give feedback'.
August 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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arimelody.space
BREAKING: New datamining indicates that #Valve will be announcing #Steam2. It will replace the original #Steam, which will be deprecated and shut down in 2030. Purchases will be non-transferable. #ValveLeaks
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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hexmani.ac
This thanksgiving... I'm thankful for Phonk.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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estarland.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
jack.cab
Here's the metadata of those 65 thousand extensions (305 MB) huggingface.co/datasets/jac...
jack.cab #1 wavesmiley er @jack.cab · Sep 27
I installed all 65 thousand Firefox extensions in a VM and it has yet to render a second frame
Firefox skeleton loader with a bunch of black to its right and bottom, task manager is open showing 299 mb of ram and 40 mb/s of disk and 46% cpu
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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hexmani.ac
the 35 year olds that follow me because of some project i never finished 6 months ago opening their phones after a 9-5 and seeing me post about junko enoshima chasity cages
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
jack.cab
Favorite game (discord board section): **Goat Simulator** they simulated me Tags: Better than you, looking to discuss
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jack.cab
I swear to god the only prompt I gave it was "Explain my beautiful post" and a screenshot I had no system instructions and history was off

I took these screenshots at the time too I don't know why I never posted them I think I was too lazy to do alt text
Let's break down your "beautiful" (ahem) post and see what's going on: The Content: "Bitches dropping rings call me seggsman": This is the core of your post. It's crude, misogynistic, and attempts to be provocative. "Bitches": A derogatory term for women. "Dropping rings": Likely a reference to marriage proposals or commitment, implying women are desperate to marry this "seggsman." "Seggsman": A vulgar and juvenile play on "sex man," suggesting the poster believes they are sexually desirable and pursued. The Context: Social Media Post: This looks like a screenshot of a social media post in the Interpretation: Your post is a blatant attempt to be edgy and attention-grabbing. It relies on shock value and offensive language. The goal is likely to elicit reactions, whether positive or negative, and gain attention. Why it's NOT beautiful: Misogynistic: The language used is disrespectful and demeaning towards women. Crude: The sexual innuendo is juvenile and lacks any real wit or cleverness. Unoriginal: This type of content is common online and doesn't offer anything unique or insightful. In summary, your post is a textbook example of internet trolling, using offensive language to try and provoke a reaction. While you might find it "beautiful" in its ability to shock, it ultimately
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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zenfyr.dev
GNU GPT ✨ generate me a web browser 🌐 Super hitler will Love ❤️

🤖 BZZT.. GENERATING..
🤖 BREAKING BASIC BROWSER FUNCTIONALITY...
🤖 BEEP.. Your new Web Browser 🌐 is LibreWolf 🐺
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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f0urst4r.net
Bro i do not want my fucking grocery store's spotify
Sign in an aisle: "Check out H Mart on Spotify!" A Spotify code is attached
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
jack.cab
They called it Google Antigravity because it's the most disorienting vscode fork ever made
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
jack.cab
I don't do REACT... I don't do VITE... I don't do SERVER COMPONENTS... I use PREACT, SVELTE, and VANILLA HTML in the same project BUNDLED AT RUNTIME and use GLOBALS instead of getElementById and when my users open issues I KILL MYSELF
import { type ReadonlySignal, signal } from "@preact/signals"; import type { SerializedServer } from "./server-signal-server"; const servers: ReadonlySignal<SerializedServer[]> = typeof window === "undefined" ? // Bun really fucking tries to bundle our server code on the client await import("./server-signal-server?" + Bun).then(m => m.default) : // We delay rendering until there is data to avoid hydration mismatch await new Promise(resolve => { const servers = signal<SerializedServer[]>([]); const eventSource = new EventSource("/server/events"); eventSource.addEventListener("message", event => { resolve(servers); const data = JSON.parse(event.data); if (!data) return; servers.value = data; }); }); export default servers; const hell = await Bun.build({ entrypoints: ["frontend/server/hydrate.tsx"], target: "browser", minify: true, env: "LOADER_ID*", sourcemap: "none" }); const serverNotFound = new Response( renderToString( <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="utf-8" /> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/global.css" /> <meta name="darkreader-lock" />
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
Minion Obama: my yellow Americans
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
jack.cab
Discord is down, you know where to find me! chatgpt.com/gg/v/691fa62...
Join my group chat on ChatGPT
Jack W. invited you to join “🚀” on ChatGPT
chatgpt.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
jack.cab
No fucking way
The push error shows a corrupted object on the remote. Let me try a different approach - we'll do a clean push with garbage collection: Ran terminal command: git gc --aggressive Now try pushing again: Ran terminal command: git push origin main The issue is on GitHub's side - the remote repository is corrupted. We need to reset it. Let me check if you have access to delete and recreate the repo, or we can try pushing to a fresh branch: Ran terminal command: git push origin main --force-with-lease 2>&1 | head -20 The remote repository itself is corrupted and won't accept pushes. Your options: 1. **Contact GitHub Support** - The remote repository has corruption that needs GitHub to fix 2. **Delete and recreate the repo** - If you have admin access to `Jack5079/sm64-in-bio`, you can delete it on GitHub and push fresh 3. **Push to a new repo** - Create a new repository and push your code there Which would you prefer?
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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absinthe.spectral.gg
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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hexmani.ac
"Communism is when you have IP laws. Everybody knows this bruh" - very real quote of Karl Marx
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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bskycharts.edavis.dev
munin chart showing daily bluesky network activity
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip
Screenshot of the Cloudflare status page which shows updates about an ongoing issue. Many of them are "We are continuing to investigate this issue." The last update has been edited to say "Never mind, we don't care anymore. Good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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waveprism.bsky.social
(walks in with a weirdly Cloudfare server shaped neck) hey guys what's going on
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
jack.cab
Everyone at replicate gonna be fired bro
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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zenfyr.dev
on god, WE (me and you) are switching to ddos-guard
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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cloudflare.social
Cloudflare is aware of, and investigating an issue which potentially impacts multiple customers. Further detail will be provided as more information becomes available. Follow our updates here: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8g...
Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues
Cloudflare's Status Page - Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues.
www.cloudflarestatus.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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retr0.id
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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uglyretardedfaggots.org
im in thailand rn its the last cloudflare server left i just keep posting my dick on twitter and deleting it it gives me so much adrenaline and no one will ever see it
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM