Throw blanket, throw pillows, electric kettle, cute quarter-zip. I’m sure there were other items I don’t know. Probably a spoon or something.

I haven’t bought new underwear in at least two months. I did buy a new set of sheets this weekend because I treat sheets as disposable instead of washing them. Also a rug. I got a lovely area rug.

Someone help my family is starving?

You’re next on the primary list old man

I fail to see why that matters, there is an affordability crisis I am told

It is a shame I agree with him on pretty much everything* because his entire vibe is "nerd who was not shoved into enough lockers in high school"

*some exceptions

I'm also aggrieved by the passage of time.

I suppose there's that.