Jason Reese
@jace2k.bsky.social
Two years away from being two years away.
Sacramento Kings rebuild could take 3-5 years kingsherald.com/articles/sac...
Sacramento Kings rebuild could take 3-5 years - The Kings Herald
Sam Amick reports that Kings GM Scott Perry is pushing for a 3–5 year rebuild, but Vivek Ranadivé’s involvement may stand in the way. Here’s why fans would embrace a long-term plan — and what’s at sta...
kingsherald.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Two years away from being two years away.
I follow a lot, and I mean a lot of kings fans here, and I think I saw 20 posts combined tonight. Buckle up is right. Oof.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I follow a lot, and I mean a lot of kings fans here, and I think I saw 20 posts combined tonight. Buckle up is right. Oof.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Tonight’s presser is going to be a good one
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tonight’s presser is going to be a good one
At least we’ll always have our special teams to keep us in games
There isn’t much else to say guys, the Sacramento Kings have a bad offense and a bad defense. Both of those things are inportant in the NBA.
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
At least we’ll always have our special teams to keep us in games
Christie: “I don’t need to look at no tape…I seen it once live”
🤣 Love him.
🤣 Love him.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Christie: “I don’t need to look at no tape…I seen it once live”
🤣 Love him.
🤣 Love him.
The wheels fully off, or we have about two more major losses left?
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The wheels fully off, or we have about two more major losses left?
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
If we’d just sign some vets…
🤣
🤣
Old Habits, New Coach: Kings Still Struggling to Embrace the Fundamentals kingsherald.com/articles/old...
Old Habits, New Coach: Kings Still Struggling to Embrace the Fundamentals - The Kings Herald
Five games into the season, the Sacramento Kings are slipping back into their old identity—talented but undisciplined. Rookie head coach Doug Christie wants to build a defensive culture, but player bu...
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October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If we’d just sign some vets…
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🤣
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
CMC doing things. Holy cow
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
CMC doing things. Holy cow
I’m so hoping Scott Perry is an absolute genius and put together the best possible roster to land us two straight top 4 picks.
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m so hoping Scott Perry is an absolute genius and put together the best possible roster to land us two straight top 4 picks.
Well, after having my heart ripped out watching my team get eliminated in the 15th inning of the ALDS, at least I can rely on the Kings to fill me with joy this upcoming season. 🥹 Yay sports!
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well, after having my heart ripped out watching my team get eliminated in the 15th inning of the ALDS, at least I can rely on the Kings to fill me with joy this upcoming season. 🥹 Yay sports!
“My gastronomic capacity knows no satiety”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“My gastronomic capacity knows no satiety”
More like Golden Girls State Warriors amirite? What’s the avg age? 36-37?
FROM SHAMS:
BREAKING: Free agent Al Horford has committed to a multi-year deal with the Golden State Warriors, agent Jason Glushon tells ESPN. After seven of the past nine years in Boston and winning the 2024 title, Horford will enter his 19th NBA season as the Warriors' starting center.
BREAKING: Free agent Al Horford has committed to a multi-year deal with the Golden State Warriors, agent Jason Glushon tells ESPN. After seven of the past nine years in Boston and winning the 2024 title, Horford will enter his 19th NBA season as the Warriors' starting center.
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
More like Golden Girls State Warriors amirite? What’s the avg age? 36-37?
Fahrenheit 450
Slightly diminish a book.
To Wound a Mockingbird
To Wound a Mockingbird
Slightly diminish a book.
Gulliver’s Strolls
Gulliver’s Strolls
September 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Fahrenheit 450
The joys off season Kings have given us:
1. Embezzlement caught in a folder titled TurboTax
2. Team effectively saved because a food blogger leaked move in a tweet
3. Boogie getting peaches fired with a single tweet
4. Fans Thank Maloofs
5. Kfip chasing a Maloof into a broom closet…
1. Embezzlement caught in a folder titled TurboTax
2. Team effectively saved because a food blogger leaked move in a tweet
3. Boogie getting peaches fired with a single tweet
4. Fans Thank Maloofs
5. Kfip chasing a Maloof into a broom closet…
Fans Thank Maloofs
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The joys off season Kings have given us:
1. Embezzlement caught in a folder titled TurboTax
2. Team effectively saved because a food blogger leaked move in a tweet
3. Boogie getting peaches fired with a single tweet
4. Fans Thank Maloofs
5. Kfip chasing a Maloof into a broom closet…
1. Embezzlement caught in a folder titled TurboTax
2. Team effectively saved because a food blogger leaked move in a tweet
3. Boogie getting peaches fired with a single tweet
4. Fans Thank Maloofs
5. Kfip chasing a Maloof into a broom closet…
Granted this is all 8-9 years ago, so I might be a bit off on how I remembered the details. Point being - this isn’t a new phenomenon.
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Granted this is all 8-9 years ago, so I might be a bit off on how I remembered the details. Point being - this isn’t a new phenomenon.
Wasn’t Durant given 10M of pre-IPO Uber stock? (GSW owner was on the board). Even Boogie landed (granted he did some ads for them, so at least he “worked”) an ad campaign for another company Lacob had a controlling interest in.
September 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wasn’t Durant given 10M of pre-IPO Uber stock? (GSW owner was on the board). Even Boogie landed (granted he did some ads for them, so at least he “worked”) an ad campaign for another company Lacob had a controlling interest in.
Gary Beuller’s Day Off
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
My Cousin Gary
My Cousin Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
The Good, The Bad, and Gary
The Good, The Bad, and Gary
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Gary Beuller’s Day Off
The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party:
July 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party:
45 wins to go! #questfor50 and yes I’m doing this bit all the way till the end
July 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
45 wins to go! #questfor50 and yes I’m doing this bit all the way till the end