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#1 wavesmiley er
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> "You really aren't human"
— @split.pet, 2025
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August 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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BREAKING: New datamining indicates that #Valve will be announcing #Steam2. It will replace the original #Steam, which will be deprecated and shut down in 2030. Purchases will be non-transferable. #ValveLeaks
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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This thanksgiving... I'm thankful for Phonk.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here's the metadata of those 65 thousand extensions (305 MB) huggingface.co/datasets/jac...
I installed all 65 thousand Firefox extensions in a VM and it has yet to render a second frame
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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the 35 year olds that follow me because of some project i never finished 6 months ago opening their phones after a 9-5 and seeing me post about junko enoshima chasity cages
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I swear to god the only prompt I gave it was "Explain my beautiful post" and a screenshot I had no system instructions and history was off

I took these screenshots at the time too I don't know why I never posted them I think I was too lazy to do alt text
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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GNU GPT ✨ generate me a web browser 🌐 Super hitler will Love ❤️

🤖 BZZT.. GENERATING..
🤖 BREAKING BASIC BROWSER FUNCTIONALITY...
🤖 BEEP.. Your new Web Browser 🌐 is LibreWolf 🐺
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Bro i do not want my fucking grocery store's spotify
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They called it Google Antigravity because it's the most disorienting vscode fork ever made
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don't do REACT... I don't do VITE... I don't do SERVER COMPONENTS... I use PREACT, SVELTE, and VANILLA HTML in the same project BUNDLED AT RUNTIME and use GLOBALS instead of getElementById and when my users open issues I KILL MYSELF
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Discord is down, you know where to find me! chatgpt.com/gg/v/691fa62...
Join my group chat on ChatGPT
Jack W. invited you to join “🚀” on ChatGPT
chatgpt.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No fucking way
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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(walks in with a weirdly Cloudfare server shaped neck) hey guys what's going on
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Everyone at replicate gonna be fired bro
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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on god, WE (me and you) are switching to ddos-guard
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Cloudflare is aware of, and investigating an issue which potentially impacts multiple customers. Further detail will be provided as more information becomes available. Follow our updates here: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8g...
Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues
Cloudflare's Status Page - Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues.
www.cloudflarestatus.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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im in thailand rn its the last cloudflare server left i just keep posting my dick on twitter and deleting it it gives me so much adrenaline and no one will ever see it
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM